~~~Chapter 2: Unwanted Pranks~~~

Hermione was starting to "like" Malfoy even more. He was so hot, but he was an ass hole.

The other day she found her homework in the toilet, and another day she saw him dancing on the Slytherin table waving her underwear around.

She wanted to get him back, hard.

She made a picture of Malfoy on a pink unicorn and copied it. She put up the unicorn poster all over the school.

Malfoy was the laughing stock of the whole school.

~~*~~

Malfoy came bursting into the dorm; Hermione was sitting on her bed reading a muggle magazine.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?" he yelled in her face after throwing one of the posters at her head. She looked up and said, "Well, what the fuck were you doing with my underwear?" She smirked and went back to her reading.

"You are so dead," he said and walked away.

She wasn't afraid. She knew he couldn't do any thing really bad. She knew a few muggle tricks she could do.

At about 2:00 am she got up and got a bowl of warm water. She put Malfoy's hand in the bowl and went back to bed.

"Ahhhhh!" Malfoy yelled.

Hermione jolted awake. She sat up. Malfoy threw a pillow at her face.

"What the hell did you do?" he yelled in her face.

She started to laugh. She had never seen Malfoy so mad before. His face looked like a big red balloon.

"Did little Draco have a nightmare," she said in a taunting voice.

There was a huge wet spot on Malfoy's bed.

Hermione continued to laugh. "Hum.I guess it worked," she said trying to bug him.

"What worked?" he asked. "Oh nothing, just a muggle prank I know," she replied

"Oh my god!" he said in his head. "She used a muggle prank on me, and it worked.

"This means war! You fucking bitch!" he yelled at her.

Hermione smirked and left the room.

He knew he had to get her back, but how? How is he going to pull a prank on the smartest and hottest girl in the school?

It was 3:00 am and Draco had the best idea for a prank. He ran to the kitchens and got as much sticky food he could carry.

He got back to the dorm and poured it on all of her clothes and then in her hair.

As soon as she woke up she'd be in for a surprise.

~~*~~

A loud scream woke Draco at about 10:00 Saturday morning. He sat up and watched Hermione freak out because her hair was disgusting and smelly.

She slapped Malfoy across the face. "YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS HOLE!" she screamed at him. She had goop in her hair and her pajamas were soaking wet.

"I swear you are going to die!" she yelled at him.

"What I was just having a little fun," Malfoy said tauntingly. He smirked.

She had about 12 showers but still smelled like whatever the sticky stuff was.

"Holy shit, Hermione you stink," Ron exclaimed when Hermione took a seat next to him at lunch. "I hate Malfoy!" she said through gritted teeth. "Don't we all," Harry replied. "What did he do?" Ron asked her. "He put something gross in my hair and on my clothes and covered my bed with snakes and spiders," she replied in a whimpery voice.

"Hey Granger!" Malfoy yelled across the hall. "You forgot this!" He threw a thong at her face.

The whole school burst out laughing except the Gryffindor team.

Hermione ran straight to her dorm and grabbed a pair of Malfoy's boxers (the most girly ones she could find) and ran to the empty great hall. She took out her wand and levitated Malfoy's boxers so everyone could see them. She took out a piece of parchment and scribbled "Malfoy's Boxers" and stuck it to the boxers.

Malfoy came into the great hall and screamed.

Everyone came out at that exact moment.

Hermione took out her wand and whispered a spell that pantsed Malfoy.

The whole school started laughing and pointing at Malfoy. Even the teachers were laughing.

Malfoy was standing in the middle of the great hall without any pants on.

Malfoy had to get her back again. He ran to his dorm and used a spell to change the water in her shower blue.

~~*~~

Hermione got into the shower in the morning and Malfoy heard her scream.

She came out of the bathroom completely blue.

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" she yelled while making an attempt to attack him.

He started to laugh. She was loosing her towel.

"Ok, fine! I am going to kill you when I get some clothes on!" she said to him and walked into the bathroom.

She walked into the bathroom, grabbed Malfoy's shampoo and put some semi- permanent pink hair die in it. She knew that the next time he washed his hair he would be the funniest looking person in the school other then her.

She changed the water back to normal and took another shower. After about 5 showers she was still a tiny bit blue.

~~*~~

The whole school was laughing at the fact that she was blue. She was so embarrassed.

She told all her friends what had happened, they understood what had happened and didn't think that it was very funny anymore. Anyone who was making fun of her would walk away with a black eye, if Ron could help it.

"Draco has a shower every two days so," Hermione muttered to herself. She was sitting by the fire in her dorm.

Malfoy came through the portrait hole. He stared at her and smirked.

"What?" she asked him. "You're still blue!" he replied. "Oh, hahaha very funny Malfoy. Let's all laugh at Granger cuz she's blue. You are such an idot," she said to him.

He turned around and headed to the bathroom. Hermione was smirking as he walked off. She knew that he wouldn't know about his hair until he got out of the shower and looked in the mirror.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" she heard from the bathroom. "Yes!" she said congratulating herself.

