G: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Me & Tsurugi were just pondering some ideas for some fics while counting down to the new year. Right now T's got a hangover cuz' I spiked my glass of Sprite with some Sake and left it there for T to pick it up.

T: (holding an ice pack to his head) That was NOT funny!

G: At least it'll teach you to leave my Sprite alone!

T: Oh man, I got a wicked headache. Where's the Tylenol?!

G:All gone.

T: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

G: In the meantime, what say I get on with the story?

WARNING:
Boredom induced wackiness and possible Sake reference. BTW Don't own anything from YGO except my dueling deck.

THE ALMIGHTY CHIBI BALL OF DOOM!

Yuugi & company were seated in a booth at a new Mexican restaurant in Domino.
So far, they were checking out the strange decor in the place, which actually came from Mexico. Most of the workers were dressed up in strange Mexican clothes and speaking in Spanish tongue. A pigtailed waitress came to them and asked for their order in Spanish.

(A/N: Okay, since I know very little Spanish I'm gonna go ahead and use English.)

Joey: "What did she say?"

Luckily, Yuugi had been paying attention in Spanish class while Joey dozed off.

Yuugi: "She's saying 'Can I take your order?'"

Joey: "Oh, okay then! I'll have the El Grande Nachos, the Super Gigundo Burrito, and the "El Monstro" Taco with everything on it!"

Everyone sweatdropped as Yuugi translated this to the waitress, who dropped to the floor in shock. Several minutes later, about ten waiters & waitresses came to Joey struggling under the weight of two-hundred pounds of Nacho cheese, tortilla chips, salsa, guacamole, sour cream, ground beef, seasoned rice, beans, roasted chicken, and coleslaw.

Bakura: "Hey Joey, are you gonna give us any of that?"

Joey: "Sure, why not? I might not finish this anyway."

Waitress: "Excuse me senor, can you sign this please?"

Joey: "Hey Yuugi, what's this paper say?"

Yuugi: (reads over the paper) "It's a contract saying that you're eating this much at your own risk, and that the restaurant isn't responsible for any kind of injury or death that you're risking."

Joey: "Oh well, the steak at Sizzler was nothin' compared to this so I'm okei. Besides, dinner's on me."

Yami: "Just how are you paying for this anyway?"

Joey: (sly grin) "Oh I have my ways, don't you worry about that."

Kaiba's Mansion...

Kaiba: (Staring at the gaping bill he's gotta pay) "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I DON'T REMEMBER PAYING FIFTY MILLION YEN FOR DINNER AT TACO BELL!!! SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE TODAY!!! IF I FIND THE F#%#ER WHO STOLE MY WALLET, I'M GONNA RIP OFF HIS HEAD & SHIT DOWN HIS THROAT!!!

Mokuba: "Uh Seto, is something wrong?"

Seto: "Not now, I'm busy ranting and screaming and tearing my hair out!"

Back at the resturant...

The place was almost closed by the time everyone finished eating that mountain of Mexican food. Joey was still finishing his portion of the meal, and he had a long way to go. Everyone in the restaurant was cheering him on until he finished the mammoth sized taco laid out before him, since he had already polished off the Nachos and the burrito.
Joey was within a few bites of conquering that taco, but suddenly...

Joey: "Oh man, I gotta go to the bathroom.. Hey guys, I'll see ya later, alright?"

Tristan: "It's alright Joey, we'll wait for you outside."

Joey: "Nah, don't worry 'bout it, I'll be fine."

Suddenly, Tea got up and ran to the bathroom before the blonde-headed youth could get there.(A/N: BTW the restaurant has only one unisex bathroom.)
She then, slammed the door shut and locked it behind her.

Joey:(Bangs his fists on a door) "C'MON TEA! I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP ALREADY!"

Yami: "Besides, that's not a bathroom, that's a broom closet!"

Tea:(tries to unlock the door) "AHHHH! LET ME OUTTA HERE!"

Bakura: "Sorry Tea, but the door only opens with a key!"

Joey: "Heh. Sucks for you Tea!"

Tea: "SHUT UP JOEY! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU WERE STUCK IN A CLOSET WITH NO WAY OUT?!"

Joey: "Well unfortunately, I'm not stuck, YOU ARE!"

Tea: "C'mon guys, I don't wanna wet myself in here!"

Yami: "Just goes to show you that 'slow and steady wins the race.'"

Yuugi: "Hey guys, we shouldn't just leave her in there. We should get some help."

Yami: "Yes we should get someone, but let's wait a few minutes shall we?"

Y.Bakura: "HELL YEA!"

Tristan: "I'll go get someone, Yuugi come with me, I'll need some help in translating.

Yuugi: "Right"

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G: I'll just break it off right here for now, since it's getting late. G'night Y'all!