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I was grinning ear to ear. It was all very funny. I wasn't joking when I said I was going to play it seductive. I had never been more serious in my life! I was still laughing, however.
This should be jolly fun. Ha!
I threw the blankets off of me and stepped onto the floor. Ron was no where to be seen. I didn't care right now anyway. All I cared about was getting downstairs and messing with everyone's head.... mainly Ginny's head.
I dressed quickly and rushed down the stairs and into the Common Room. Only a few lone third years were about. Everyone else was either asleep or at breakfast.
I stepped out of the portrait hole feeling exceptionally daring. I wasn't sure yet just what I'd do to Ginny. I'd have to play it by ear.
Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were already at the table when I arrived. I noticed Ginny seemed more jumpy than usual. Let the show begin!
I plopped down across from Ron and next to Ginny. Ginny gave me a nervous grin. She obviously hadn't forgotten what I'd said the night before.
Once sitting I grinned at my friends. Leaning over toward Ginny I whispered loudly in her ear, "Pass the toast please Ginny."
It was simply shocking what kind of reaction this got. All I said was to please pass the toast and Ginny had almost bolted out of her seat. I thought she was having a heart attack for God's shake!
Ginny nodded regaining some compose and passed the toast. I grinned again at her fully aware of Ron's starring gaze upon me.
I didn't try to much more for a few moments. Then a got a flash of inspiration. Picking up a banana, I peeled it and took a bite. Raising an eyebrow I looked at Ginny.
"Banana Ginny?" I asked calmly. Ginny eyed the Banana and nodded. Her mistake.
Braking off a piece I brought it to her mouth. "Open up sweetcakes," I said grinning again. I felt like laughing at the look on Ron's face. And Ginny's for that matter.
Ginny sat paralyzed. I tilted my head to one side and laughed softly. "Don't make me open your mouth Gin, because I can."
Ginny opened her mouth quickly and I shoved the Banana into her mouth. The piece was a bit to big for her and she drooled slightly on herself. I took my hand and whipped her mouth.
I glanced at Ron. He was starring at me in half confused half dizziness. Hermione had her eyes closed. I promptly dropped my fork.
I retrieved it within seconds and cleared my throat.
"Ron?" I asked loudly hoping to brake Ron from his day dream. "Did you know you've got you foot on Hermione's leg?"
There was an abrupt clang of Ron's knee hitting the inside of the table. "N- no I haven't," He said turning red.
"You haven't anymore mate," I noted. Ron looked at me like I was a water slug.
I finished my toast and got to my feet.
"Well if you'll excuse us, Ginny and I have some work to do." I said with a wink.
Ginny choked on her juice. I clapped her on the back. "Come on Gin." I said. Ginny scrambled up after me and followed out into the entrance hall.
"What the hell..." Ginny started but I silenced her.
"Shut up and follow me." I said.
"What..?"
"Shut up I said."
Surprisingly Ginny shut up as we walked up the stairs. Since it was a Saturday we had no classes to worry about. The whole day was free.
The Library doors loomed into view. I pushed them open and dragged Ginny inside. We made our way to the very back of the library. I pushed Ginny into a chair and sat in the one next to her.
"Look," I started before Ginny could start talking. "If we're going to go about this the right way you'll need to be more convincing."
Ginny's jaw dropped. "What does that mean?" She said blankly.
"It means you'll have to act more convincing." I said again.
Ginny opened her mouth to shoot a reply but I coughed.
"How well do you kiss Ginny?" I asked suddenly. I don't know what made me say it; I just did. I waited for her response.
"What?" Was what she said. And she's supposed to be the smart one! Go figure!
"I said," I repeated. "How...well...do...you...kiss?"
Ginny's ears reddened with the Weasley trade mark. "What do you care?" She spat for lack of anything better.
"Because," I said leaning closer to her. "If we're pretending to go out we need to look convincing."
Ginny had no time to protest. I had closed the space between us and was now kissing her. She stiffened slightly but then gave into me more.
After many, many, many, many minutes I pulled back. I hid the fact that I was breathless.
"For someone with "experience" you sure aren't a good kisser," I said daringly. Ginny gave me a look that would scare off the Dark Lord.
