***Scene when Forest Spirit is walking on water***
Ashitaka: I can soooooooo se those wires #_#.
Forest Spirit: what wires? What the heck are you talking about?
Ashitaka: These wires. *** Ashitaka takes his sword and cuts the wires.***
Forest Spirit: ***while falling in water*** You stupid F***ing moron. You BastBllllllluuuubbbbbllllublubl
San: .....
***They see Jijo***
Jijo: You idiot, you killed the Forest Spirit. I'll take back you head instead of the Forest Spirit's.
***Eboshi shoots his head off. Bbbaaaaammmm***
San:......
***Scene right before Forest Spirit heals Ashitaka***
Forest Spirit: Yyyyyyuuuuuummmmmm. I love an onion, garlic and rotten egg soup.
***Forest Spirit slips into the soup and gets it all over his hooves***
***Forest Spirit is walking towards Ashitaka, everything he steps on dies***
***Forest Spirit breaths on sapling****
***The sapling dies***
Ashitaka: You need a mint. Not 1, 2, 3, or 4 but a million or more.
***Scene where Ashitaka offered to help with the bellows***
***Ashitaka pumps the bellows so hard that the women on the other side go flying through the roof***
Ashitaka: OOOOOOOOOOOpppsssss
Other women: You get out!! Now we'll have to do the next shift.
***Suddenly the woman pull out sticks and guns***
Ashitaka ***while running for his life***: Today is not my day with women.
Ashitaka: I can soooooooo se those wires #_#.
Forest Spirit: what wires? What the heck are you talking about?
Ashitaka: These wires. *** Ashitaka takes his sword and cuts the wires.***
Forest Spirit: ***while falling in water*** You stupid F***ing moron. You BastBllllllluuuubbbbbllllublubl
San: .....
***They see Jijo***
Jijo: You idiot, you killed the Forest Spirit. I'll take back you head instead of the Forest Spirit's.
***Eboshi shoots his head off. Bbbaaaaammmm***
San:......
***Scene right before Forest Spirit heals Ashitaka***
Forest Spirit: Yyyyyyuuuuuummmmmm. I love an onion, garlic and rotten egg soup.
***Forest Spirit slips into the soup and gets it all over his hooves***
***Forest Spirit is walking towards Ashitaka, everything he steps on dies***
***Forest Spirit breaths on sapling****
***The sapling dies***
Ashitaka: You need a mint. Not 1, 2, 3, or 4 but a million or more.
***Scene where Ashitaka offered to help with the bellows***
***Ashitaka pumps the bellows so hard that the women on the other side go flying through the roof***
Ashitaka: OOOOOOOOOOOpppsssss
Other women: You get out!! Now we'll have to do the next shift.
***Suddenly the woman pull out sticks and guns***
Ashitaka ***while running for his life***: Today is not my day with women.
