Me: Hi, it's me, again!

Nny: O God, when will this torture end?

Me: WHEN I AM SATISFIED! *becomes big and scary*

Nny: Eeeep. *cowers in fear*

Jenna: *whacks them both with the magically appearing baseball bat* YOU IDIOTS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! GET ON WITH THE GODDAMN FIC!

Me: Eeeeep! Ok. Fine. You win. ************************************************************************ ~ Chapter 4: Battle Royale! ~ ************************************************************************ Me and Nny: *still hanging on for their lives*

Jenna: *decides she's driving in a NASCAR race* WHEEEEE!

Me and Nny: AHHHHHHHHH!

Jenna: *crashes the hovercraft that took so long to finish*

Me: GREAT! NOW WE'RE @#$!ING STRANDED!

Jenna: *grabs hold of the magically appearing baseball bat* Don't push it.

Me: Hey! Why should I be afraid of you? I AM THE AUTHOR! NO ONE CAN DEFY MY POWER!

Jenna: *takes kung-fu stance* Then I challenge you!

Nny *puts up hands* Hey, guys! Hold it for a sec. *pulls up chair and opens a bag of popcorn* Okay!

Me: *eyes glow blue, creates giant DBZ-type arena* I accept.

Jenna: *eyes glow red, grows Lady Deathstryke-type claws, cups hands* KA-ME- HA-ME-HA! *red energy flies out towards Me*

Me: *puts hands together with index fingers pointing out* JIGEN SHIELD *glows blue, absorbs blast* Is that all you got?

Jenna: That, and much more. *flies into the air, holds out hands, energy disks appear* KI-ENZAN! *disks fly towards Me ready to cut him in half*

Me: *disappears as the disks hit where he was just standing, arena explodes*

Nny: *watches the fight like a fat man watching the food channel* BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

Me: *appears in front of Jenna* Do you think you can beat me so easily?

Jenna: YES! *does super-fast bunch of punches*

Me: *flies to the ground in a bloody heap* (Nny: KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!)

Jenna: *puts hands on hips* Ha! You're not so tough!

Me: *jumps up and a Super Saiyan transformation-y thing* I'M NOT DONE YET! *does super-speed jump*

Jenna: *eyes glow red* BRING IT ON!

Me and Jenna: *have big mid-air punching. thing*

Me: *got the crap beat of him. again* Uggggghhhh! I don't feel so good.

Nny: *jumps up and throws popcorn everywhere* DAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! GET UP AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

Me: *does a Super Saiyan 3 transformation. thing* Okay. LET'S DO THIS! *attacks. again, gets the crap beaten out of him. AGAIN!*

Nny: *jumps up* WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS A @#$!ING RIPOFF!

Me: *goes to Super Saiyan 4, becomes so powerful that he FINALLY gets payback* ************************************************************************ To make a long story short, they both kept beating the crap of each other until they died of exhaustion. Boo Hoo. Too bad. Nny went on to take control of all the Taco Smells in the country. The End.