"You weren't so good either," Ginny said patting down her hair. "You could definitely do better."
I sighed and leaned closer. "Why don't you teach me then?" I asked.
Ginny grinned slightly. "I fully intend to."
With that she pulled me by the tie down to her level. I love this.
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"I tell you it was odd Hermione."
"So?"
"So? Harry doesn't act that way. And not with Ginny."
I suddenly shoved Ginny away from me. I could hear Ron and Hermione's voices coming closer to me. I frantically patted down my ruffled hair. I was in deep crap if they found us now.
I cast a look at Ginny. She was a mess. Perhaps we "practiced" to much?
The voices started to grow louder. Hermione and Ron were only one shelf over. They were dangerously close to finding us.
I pulled Ginny down to the floor with me. She didn't need me to tell her what was going on. Hell no!
"Well maybe Harry and Ginny are going out Ron,"
"No duh! They were found in a broom closet together remember?!"
"Yes I remember Ron, I was there when Neville told us."
I made a mental note to kill Neville later. Perhaps I could turn him into a farrett like Malfoy?
I could see Ron's head coming into our row. Oh dammit. This is the part where Ron kills me by using an unforgettable curse. Dammit, dammit, dammit, and dammit again for good measure!
I looked at Ginny quickly as Ron rounded the corner. I hadn't realized I'd pulled her down onto my lap.
"Oh shi-" I started just as Ron turned and looked at us.
Ron stopped in his tracks and starred at us. His jaw was all the way to the floor. I could see drool dropping to the carpet. This was so not good. SO NOT GOOD.
"Hello Ron," Ginny said cheerfully. I almost laughed at the look on Ron's face. Almost. I would have laughed if Ron hadn't charged at me and started to ring my neck that is!
"Bloody hell," I got out before Ron started shaking me.
Ginny gave a loud shriek and pulled Ron off of me. I gasped slightly for breath. Air. Beautiful, beautiful air. Good God!
"Let GO GINNY!" Ron shouted while being held back by Ginny and Hermione. I scrambled to my feet. Bloody hell. Ron was really going to kill me. I know what Peter Pettigrew felt like now.
"Run Harry!" Ginny shouted at me. This all felt like a dramatical muggle movie. A very bad dramatical muggle movie.
"I'm not running from Ron," I said watching Hermione try to calm Ron. Ron was currently shouting bloody murder.
"Give me my wand! I'll hex his pants off!"
Ginny seemed to be surpessing a giggle. Yes I'm sure this was all very amusing to her what with Ron threatening to hex my pants off! Geez! Too much drama!
I decided Ginny was right. I had fought off Malfoy, I had fought off Tom Riddle, I had fought off the Dark Lord but I was afraid of Ron!
I think, however pitiful it was, I should go for a while so Ron could chill out.
He needed, as the muggles said, to "take a chill pill." Big time.
I started running backward away from the flaming Ron. I turned and broke out into a full run out of the library.
I didn't know where I was going. I knew it couldn't be the Common Room. Ron would look there first. I had to lay low for a few hours. I needed...
A class room.
What I needed was to hide in an empty class room. I went to the class room I knew had been vandalized lately by Peeves. He had dropped a dung bomb in it and it stunk like Snapes' robes. I'll tell you now: that's bad.
I pinched my nose and entered the dark and deserted class room. I knew I'd have to face Ron at some point. I just had to wait for him to cool off a little. That should only take about ten years tops.
Great.
I sunk into a dark corner where I thought the smell wasn't as bad. I sighed heavily at this whole situation.
This wasn't about Ron and Hermione anymore. It wasn't about them being together that made me so insane. I had been mad of course but I had cooled down quickly. This was about Ginny.
I had been even more insane and weird from the minute I asked Ginny for help. I didn't care about Ron and Hermione. I cared about Ginny.
I slammed my head back against the wall. Bashing my head made me feel surprisingly better. I would have to work this whole thing out later.
Its time Ginny gets what she deserves.
A/N: I know, I know. It's really mean of me to stop it right here. I only have one or maybe two more chapters left to this story. Do me a favor and review will you?
