CHAPTER 2: THE BRAIN FREEZIES!!

Disclaimer is in Chapter 1, so if you want to read it, GO NOW or face the wrath of the everlasting gopher! MHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: Hey, Nny, do you want to go get a Brain Freezy?

Nny: *smiles pleasantly* (yes, pleasantly!) Sure, why not!

Me and Nny: *walk into convenience store*

Nny: *pulls out knife* GIVE US BRAIN FREEZIES OR I'LL CUT YOUR @#$%ING HEAD OFF!!!!!

Me: Now, Nny, that's not very nice, but you're right, we should kill him if he doesn't give us Brain Freezies.

Nny: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WILL!!!!!

Guy behind counter: *trembles in fear* DEAR GOD, PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

Nny: All right, that's it! *grabs guy by hair, cuts guy's throat* MHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Me: *eyes grow wide* HOLY SHIT! YOU @#$%ING KILLED HIM!!!

Nny: Duh. I'm a homicidal maniac remember.

Me: Oh yeah. *eye starts twitching uncontrollably, sneakers grow into metal- studded boots, shirt and jeans turn black, trenchcoat grows out of shoulders, hair becomes long and spiky, voice becomes dark and evil* Now, we go for our Brain Freezies.

Nny: *eyes grow wide* I didn't know you could do that!

Me: You never asked. Duh. *gets two Brain Freezies out of the machine* Now, we leave.

Nny: Alright, let's get out of here.

Me and Nny: *leave convenience store*

Angry mob from Chapter1: Hey, look it's Nny! GET HIM. AND THE OTHER GUY!!

Nny: HOLY SHIT! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Me: Not to worry. *pulls out assortment of automatic weapons, kills angry mob*

Nny: *eyes grow wider (if that's even physically possible)* I didn't know you could do that either! HEY! , HOW COME YOU HAVE BETTER WEAPONS THAN I DO! I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO KILL EVERYONE!!!

Me: Oh, wah. Do you ever stop nagging?

Angry mob: *come back to life because of mystical voodoo magic* MUST GET NNY! MUST GET NNY! MUST GET NNY!

Me and Nny: OH NO! WE CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS!

Jenna: *drives up in cool-looking black Viper*

Me and Nny: *stare*

Jenna: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR! GET IN!

Me and Nny: *jump in*

Me: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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Well then, that was interesting! Stay tuned for CHAPTER 3: THE SUPREME POWERS OF THE AUTHOR! But I won't write it if I don't get at least ten reviews! MHAHAHAHAHAHA!