G: Geez, It's been several months since we wrote the first chapter of Chibi Ball of Doom!
T: Well, back by popular demand, Here's the 2nd chappie to Chibi Ball of Doom!!!
K: You want the disclaimer? Go to the first chapter!
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THE CHIBI BALL OF DOOM!!! Part 2: Encounter of the mini Village People!

It had been several months since Yuugi & Co. had been at the Mexican restaurant where Tea was locked up in a broom closet. Ever since then, people and students started to disappear from Domino high. Many people did notice that before they disappeared, they went to that strange Mexican restaurant...and never came back. This all became too clear one day at school when the place seemed empty...

Yuugi: Something's very wrong here Yami.
Yami: Yeah, almost everyone seems to have vanished.
Yuugi: Where could Joey, Tristan, and Seto have gone to?
Yami: Well, think of it this way, at least we have the whole town to ourselves!
Yuugi: Yeah, you're right!
Yami: Well, what're we waiting for? To Kaiba-Land!
Yuugi: I hear that!

For the next 3 days, the two were able to do things that they normally wouldn't be able to do with many people around. They went to the amusement parks, broke into candy shops, stole cars, trashed Tea's house, and enjoyed themselves. On the 4th day however, things began to get dull around town and the fun disappeared. They began to feel lonely& stranded.

Yami: You know? Having the town to ourselves suddenly lost its fun.
Yuugi: Yeah, I wish that the gang was here. Except Tea of course.
Yami: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go & find 'em!
Yuugi: I hear that!

So they looked high and low around Domino for signs of the missing people. After a whole day of searching however, they found no clue to the whereabouts of the others.

Yami: After all that work! No sign!
Yuugi: But wait, we haven't tried that Mexican restaurant yet!
Yami: You mean that one place with all those Spanish-speaking people, and where Tea locked herself in the broom closet and wet her pants?
Yuugi: Yeah, that's it.
Yami: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go!

They walked into the restaurant ten minutes later only to find that it too was empty.
Dust was already gathering at the tabletops and the counters, and it was dimly lit as well.
The only source of light in the place seemed to come from the bathroom on their left.

Yami: (tries to open the door) It's locked!
Yuugi: Not for long! (Pulls a rocket launcher out of nowhere)
Yami: Where the hell do you keep THAT?
Yuugi: Sore wa himitsu desu ^ _~. Now stand back!
(Trans: It's a secret. Thanx Nikko to Ya-chan!)
Team Rocket: (bursts in)
Jessie: Prepare for trouble...
James: and make it double...
(And you know the rest of their returded theme song)
Yami: Launcher please.
Yuugi: (Hands the launcher to Yami)
Yami: Arigato,(To TR) Now it's time for you three to "blast off" again!!! (Rocket launch)
TR: (Blasts off) HEEEEEYYYYY! THAT'S OURRR LIIINNNNEEEE!!!(disappears into little sparkly thing)
Yami: (gives the launcher back to Yuugi) Now here's the plan, while you blast the door open,(stomach rumble, sweatdrop) I'm gonna go raid the kitchens.
Yuugi: WHAT KINDA HALF-BAKED PLAN IS THAT!?
Yami: A good one since you and I have had nothing but candy and aspirin for the past 3 days.
Yuugi: (Stomach rumble) Uhh, good point.

Yuugi blasted the door several times while Yami raided the kitchen in search of food stuffs, however he found nothing but hot sauce.

Yuugi: Dammit! This door won't friggin' open no matter how many times I blow it up!!!
Yami: DAMMIT!!! THEY HAVE NOTHING BUT HOT SAUCE!!! Ah, to hell with it.
(Chugs down all the bottles of Tabasco sauce & a bottle labeled "INSANITY SAUCE! DRINK @ YOUR OWN RISK!!!")
Yuugi: Uh, Yami-kun? Where did you go?
Yami: Like I said, I was raiding the kitchens for some tacos or burritos. Instead, I found a bottle labeled "Insanity sauce."

Then, Yami's face began to turn red and he began to sweat uncontrollably. Then without warning he reared his head back, and blew the door open with a massive fireball!

Yami: (small burp) 'scuse me.
Yuugi: (O.O) How did you do that?!
Yami: You ain't Egyptian if ya can't handle the heat!
Yuugi: (sweatdrop)
What was left of the door was now charred splinters as a golden stairway presented itself before them. They made their descent down the golden spiral that seemed to have no end. After an hour of descent, the two decided to rest.

Yuugi: By Ra! How frickin far does this facking stairway go?!
Yami: I dunno, but at least we don't have to climb the spiral, ne?
Yuugi: Yeah, but this thing seems endless!
Yami: Yeah, I wish that these stairs turned into a slide!

Then as if on cue, the stairs collapsed as it turned into a golden slide. Yuugi & Yami were sliding down the spiral at phenomenal speed, a blinding 200 mph.