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I was grinning ear to ear. It was all very funny. I wasn't joking when I said I was going to play it seductive. I had never been more serious in my life! I was still laughing, however.
This should be jolly fun. Ha!
I threw the blankets off of me and stepped onto the floor. Ron was no where to be seen. I didn't care right now anyway. All I cared about was getting downstairs and messing with everyone's head.... mainly Ginny's head.
I dressed quickly and rushed down the stairs and into the Common Room. Only a few lone third years were about. Everyone else was either asleep or at breakfast.
I stepped out of the portrait hole feeling exceptionally daring. I wasn't sure yet just what I'd do to Ginny. I'd have to play it by ear.
Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were already at the table when I arrived. I noticed Ginny seemed more jumpy than usual. Let the show begin!
I plopped down across from Ron and next to Ginny. Ginny gave me a nervous grin. She obviously hadn't forgotten what I'd said the night before.
Once sitting I grinned at my friends. Leaning over toward Ginny I whispered loudly in her ear, "Pass the toast please Ginny."
It was simply shocking what kind of reaction this got. All I said was to please pass the toast and Ginny had almost bolted out of her seat. I thought she was having a heart attack for God's shake!
Ginny nodded regaining some compose and passed the toast. I grinned again at her fully aware of Ron's starring gaze upon me.
I didn't try to much more for a few moments. Then a got a flash of inspiration. Picking up a banana, I peeled it and took a bite. Raising an eyebrow I looked at Ginny.
"Banana Ginny?" I asked calmly. Ginny eyed the Banana and nodded. Her mistake.
Braking off a piece I brought it to her mouth. "Open up sweetcakes," I said grinning again. I felt like laughing at the look on Ron's face. And Ginny's for that matter.
Ginny sat paralyzed. I tilted my head to one side and laughed softly. "Don't make me open your mouth Gin, because I can."
Ginny opened her mouth quickly and I shoved the Banana into her mouth. The piece was a bit to big for her and she drooled slightly on herself. I took my hand and whipped her mouth.
I glanced at Ron. He was starring at me in half confused half dizziness. Hermione had her eyes closed. I promptly dropped my fork.
I retrieved it within seconds and cleared my throat.
"Ron?" I asked loudly hoping to brake Ron from his day dream. "Did you know you've got you foot on Hermione's leg?"
There was an abrupt clang of Ron's knee hitting the inside of the table. "N- no I haven't," He said turning red.
"You haven't anymore mate," I noted. Ron looked at me like I was a water slug.
I finished my toast and got to my feet.
"Well if you'll excuse us, Ginny and I have some work to do." I said with a wink.
Ginny choked on her juice. I clapped her on the back. "Come on Gin." I said. Ginny scrambled up after me and followed out into the entrance hall.
"What the hell..." Ginny started but I silenced her.
"Shut up and follow me." I said.
"What..?"
"Shut up I said."
Surprisingly Ginny shut up as we walked up the stairs. Since it was a Saturday we had no classes to worry about. The whole day was free.
The Library doors loomed into view. I pushed them open and dragged Ginny inside. We made our way to the very back of the library. I pushed Ginny into a chair and sat in the one next to her.
"Look," I started before Ginny could start talking. "If we're going to go about this the right way you'll need to be more convincing."
Ginny's jaw dropped. "What does that mean?" She said blankly.
"It means you'll have to act more convincing." I said again.
Ginny opened her mouth to shoot a reply but I coughed.
"How well do you kiss Ginny?" I asked suddenly. I don't know what made me say it; I just did. I waited for her response.
"What?" Was what she said. And she's supposed to be the smart one! Go figure!
"I said," I repeated. "How...well...do...you...kiss?"
Ginny's ears reddened with the Weasley trade mark. "What do you care?" She spat for lack of anything better.
"Because," I said leaning closer to her. "If we're pretending to go out we need to look convincing."
Ginny had no time to protest. I had closed the space between us and was now kissing her. She stiffened slightly but then gave into me more.
After many, many, many, many minutes I pulled back. I hid the fact that I was breathless.
"For someone with "experience" you sure aren't a good kisser," I said daringly. Ginny gave me a look that would scare off the Dark Lord.
