~~~Chapter 5: Sneaky Little Lies~~~

"You're listening to the new girl? Hello? She's a whore," Harry assured him.

"Good point," Draco said.

"She'd probably do anything to get you into bed!" Hermione exclaimed. "I mean look at you!"

"Uh Hermione are you feeling okay?" Harry asked. "I thought that you hated Draco?"

"I know, I do. It's just he's changed a lot over the summer, that's all!" she said quickly.

Draco snorted.

"Shut up jack ass!" Hermione yelled at him.

"You shut up," Draco complained.

"No! You shut up!" Hermione yelled.

"No! You shut up!" Draco yelled.

"Shut up Malfoy!" Hermione yelled.

"How about both of you shut up! That might work." Harry stood up.

"I will if he does!" Hermione said.

"I will if she does!" Draco agreed.

"Fine!" Hermione agreed.

"Fine!" Draco said.

The door opened to the room and Miranda walked in.

"Personally I think that Draco won the little fight between the two of you. Shut up Granger!" she said.

"What are you doing in here? This is my room, and his. Get out." Hermione yelled.

"It's really cozy in here, I like it. You're just missing one thing." Miranda said.

"And what would that be?" Draco asked.

"Me of course!" Miranda squealed.

"Is it true that you two have an arranged marriage?" Hermione asked.

"Hello of course not!" Miranda answered.

"What the hell is your problem?" Draco yelled.

"What? You are incredibly hot. I was just having a bit of fun!" she told him. She walked towards Harry. "My, oh, my, and who might this be?" she said before kissing him on the neck. Harry walked away. "What's the matter?"

"I have a girlfriend!" He replied.

"She'll never find out!" Miranda said, trying to seduce Harry.

"Of course she will." Hermione interrupted.

"And how would you know that granger?" she asked.

"Because his girlfriend is standing right in front of you!" Hermione said.

"What is she under an invisibility clock or something?" Miranda asked.

Draco burst out laughing. Harry started to laugh too.

"I'm his girlfriend!" Hermione told her.

"Oh. How is that possible," Miranda said tauntingly.

"Do you have a death wish? Miranda?" Hermione smiled.

"I'll be going now. Bye" Miranda said and left the room.

"You two have no idea how much I want to kill her." Hermione said.

"Ya we do," Draco said.

~~*~~

Draco rolled over in his sleep and felt something next to him. He felt what it was.

"That feels nice," the thing said.

Draco opened his eyes and screamed in horror.

Miranda was lying in his bed staring up at him.

Draco fell off the side of the bed yelling.

"What's all the noise about!" Hermione yelled.

She saw Miranda in Draco's bed and screamed.

"What the hell are you doing?" Draco yelled.

"What? You mean you don't want me here?" Miranda asked.

"Of course I don't!" Draco yelled. "Get out, get out, get out!!!"

"Okay, okay you don't have to be so bossy!" she said just before leaving.

"Harry, I know you're there." Draco said to the lump in Hermione's bed.

There was a thud. Then Harry's head appeared from at the opposite side of the bed. Harry smiled.

"Ow." Harry said.

Draco snorted.

"And what was Mrs. Whore doing in your bed?" Hermione asked.

"She snuck in!" Draco yelled.

"Okay that's it!" Hermione exclaimed. "We're changing the password."