Yami: MEEEEEEEE AAAAANNNDDDD MMMMYYYYYYY BIIIIIIGGGGG MOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yuugi: WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK???!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Both: (deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The two went sliding down the giant spiral for some time until they saw a light at the end of the tunnel. When they landed, they were in a strange forest surrounded by...GIANT CANDY CANES?! (A/N: Here comes the Wizard of Oz ripoffs.)

Yuugi: Yami, I don't think we're in Domino anymore.
Yami: What place is this? Candy Land, or Wonderland?
Yuugi: I think we're in a mix of both.
Yami: This place scares the living crap outta me.
Yuugi: Why?
Yami: TOO MANY FUZZY PINK THINGS AROUND HERE!!! I NEED A FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!
Yuugi: Uh, why would you need a flamethrower?
Yami: SO I CAN BURN THIS THING TO HELL!!!!!!
Yuugi: What about your puzzle?
Yami: Nah, it only works on people, not places.
Yuugi: Oh. Well now what do we do?
Yami: Let's just follow this yellow-brick road till we find a town.

So they followed the yellow brick road until they found a town. Strangely, the whole place was full of Oompa-Loompas, Weepuls, & midgets, all of whom were only half as tall as Yami.

Yami: Uh, Yuugi? Are you-
Yuugi: Yes Yami-kun, I know what you're thinking. What's with all the chibis around here?
Yami: I'd like to know that myself.
Yuugi: Why don't we go and find the mayor of this town?
Yami: Good idea.

However, the news of strangers in their town already reached the mayor. He arrived at the town square and rallied the villagers together to see if the rumors were true. Soon enough, Yami & Yuugi were in clear sight of everyone. Everyone began to whisper nervously to one another as the pair entered the town square.

Yuugi: This is starting to feel a lot like Gulliver's Island.
Yami: What's Gulliver's Island?
Yuugi: It's a story about a sailor named Gulliver who gets shipwrecked on an island full of little people who try to kill him at first, but as he helps them, they grow to like him.
Yami: I see, so maybe these chibis could try to help us if WE help them, right?
Yuugi: If they don't kill us first.

The mayor spotted the Millennium Puzzle on Yami and so, he began to speak.

Mayor: Citizens of Chibeta, the chosen ones who will free us from this curse has arrived!!! The strangers who entered our town are the chosen ones!!!

All eyes rested on Yuugi and Yami, as a deep silence filled the air. Everyone backed away as the mayor approached the pair. He spoke again...

Mayor: Several months ago, an artifact of great power arrived in our land. We did not know what it was, so we kept it in our labs for study. Then suddenly, we all wake up half our size. The strange object was stolen from the lab and we've been stuck like this ever since. (Turns to Yami & Yuugi) And now we ask you to search for the artifact!

Yami: What did this artifact look like?
Mayor: Well, it's rainbow colored, round, and the size of a marble with an eye inscription on it. Sort of like the eye on your puzzle.
Yami: Alright then, let's go find the returd! (Finger in the air!)
Yuugi: But Yami...
Yami: Not now Yuugi.
Yuugi: Do we even know where the guy went?
Yami: (anime-style fall) Uh, no we don't.
Yuugi: Well, why don't we follow that trail of broken candy canes? (Points at the trail of peppermint splinters)
Yami: (jumps back up) Onward!!!

And so, Yami & Yuugi followed the trail of broken candy, occasionally stopping to bite some of trees. After several hours, their search led to a cave made of milk chocolate.

Yami: Ohh, my head. Must stop eating candy.
Yuugi: Yea, same here.
Yami: Hey, what's that light shining in the cave?
Yuugi: I dunno, let's check it out.

What met their eyes was a gruesome sight to behold. Everyone in Domino was being herded into a strange machine that looked like it came out of Willie Wonka's chocolate factory. The contraption was hooked up to a pedestal that held what they were looking for. That small, rainbow-colored ball that had the inscription of the millennium eye on it.

Yami: I know what that thing is now! That's the devastating Chibi Ball of Doom!!!
Yuugi: How did you know what that thing was.
Yami: When I was a pharaoh, Kaiba made that item to turn me, and everyone else into Chibis! However, I stopped him before he could test it.
Yuugi: I think I see Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Serenity, & Tea.
Yami: As well as all the other duelists I faced. Wait a minute, is that Marik?!
Yuugi: I think it is!

Malik was sitting atop a golden throne encrusted with many jewels and sequins.
He wore a glazed look on his face as well as that kind of look only greedy tycoons had.

Marik: Hehehe, Soon my little chibi mind-slaves, we'll dominate the world!!!
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G: Sorry to leave you all in the dust again, but we think this just went on long enough.
T: But don't cry everybody, you'll see the 3rd chapter sometime next month or whenever.
K: Till' next time...adios amigos!