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To be really honest I haven't much time at the moment, what with preparing to return to school, working and general teenage angst. Therefore this chapter will (mostly) take the form of an altered songfic.the song we all know and love as Velvet Goldmine. My current favourite Bowie song.it seems to fit so well! See the original lyrics I've added at the end to compare just how convenient this song is for my purpose! Don't worry, this chapter does still tell the story and so isn't totally random! I promise I will get back on and write a real chapter as soon as I can. I just thought it'd be easier on all of us if I could do something a little quicker, but you still got an update, and a little interludal thing to break the flow a little! And everyone loves Malfoy singing!!! Hurrah!
Thanks to all my reviewers, including the most recent ones:
Gatty- No! not the melon! Anything but the melon! And since you ask so nicely, here is more story
Firess Ifrit Devil- Happy erm.belated birthday! Thanks for reviewing again- hope this pleases you. I can empathise with the hyperactivity- what else could make me write this?!
Sebastienne- Sorry about the mess.but you can't deny it was worth it to hear of Draco as Aladdin Sane.ah dreamy. You have your desire! One big orgy it is!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR (except Sasha- he/she's mine!) Velvet Goldmine is by David Bowie, amongst others probably. I don't own in (despite how much I would give to do so)
And so let's waste no more time, here is the Malfoy Orgy!
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Draco flung open the door to the Copulation Cabin, and slowly led Harry through the door, before pushing him onto the bed with a wry smile. The sexy Slytherin sighed. Everything was going perfectly...
...Until he realised Harry had landed on someone. Namely his dad. And whatever the hell he was currently shagging, thought Draco.
"Oww, what the hell are you doing?" Lucius cried out
Sasha added by way of support:
"You've gone and smudged my lipstick!..erm I mean, this is very inconvenient for us, sweetheart."
Draco snorted, taking Harry's hand and lifting him back up.
"I'm the one who had the idea of installing this room!" He cried, furiously.
"But I haven't had a shag for three months" Lucius retorted
Sasha grinned at Harry. Harry grinned back. They were both thinking the same.
"Then there's only one thing for it-" ,Sasha began
"-We're going to have to-", Harry continued
"SING FOR IT!!" They finished together.
And from somewhere (don't ask me where from- this is fanfic) a disco ball, four microphones, a stage and lots of sparkle appeared. Oh and Lucius Harry and Sasha joined Draco in looking like Glam-rock stars, with makeup, pvc, glitter and all.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- (singing from here on)
(Harry and Draco step glamourously to the front of the stage)
Harry: He's got sexy legs
Draco: He gives amazin' head
Harry: We've waited five years now
Draco: To get each other in bed
Harry: I just want his tongue
Draco: To run down my (loud inhale)
Harry: I gotta get him undressed
Draco: Cause he's the only one...
Together: Who knew school could be so fun?
(Lucius and Sasha elbow them out of the way flamboyantly)
Lucius: Well I was acting real gone
Sasha: As I trawled along
Lucius: You really caught my eye
Sasha: So I sucked you dry
Lucius: I felt the wind in my hair
Sasha: The scenery was terrible there
Lucius: I knew I'd have to have you home
Sasha: I assumed we'd be alone
Lucius: But here we are together. there's only one answer!
(Harry and Draco join them in singing and making obscene sexual gestures)
All together: Malfoy orgy,
Harry: It's the only thing to do
Draco: Share the pleasure
Lucius: But together
Sasha: We must stay
Harry: Malfoy orgy,
Draco: Don't act shocked- it's nothing new
Lucius: Here at Malfoy Manor hey! We've done this
Sasha: Again and again
All together: Our Malfoy orgy
(Lucius and Draco take the centre stage)
Lucius: You were just my son, my trip
Draco: You my master, yeah
Lucius: Til after dark I'd "visit" you
Draco: Just for kicks
Lucius: Then you loved it too
Draco: I knew what I had to do
Lucius: Let my sea wash your face ***
Draco: As Malfoys only we can understand
Lucius: Mmm. sexy with makeup
(They are joined by a very disturbed yet turned-on Harry and Sasha)
All together: Malfoy orgy,
Harry: It's the only thing to do
Draco: Share the pleasure
Lucius: But together
Sasha: We'll find something new!
Harry: Malfoy orgy,
Draco: Just like you've always wanted to
Lucius: Do what you like
Sasha: Just take the mic
Harry: And ride me like a bike
All together: At our Malfoy orgy
(The dancing becomes more outrageous, the flirting more obvious)
Draco: Oh!
Lucius: Shoot you down,
Sasha: Bang-bang
(Sasha exorbitantly points his fingers like a gun to illustrate this)
(humming starts)
Draco: Who's that? I hope it's you dad!
