***Scene where Jijo is meeting Ashitaka and they are having dinner***

Jijo: I've seen that bowl somewhere before.

Ashitaka: Well it's mine. ^_^

***Ashitaka stick his tongue out***

Ashitaka: BBBBLllllllllaaaaaah!

***Jijo jumps and they fight for the bowl***

***Jijo falls and breaks the bowl***

Ashitaka: NNNNNNNNNNNooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jijo: Look at all these bruises and all because of a stupid bowl.

Ashitaka: ........ *_*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

***Scene where Forest Spirit's head is shot off***

Ashitaka: I didn't know Forest Spirit chewed gum.

Jijo: I think its black cherry flavoured.

Eboshi: Oh, can I have a piece?

San:.....

***Jijo runs up to the bubble and stuffs a piece into his mouth. ***

Jijo: yyyyuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!=(

Eboshi: What?

Jijo: It's black liquorice flavoured.

Eboshi: *phew*

***Scene where Okoto is consumed by demon worm things and San is trapped inside***

Ashitaka: I'll save you.

San: Help!!!!!!!!!!

***Ashitaka takes out his sword and starts chopping at the worms***

San: Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!! You cut me!

***San grabs his sword and cuts his head off***

San: I'd rather be in here than with you Bast***

Okoto: wasn't that a little harsh San.

San: NNNNNNNNNaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

***Scene where kodamas are greeting the night walker***

***Kodamas' head starting to crackle***

Night Walker: You kodama's really need a chiropractor.