***Scene when Forest Spirit is walking on water***

Ashitaka: I can soooooooo se those wires #_#.

Forest Spirit: what wires? What the heck are you talking about?

Ashitaka: These wires. *** Ashitaka takes his sword and cuts the wires.***

Forest Spirit: ***while falling in water*** You stupid F***ing moron. You BastBllllllluuuubbbbbllllublubl

San: .....

***They see Jijo***

Jijo: You idiot, you killed the Forest Spirit. I'll take back you head instead of the Forest Spirit's.

***Eboshi shoots his head off. Bbbaaaaammmm***

San:......

***Scene right before Forest Spirit heals Ashitaka***

Forest Spirit: Yyyyyyuuuuuummmmmm. I love an onion, garlic and rotten egg soup.

***Forest Spirit slips into the soup and gets it all over his hooves***

***Forest Spirit is walking towards Ashitaka, everything he steps on dies***

***Forest Spirit breaths on sapling****

***The sapling dies***

Ashitaka: You need a mint. Not 1, 2, 3, or 4 but a million or more.

***Scene where Ashitaka offered to help with the bellows***

***Ashitaka pumps the bellows so hard that the women on the other side go flying through the roof***

Ashitaka: OOOOOOOOOOOpppsssss

Other women: You get out!! Now we'll have to do the next shift.

***Suddenly the woman pull out sticks and guns***

Ashitaka ***while running for his life***: Today is not my day with women.