(humming)
Harry: Nope, me!
(humming)
Lucius: Where's my whip?
(humming and whistles)
Sasha: Get your finger out of there!
(humming, whistles, and laughing)
(the singing fades as one by one our beloved characters become involved in said orgy. To keep this pg-13 I sha'n't describe it, but suffice to say it's DEFINITELY worth the song)
...to be continued! -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Well I hope that was okay.I'm not too good at song stuff usually but I was just full of ideas of how to make this song Malfoy-ish. Hopefully it wasn't TOO obscene (but obscene enough!)
*** This is the original line left in, spot the euphmism which I have turned it into!
For anyone who hasn't heard Velvet Goldmine, get it now! It's FANTASTIC! And you can sing along. For those of you who'd like to see exactly what I did with the lyrics. they are coming right after this:
Before I go- please review and tell me what you thought of this chapter and any others.also any things you'd like included in future chapters! Thanks very much. I also will never be able to listen to Velvet Goldmine again without a delicious picture of these characters in full glam-rock attire. I am one happy Glam Rock Princess (I just thought of that, hurrah!). Review please! xxx
You got crazy legs You got amazin' head You got rings on your fingers And your got hair's hot red You got wit from my tongue (loud inhale) name on the sun I gotcha goin' to my breast Cause your the only one... Who uses school to leisure
You make me act real gone You make me trawl along I had to ravish your capsule Suck you dry Feel the teeth in your bones Heal ya head with my own Why, if I don't have you home We'll have to fight alone... Hang all together
{chorus} Velvet goldmine, You stroke me like the rain Snake it, take it, But the princess You must stay Velvet goldmine, Naked on your chain I'll be your king volcano Writhe for you again and again My velvet goldmine
You're my taste, my trip I'll be your masters, yeah I'll chop your hair off for kicks You'll make me jump my feet So you'll give me your hand Give me your sound Let my sea wash your face I'm fallin', I can't stand Eeew! put your mink on
{chorus}
Oh Shoot you down, Bang-bang
{chorus}
(humming starts) Velvet goldmine (humming) Velvet goldmine (humming) My velvet goldmine (humming and whistles) Velvet goldmine (humming, whistles, and laughing) Velvet goldmine
To be really honest I haven't much time at the moment, what with preparing to return to school, working and general teenage angst. Therefore this chapter will (mostly) take the form of an altered songfic.the song we all know and love as Velvet Goldmine. My current favourite Bowie song.it seems to fit so well! See the original lyrics I've added at the end to compare just how convenient this song is for my purpose! Don't worry, this chapter does still tell the story and so isn't totally random! I promise I will get back on and write a real chapter as soon as I can. I just thought it'd be easier on all of us if I could do something a little quicker, but you still got an update, and a little interludal thing to break the flow a little! And everyone loves Malfoy singing!!! Hurrah!
Thanks to all my reviewers, including the most recent ones:
Gatty- No! not the melon! Anything but the melon! And since you ask so nicely, here is more story
Firess Ifrit Devil- Happy erm.belated birthday! Thanks for reviewing again- hope this pleases you. I can empathise with the hyperactivity- what else could make me write this?!
Sebastienne- Sorry about the mess.but you can't deny it was worth it to hear of Draco as Aladdin Sane.ah dreamy. You have your desire! One big orgy it is!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JKR (except Sasha- he/she's mine!) Velvet Goldmine is by David Bowie, amongst others probably. I don't own in (despite how much I would give to do so)
And so let's waste no more time, here is the Malfoy Orgy!
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Draco flung open the door to the Copulation Cabin, and slowly led Harry through the door, before pushing him onto the bed with a wry smile. The sexy Slytherin sighed. Everything was going perfectly...
...Until he realised Harry had landed on someone. Namely his dad. And whatever the hell he was currently shagging, thought Draco.
"Oww, what the hell are you doing?" Lucius cried out
Sasha added by way of support:
"You've gone and smudged my lipstick!..erm I mean, this is very inconvenient for us, sweetheart."
Draco snorted, taking Harry's hand and lifting him back up.
"I'm the one who had the idea of installing this room!" He cried, furiously.
"But I haven't had a shag for three months" Lucius retorted
Sasha grinned at Harry. Harry grinned back. They were both thinking the same.
"Then there's only one thing for it-" ,Sasha began
"-We're going to have to-", Harry continued
"SING FOR IT!!" They finished together.
And from somewhere (don't ask me where from- this is fanfic) a disco ball, four microphones, a stage and lots of sparkle appeared. Oh and Lucius Harry and Sasha joined Draco in looking like Glam-rock stars, with makeup, pvc, glitter and all.