"You weren't so good either," Ginny said patting down her hair. "You could definitely do better."
I sighed and leaned closer. "Why don't you teach me then?" I asked.
Ginny grinned slightly. "I fully intend to."
With that she pulled me by the tie down to her level. I love this.
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"I tell you it was odd Hermione."
"So?"
"So? Harry doesn't act that way. And not with Ginny."
I suddenly shoved Ginny away from me. I could hear Ron and Hermione's voices coming closer to me. I frantically patted down my ruffled hair. I was in deep crap if they found us now.
I cast a look at Ginny. She was a mess. Perhaps we "practiced" to much?
The voices started to grow louder. Hermione and Ron were only one shelf over. They were dangerously close to finding us.
I pulled Ginny down to the floor with me. She didn't need me to tell her what was going on. Hell no!
"Well maybe Harry and Ginny are going out Ron,"
"No duh! They were found in a broom closet together remember?!"
"Yes I remember Ron, I was there when Neville told us."
I made a mental note to kill Neville later. Perhaps I could turn him into a farrett like Malfoy?
I could see Ron's head coming into our row. Oh dammit. This is the part where Ron kills me by using an unforgettable curse. Dammit, dammit, dammit, and dammit again for good measure!
I looked at Ginny quickly as Ron rounded the corner. I hadn't realized I'd pulled her down onto my lap.
"Oh shi-" I started just as Ron turned and looked at us.
Ron stopped in his tracks and starred at us. His jaw was all the way to the floor. I could see drool dropping to the carpet. This was so not good. SO NOT GOOD.
"Hello Ron," Ginny said cheerfully. I almost laughed at the look on Ron's face. Almost. I would have laughed if Ron hadn't charged at me and started to ring my neck that is!
"Bloody hell," I got out before Ron started shaking me.
Ginny gave a loud shriek and pulled Ron off of me. I gasped slightly for breath. Air. Beautiful, beautiful air. Good God!
"Let GO GINNY!" Ron shouted while being held back by Ginny and Hermione. I scrambled to my feet. Bloody hell. Ron was really going to kill me. I know what Peter Pettigrew felt like now.
"Run Harry!" Ginny shouted at me. This all felt like a dramatical muggle movie. A very bad dramatical muggle movie.
"I'm not running from Ron," I said watching Hermione try to calm Ron. Ron was currently shouting bloody murder.
"Give me my wand! I'll hex his pants off!"
Ginny seemed to be surpessing a giggle. Yes I'm sure this was all very amusing to her what with Ron threatening to hex my pants off! Geez! Too much drama!
I decided Ginny was right. I had fought off Malfoy, I had fought off Tom Riddle, I had fought off the Dark Lord but I was afraid of Ron!
I think, however pitiful it was, I should go for a while so Ron could chill out.
He needed, as the muggles said, to "take a chill pill." Big time.
I started running backward away from the flaming Ron. I turned and broke out into a full run out of the library.
I didn't know where I was going. I knew it couldn't be the Common Room. Ron would look there first. I had to lay low for a few hours. I needed...
A class room.
What I needed was to hide in an empty class room. I went to the class room I knew had been vandalized lately by Peeves. He had dropped a dung bomb in it and it stunk like Snapes' robes. I'll tell you now: that's bad.
I pinched my nose and entered the dark and deserted class room. I knew I'd have to face Ron at some point. I just had to wait for him to cool off a little. That should only take about ten years tops.
Great.
I sunk into a dark corner where I thought the smell wasn't as bad. I sighed heavily at this whole situation.
This wasn't about Ron and Hermione anymore. It wasn't about them being together that made me so insane. I had been mad of course but I had cooled down quickly. This was about Ginny.
I had been even more insane and weird from the minute I asked Ginny for help. I didn't care about Ron and Hermione. I cared about Ginny.
I slammed my head back against the wall. Bashing my head made me feel surprisingly better. I would have to work this whole thing out later.
Its time Ginny gets what she deserves.
A/N: I know, I know. It's really mean of me to stop it right here. I only have one or maybe two more chapters left to this story. Do me a favor and review will you?
