Written: Monday, September 1, 2003, 8:36 PM - 8:56 PM

The First Epistle of Bostecher to Askumed

Written: October 18, 2103

My Dear Askumed,

I have come upon an amazing discovery. While milking my cow this morning, I realized that I needed another pail, so I made the trip to friend Asewa's house. On my way there, I had to walk through the ruins of an old house. In it, I made my discovery. I found many sheets of paper, the likes of which I had never seen before. They were pure white! On them were printed stories. They tell of a person named Kevin Keene, who had been brought to a faraway land known as Videoland to become its savior - Captain N: The Game Master. I know not where this Videoland is or was, but, after reading these tales, I believe with all of my heart that they are the truth. Kevin Keene was a savior - perhaps to the people that had once inhabited our very own land! These papers must be given further study. I shall copy them and send the copies to you along with this letter. Here is a list of the stories for your reference:

Kevin in Videoland

How's Bayou (there are 3 versions of this story!)

Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain

Quest for the Potion of Power (this appears as a whole story and as a two-part story with additional revelations)

The Big Game

Totally Tetrisized

A Tale of Two Dogs

Battle of the Baseball Know-It-Alls

Welcome to Videoland (a brief retelling of "Kevin in Videoland" with additional revelations)

The Fruit and Vegetable War

Money Changes Everything

The Happy Zone

Villains' Do's and Don'ts

The Item

Just a Dog

The Fabulous Powers of Captain N

Video-Town

The Master Machine

The Coming of a Hero

Metroid

Deceit Du Jour

Breakout

From the World of Metroid: Samus Aran's Starship Hunter IV

When Friends Fall Out

If these documents are authentic (and my heart leads me to believe that it is), then it is the most important religious discovery of all time! I await your response.

Your friend,

Bostecher