To the Reviewers:

nienna: Glad you liked it, but must you use tripleness*?

Smushed Pea: I think your fic is better than mine, really. Thanks. I like your bio too.

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Calley ran down one of the halls of the Last Homely House. It would really help if she knew where she was going, but since she didn't, the only thing one could do was to listen for the high pitched giggles and 21st century prep slang of the Sues. Rivendell was actually quite a lovely place if you could sit down on a bench and marvel up at the beautiful but to Calley it seemed like a rather large blur. Suddenly, the girl ran into something . . . or someone if you want to be correct. The trouble is that that someone was none other than Lord Elrond himself. Calley went crashing onto the ground.

"You? Where is the Lady Ariel?" he questioned aggressively.

Calley stared up into the Elflord's irate eyes. Only two words came to her mind at that time, 'Oh crap . . .'

"Uh, I talked with her . . . and, um, she told me what I did was wrong . . ." Calley suggested, it was more of a question really. Elrond didn't say anything so perhaps he was buying it. "Then . . . um, she cured me of my evil ways . . ."

Elrond nodded his head slowly as if a bit reluctant to believe the girl. Calley got to her feet slowly. She wasn't sure what would happen if Elrond found out the Sue was dead after being under its influence so long.

"Very well," he said after a short silence, "but you are to leave Imladris at the soonest possible time."

Calley nodded her head and Elrond stalked away with one, last, hard glare. Calley breathed in slowly and took off running again. Finally, after a few minutes a Sue's laughter echoed throughout the halls and the girl pivoted and darted towards its source. A garden came into view. On a stone bench sat the Prince of Mirkwood and a Sue that seemed to glow in the dark. The Sue had shiny red hair down to her waist and was clothed in a beautiful, turquoise, Elven gown. The Sue laughed out loud again and pushed a piece of hair behind her ear. Wait, was that a . . .? 'Oh crap.' The Sue had become an Elf.

"You are the most beautiful woman to walk the earth Mardantalithianaweniel!" exclaimed Legolas.

'What kind of a name is that?" thought Calley while crouching down behind a nearby shrub. The Sue laughed again. 'Will she never stop giggling?'

"After the Ring is destroyed, we shall be wed and Mirkwood and Rivendell will be united," the Prince said joyously. He was definitely under the influence of the Sue but what was this about Mirkwood and Rivendell?

Calley drew out her dagger and waited for the right moment.

"I love you Mardantalithianaweniel Morningstar, princess of Rivendell."

'Looks like the Last Homely House just gained a new bit of royalty. Except Rivendell doesn't really have royalty . . . does it? Elrond's not a king. Oh well. She's dead anyway.' Calley stood up quickly and launched the knife at the Sue. It struck the estranged princess in the back and she fell on her side. Legolas drew his bow and aimed it at Calley. 'Maybe it was a bad idea to stand up,' Calley said to herself while standing stock still. Just when the girl thought it was the end of the line, something happened to the prince. His face went pale and his eyes grew wide. Legolas forced himself back down on the bench, clasping a hand to his forehead.

"What has become of me?" he said softly.

Slowly, he removed his hand and looked over at Calley.

"You again? Tell me, what is this witchcraft that has taken me," stated Legolas rather weakly.

Calley stepped forward and removed the dagger from the Sue's back.

"You really don't want to know," was all she said before running off again, leaving a rather confused prince.

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* Tripleness (n): the use of a word or phrase or sentence three times. Ex: Hihihi! Or Nonono!

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