The Story

Of

Phil Hoyne

Chapter I

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. It is said it only took God six days to create them, and on the seventh day he rested. On the seventh day, God started getting bored, so he put Phil Hoyne to work. Hoyne worked all day to create the perfect entertainment for God, and finally, on the seventh day, Hoyne created football. God looked it over, and was pleased. That was the seventh day.

Weather we know it or not, we are all really descendants of Phil Hoyne. After he created football, he was sent down to earth as an undercover agent, code named, Adam. He was sent to observe the animals and name them whatever way he felt they should be named. then came Eve. Eve was a weird sort of thing. She was derived from a rib from Hoyne's body. She was an astounding creature, with features Hoyne could not resist. I mean how could he resist her? She was modeled after him. After a while though, Hoyne started to get annoyed with her. He decided she was too picky for him and he left to seek out other life forms. To boldly go where no man, no Hoyne, has gone before. Ok I know, it's a little much, but hey, you never know. It might become a signature line in a science fiction movie or something.