Malfoy came running down the stairs with only a housecoat on and, his hair was hot-pink.

He just stood there, his face red. He was obviously mad.

Hermione stopped smirking. Her eyes were wide open.

He looked as if he was going to kill her. He took a deep breath and calmed down. Hermione calmed down too.

"You are looking for trouble aren't you?" he told her. She smirked again and replied, "Maybe." "How about we just try to get along?" he suggested. "Ok!" Hermione agreed.

"Maybe he's serious," she thought.

~~*~~

Hermione got up the next morning to find that all her robes were now puke yellow. "Oh my god!" she muttered to herself.

Luckily Malfoy was still sleeping. So Hermione grabbed his pants from his uniform and shrank them about 3 sizes. She changed her uniform back to black and ran over to Malfoy's bed.

"Wake up!" she yelled in his ear.

He jerked awake. Hermione giggled.

"Got ya!" she said and left the dorm.

Malfoy was wondering why her robes weren't the puke yellow he had changed them to.

He grabbed his pants and put them on. They felt different for some reason.

He walked out of the portrait hole and into the great hall for dinner. Everyone started to laugh at him. He was very confused.

"Uh.Draco!" Pansy said to him. "Ya?" he asked. "Did you have a grow-spirt over night?" she asked him.

He looked down at his pants and screamed. Everyone started to laugh.

They were so small they looked like capri pants. Draco ran back to his dorm and changed his pants. He made sure they fit properly before he left the room.

~~*~~

In transfiguration, Draco took out a stink bomb and threw it under Hermione's chair. The class room exploded with a totally disgusting stink.

It smelled so bad the room had to be evacuated.

~~*~~

"Why exactly did you do that?" Hermione asked Draco when she got back to her dorm. "Why did you shrink my pants?" he replied.

"This seriously has to stop!" Hermione said. "Can we trust each other?" Hermione asked. "I don't think so!" Draco replied with a smile.

Hermione giggled. Draco started laughing hysterically. Hermione did too. They laughed for at least an hour.

~~*~~

'Dear Draco,' Hermione wrote. 'I need you, I am craving you I love you! I want the feeling of your body pressed against min. Meet me in the great hall at 10:00 tonight. Myrtle.

Hermione giggled at the "love note" for Snape. She sat on her bed while Draco was in the shower. She got up and crept slowly and quietly into the bathroom making sure that Draco didn't see her. She walked over to the toilet and flushed it.

"AHHH! SHIT!" Draco screamed. "You left the door open," Hermione said between hysterical giggles. Draco stuck his face out the. The water was now so hot that his face was red. "Sorry, it was tempting," Hermione said still giggling. She left the bathroom and closed the door.

Hermione went back to her bed where the note lay face down. She went up to the owllery tied the note to the leg of one of the school owls and sent it out to give the note.

~~*~~

'Dear Hermione,' Draco wrote. 'I know you want me and you know I need you. I love the way you walk and the way you talk. The way you roll your hips drives me crazy. I love you. Meet me in the entrance hall tonight at 10:00. Severus.

"I am a genius," Draco thought to himself with a smirk. Draco ran up to the owllery tied the note to the leg of one of the school owls and sent it out to give the note.

~~*~~

After diner Hermione went into her room to find a note sitting on her bed. "What the hell?" she asked herself. She was very puzzled. She picked it up and read it.

It read, 'Dear Hermione. I know you want me and you know I need you. I love the way you walk and the way you talk. The way you roll your hips drives me crazy. I love you. Meet me in the entrance hall tonight at 10:00.

"Oh my god," Hermione exclaimed. "What the fuck is this?" she asked herself. She had no idea what this was. Was it a joke? Or was it real? Should she go? Her head was spinning.

"This is some kind of sick joke," she said to herself.

Go.don't go.go.don't go! These words were going through her head. What would she do? Go, find out it was a joke and be completely humiliated.or.not go and maybe have some 'fun'.

"Ok.I'll go.ah shit I can't," she thought out loud. "Ok I'm going! That's final!"

~~*~~

Draco was sitting in the common room reading when an owl came flew in through the window and dropped a note on his lap.

"What the." he couldn't finish his sentence. He was too busy reading the note.

'Dear Draco, I need you, I am craving you I love you! I want the feeling of your body pressed against min. Meet me in the great hall at 10:00 tonight.

'This is a joke. No one wants to see me tonight, do they?'

He read the note over and over. Each time he read it, he felt more like someone wanted him. Besides he hadn't fucked someone for a while.

"OK, mystery person.I'll go!" he said out loud.

~~*~~

It was 9:55. Hermione was freaking out. She wanted to go but at the exact same time she didn't.

'Too late now. You're already on your way. I'm such an idot.' She thought.

~~*~~

'Come on, you can do this.' Draco thought. He was walking down the hallway to the entrance hall.

~~*~~

Hermione turned the corner to the entrance hall. Malfoy was standing in the middle of the hall.

Hermione's eyes widened. Her mouth was wide open. She ran back around the corner.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck.it can't be him," she complained. "No wonder he wasn't in the common room!"
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