-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- (singing from here on)
(Harry and Draco step glamourously to the front of the stage)
Harry: He's got sexy legs
Draco: He gives amazin' head
Harry: We've waited five years now
Draco: To get each other in bed
Harry: I just want his tongue
Draco: To run down my (loud inhale)
Harry: I gotta get him undressed
Draco: Cause he's the only one...
Together: Who knew school could be so fun?
(Lucius and Sasha elbow them out of the way flamboyantly)
Lucius: Well I was acting real gone
Sasha: As I trawled along
Lucius: You really caught my eye
Sasha: So I sucked you dry
Lucius: I felt the wind in my hair
Sasha: The scenery was terrible there
Lucius: I knew I'd have to have you home
Sasha: I assumed we'd be alone
Lucius: But here we are together. there's only one answer!
(Harry and Draco join them in singing and making obscene sexual gestures)
All together: Malfoy orgy,
Harry: It's the only thing to do
Draco: Share the pleasure
Lucius: But together
Sasha: We must stay
Harry: Malfoy orgy,
Draco: Don't act shocked- it's nothing new
Lucius: Here at Malfoy Manor hey! We've done this
Sasha: Again and again
All together: Our Malfoy orgy
(Lucius and Draco take the centre stage)
Lucius: You were just my son, my trip
Draco: You my master, yeah
Lucius: Til after dark I'd "visit" you
Draco: Just for kicks
Lucius: Then you loved it too
Draco: I knew what I had to do
Lucius: Let my sea wash your face ***
Draco: As Malfoys only we can understand
Lucius: Mmm. sexy with makeup
(They are joined by a very disturbed yet turned-on Harry and Sasha)
All together: Malfoy orgy,
Harry: It's the only thing to do
Draco: Share the pleasure
Lucius: But together
Sasha: We'll find something new!
Harry: Malfoy orgy,
Draco: Just like you've always wanted to
Lucius: Do what you like
Sasha: Just take the mic
Harry: And ride me like a bike
All together: At our Malfoy orgy
(The dancing becomes more outrageous, the flirting more obvious)
Draco: Oh!
Lucius: Shoot you down,
Sasha: Bang-bang
(Sasha exorbitantly points his fingers like a gun to illustrate this)
(humming starts)
Draco: Who's that? I hope it's you dad!
(humming)
Harry: Nope, me!
(humming)
Lucius: Where's my whip?
(humming and whistles)
Sasha: Get your finger out of there!
(humming, whistles, and laughing)
(the singing fades as one by one our beloved characters become involved in said orgy. To keep this pg-13 I sha'n't describe it, but suffice to say it's DEFINITELY worth the song)
...to be continued! -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
Well I hope that was okay.I'm not too good at song stuff usually but I was just full of ideas of how to make this song Malfoy-ish. Hopefully it wasn't TOO obscene (but obscene enough!)
*** This is the original line left in, spot the euphmism which I have turned it into!
For anyone who hasn't heard Velvet Goldmine, get it now! It's FANTASTIC! And you can sing along. For those of you who'd like to see exactly what I did with the lyrics. they are coming right after this:
Before I go- please review and tell me what you thought of this chapter and any others.also any things you'd like included in future chapters! Thanks very much. I also will never be able to listen to Velvet Goldmine again without a delicious picture of these characters in full glam-rock attire. I am one happy Glam Rock Princess (I just thought of that, hurrah!). Review please! xxx
You got crazy legs You got amazin' head You got rings on your fingers And your got hair's hot red You got wit from my tongue (loud inhale) name on the sun I gotcha goin' to my breast Cause your the only one... Who uses school to leisure
You make me act real gone You make me trawl along I had to ravish your capsule Suck you dry Feel the teeth in your bones Heal ya head with my own Why, if I don't have you home We'll have to fight alone... Hang all together
{chorus} Velvet goldmine, You stroke me like the rain Snake it, take it, But the princess You must stay Velvet goldmine, Naked on your chain I'll be your king volcano Writhe for you again and again My velvet goldmine
You're my taste, my trip I'll be your masters, yeah I'll chop your hair off for kicks You'll make me jump my feet So you'll give me your hand Give me your sound Let my sea wash your face I'm fallin', I can't stand Eeew! put your mink on
{chorus}
Oh Shoot you down, Bang-bang
{chorus}
(humming starts) Velvet goldmine (humming) Velvet goldmine (humming) My velvet goldmine (humming and whistles) Velvet goldmine (humming, whistles, and laughing) Velvet goldmine
