I am having some problems with my word processor, so I cannot use contractions! Sorry!

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CHAPTER 3: The Supreme Powers of the Author!!! All Disclaimers in Chapter 1 ************************************************************************ Me, Nny, and Jenna: *riding in black Viper*

Nny: Where are we going, exactly?

Jenna: To the Author.

Me: *loud snore*

Nny: *whacks Me hard* WAKE UP YOU LOAD OF WASTED SPACE!

Me: *bolts upright, eyes glow red, stares at Nny*

Nny: Hehehe, you just go on sleeping there, okay? Hehehehe.

Me: *falls back into deep sleep*

Nny: *taps Jenna on shoulder* Are we there yet?

Jenna: No.

Nny: Are we there yet?

Jenna: No.

Nny: How about now?

Jenna: NO! JUST SIT BACK AND SHUT UP, GODDAMIT! *turns into demon-type monster like Me*

Nny: *shrieks in fear* DEAR GOD, PLEASE HELP MEEEEE!!!!!

Jenna: It is okay, I am not going to kill you , so relax!

Nny: Ok, I will trust you, but just this once. *relaxes into seat*

Jenna: *drives the car up to a brick wall* Okay, we are here!

Nny: Wheeee! We are here! *looks at brick wall* Wait a minute! THIS IS A %#@&ING BRICK WALL!!!

Jenna: Yeah. We are going BEHIND the wall!

Nny: How? *stares as wall opens up*

Jenna: That is how. *drives Viper in, Nny follows on foot, wall closes*

Me: *even louder snore*

Nny: WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAKE UP?! *to Jenna* Do you think I should wake him up?

Jenna: No, but I do want to see some blood and gore, there hasn't been much of that lately. *whacks Me with a magically appearing baseball bat*

Me: *bolts upright, again, ready to kill*

Jenna: *points at Nny* He did it.

Me: *attacks and beats the crap out of Nny*

Nny: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Me: DIE!!!!

Angry mob of resurrected zombies from Chapter 2: DO NOT HURT NNY! MUST GET ME! MUST GET ME!

Me: AHHHHH!!!!

Creepy guy in shadows: STOP! *everything stops except for Me, Nny, and Jenna*

Me and Jenna: *walk up beside creepy guy* This is the Author!

Nny: WHAT THE HELL IS THE AUTHOR DOING HERE?

Author: I can do whatever I want. I am the author.

Nny: Oh, yeah. *pulls out knife* THEN DIE!!!

Author: *freezes Nny* Now, Johnny, Why do you have to be so mean? UGHH! *knife sticks out of chest* Oh, crap. I am dead. *falls over dead*

Me: * eyes glow blue* NOW I HAVE THE POWER!

Jhonen: *pops up* Can I have the car?

Me: Sure. Whatever. Go ahead.

Jhonen: Wheee! *jumps into Viper, drives out like a maniac, crashes into a tree* I AM OKAY!

Angry mob of zombies: MUST GET ME! MUST GET ME! MUST GET ME!

Me: *cups hands* KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!!! *blue energy flies out, turns zombies into piles of gooey flesh* TAKE THAT, YOU ULGY PILES OF GOOP!

Nny: *still frozen, becomes unfrozen, falls into a heap* AUGH! WHERE IS THAT ASSHOLE, I WILL KILL HIM, GODAMMIT!

Me: Cool down, he is dead. I am the Author now.

Nny: COOL!

Me: Let us get out here. *makes futuristic hovercraft with his mind* Jenna, you drive.

Jenna: COOL! *drives off*

Me and Nny: *hang on for their lives* ************************************************************************

The end of another chapter! YAY! I would tell you what the next chapter is about, but I have no ideas! So stay tuned! Signing off, The Duelist of Roses! Again, sorry if it sounds a little weird, but this was the only way I could think of to fix that earlier mistake. Sorry!