***Scene where Jijo is meeting Ashitaka and they are having dinner***
Jijo: I've seen that bowl somewhere before.
Ashitaka: Well it's mine. ^_^
***Ashitaka stick his tongue out***
Ashitaka: BBBBLllllllllaaaaaah!
***Jijo jumps and they fight for the bowl***
***Jijo falls and breaks the bowl***
Ashitaka: NNNNNNNNNNNooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jijo: Look at all these bruises and all because of a stupid bowl.
Ashitaka: ........ *_*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
***Scene where Forest Spirit's head is shot off***
Ashitaka: I didn't know Forest Spirit chewed gum.
Jijo: I think its black cherry flavoured.
Eboshi: Oh, can I have a piece?
San:.....
***Jijo runs up to the bubble and stuffs a piece into his mouth. ***
Jijo: yyyyuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!=(
Eboshi: What?
Jijo: It's black liquorice flavoured.
Eboshi: *phew*
***Scene where Okoto is consumed by demon worm things and San is trapped inside***
Ashitaka: I'll save you.
San: Help!!!!!!!!!!
***Ashitaka takes out his sword and starts chopping at the worms***
San: Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! You cut me!
***San grabs his sword and cuts his head off***
San: I'd rather be in here than with you Bast***
Okoto: wasn't that a little harsh San.
San: NNNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
***Scene where kodamas are greeting the night walker***
***Kodamas' head starting to crackle***
Night Walker: You kodama's really need a chiropractor.
Jijo: I've seen that bowl somewhere before.
Ashitaka: Well it's mine. ^_^
***Ashitaka stick his tongue out***
Ashitaka: BBBBLllllllllaaaaaah!
***Jijo jumps and they fight for the bowl***
***Jijo falls and breaks the bowl***
Ashitaka: NNNNNNNNNNNooooooooooooooooooooooo
Jijo: Look at all these bruises and all because of a stupid bowl.
Ashitaka: ........ *_*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
***Scene where Forest Spirit's head is shot off***
Ashitaka: I didn't know Forest Spirit chewed gum.
Jijo: I think its black cherry flavoured.
Eboshi: Oh, can I have a piece?
San:.....
***Jijo runs up to the bubble and stuffs a piece into his mouth. ***
Jijo: yyyyuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!=(
Eboshi: What?
Jijo: It's black liquorice flavoured.
Eboshi: *phew*
***Scene where Okoto is consumed by demon worm things and San is trapped inside***
Ashitaka: I'll save you.
San: Help!!!!!!!!!!
***Ashitaka takes out his sword and starts chopping at the worms***
San: Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! You cut me!
***San grabs his sword and cuts his head off***
San: I'd rather be in here than with you Bast***
Okoto: wasn't that a little harsh San.
San: NNNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
***Scene where kodamas are greeting the night walker***
***Kodamas' head starting to crackle***
Night Walker: You kodama's really need a chiropractor.
