To the Reviewers:
Skelington: Thanks. I really appreciate it, but I think it is kind of hard to capture the Sues' mentality seeing as how there's not much up there. ;)
Bookworm 2000: Yeah, I think I even scared myself with that last one. I have no idea where it came from, but, if it works, it works. Gary Stu's, eh? I think I could insert a couple of those after I'm finished with these next two.
Me: I know about the whole Grey Company Elvish thing and I'm currently in the process with fixing it, but it may take a while, so hang in there.
Punky Pig: Hahaha . . . Die die die . . . Kill them all . . .
Firsarnien: I'm glad you liked it but the Elvish is wrong. It will take a while to fix, but I have every intention of doing so.
Celtic Dawn Star: Dun dun dun DUN! Here I come to save the day! . . . Not very original is it? Eh, oh well . . . About the whole long name thingamabobber, I have no idea. I kind of just pressed letters and then copied and pasted it everywhere it was needed so . . . yeah . . .
Princess Eilonwy: How *do* you kill something that won't die? Hm . . . Meditate on this I will. Aw . . . *sadly puts away knife* You suck the fun out of everything . . . JK.
Megan Sleevewillow: *high and mighty look* Hahaha . . . My friend owes me a quarter now. You just bowed to me . . . Hahaha . . .
Ka-Dalun: Aw . . . I feel so loved . . . *sniff* You said I use my brain . . . Now I feel all warm and tingly inside.
The Milkman: Aha! Here it is! I finally updated. Sorry for the slow update but I was busy and had killer writer's block, but now I've used my Idea Saw of Death and am ready with the next chapter. Go me.
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A creature stumbled through a small garden. What exactly is this creature, you ask? Well, if you look hard enough, I bet you'd be able to find a girl in there somewhere, but it could be difficult to find. The 'girl's left arm hung limply at her side, a large scrap of cloth tied shabbily to it. "Stupid Sue . . ." the girl grumbled to herself before slumping down into a nearby bush. 'I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.'
Suddenly a voice echoed through the garden, a female voice, "Who's there?" The girl clapped a hand to her mouth and held perfectly still. This was not a good time. A small chuckle came from just behind the bush made the girl, oftentimes known as Calley, shudder. "Argy, dear, would you hang on for just a sec. I'll be with you in a moment. This shouldn't take long," said the voice. Calley's hair stood on end. She knew that voice, and it was not one she wanted to know. A slender hand parted the shrub and grabbed Calley by the greasy, brown hair. "You again? I thought you'd learned your lesson," said a woman with long black hair done into a braid near the top of her head. Her eyes were an icy blue color and she was clothed in a pale green colored gown. A silver belt was strapped to her waist and a gleaming sword was strapped to it.
"Oh, really? I thought you would have learned yours instead," was all Calley managed to say while ducking to pull her hair from the Sue's grip. "Gaul, I hate you. What the freak is wrong with you? How'd you get back so fast? How'd you hear me any-" Calley's mouth zipped shut and try as she might, she couldn't get it open.
"How did I hear you?" the Sue mocked, "Elf ears, darling," she pointed to one ear with a long thin finger, "Great for listening to annoying little hunters from long distances, and they look great too. Maybe you should invest in a pair, but then again, you won't be around long enough to, anyway. It's too bad really."
Calley, her mouth finally being able to open, said, "Is it just me, or was there a complete Spirited Away copy just now?" The Sue looked stunned.
"Spirited Away?"
"Yeah. Great Japanese animation movie. 'Bout a girl who goes to a bathhouse for spirits and has to save her par-" Calley, once again, found her mouth unable to open.
"Do you ever shut up?" the Sue asked irritably. Calley shook her head vigorously in reply. "Alright then, I bet I can fix that." The Almighty drew her sword the reveal it was made completely out of mithril and was dotted with little diamonds and pearls. "It's too bad, really. It's such a pretty sword. It's just awful it has to be stained with the blood of a brat." Calley's eyes lit up and she pointed to her mouth and leaned forward, hoping for a response. "What? You want me to open your mouth?"
"Hm. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hmhm hm hmhm hm hm hmhm," Calley responded with a sarcastic look in her eye.
"Fine," breathed the Sue, "but make it quick. I'm getting bored of this."
"First of all: Only boring people get bored. Second: I'll make you deal. Since you're tired of me and I'm tired of you let's just make it as quick as we can. If I win, you leave Middle-Earth forever and don't come back. If you lose, I won't ever bother you again. Is it a deal?" Calley explained, holding out a hand to shake. The Almighty seemed to ponder this for a second, before putting out her own hand. At the last second, Calley pulled it away and held up her pointer finger. "And no mind powers."
"Fine, no mind powers."
"And crossies don't count."
"And crossies don't count." The two gripped hands.
"Now swear it."
"Fine, if Calley wins, I leave Middle-Earth and never come back. If I lose, Calley won't bother me ever again. No mind powers and crossies don't count," the Sue said in monotone. The two shook once. "No worries I can beat you anyway," said the Sue with a sly grin.
"M-hm. Yeah, whatever you say, moron."
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The Milkman: Alrighty, the whole fight thing will be next chapter, I promise, but it takes a lot of thought for a big one like this. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter up by the end of the week. Toodles.
Charles the Review Button: *sob* No one loves me! I'm all alone!
The Almighty Disclaimer of Doom: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor any of its characters, nor any part of the plot. If you have heard otherwise you have been misinformed.
Skelington: Thanks. I really appreciate it, but I think it is kind of hard to capture the Sues' mentality seeing as how there's not much up there. ;)
Bookworm 2000: Yeah, I think I even scared myself with that last one. I have no idea where it came from, but, if it works, it works. Gary Stu's, eh? I think I could insert a couple of those after I'm finished with these next two.
Me: I know about the whole Grey Company Elvish thing and I'm currently in the process with fixing it, but it may take a while, so hang in there.
Punky Pig: Hahaha . . . Die die die . . . Kill them all . . .
Firsarnien: I'm glad you liked it but the Elvish is wrong. It will take a while to fix, but I have every intention of doing so.
Celtic Dawn Star: Dun dun dun DUN! Here I come to save the day! . . . Not very original is it? Eh, oh well . . . About the whole long name thingamabobber, I have no idea. I kind of just pressed letters and then copied and pasted it everywhere it was needed so . . . yeah . . .
Princess Eilonwy: How *do* you kill something that won't die? Hm . . . Meditate on this I will. Aw . . . *sadly puts away knife* You suck the fun out of everything . . . JK.
Megan Sleevewillow: *high and mighty look* Hahaha . . . My friend owes me a quarter now. You just bowed to me . . . Hahaha . . .
Ka-Dalun: Aw . . . I feel so loved . . . *sniff* You said I use my brain . . . Now I feel all warm and tingly inside.
The Milkman: Aha! Here it is! I finally updated. Sorry for the slow update but I was busy and had killer writer's block, but now I've used my Idea Saw of Death and am ready with the next chapter. Go me.
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A creature stumbled through a small garden. What exactly is this creature, you ask? Well, if you look hard enough, I bet you'd be able to find a girl in there somewhere, but it could be difficult to find. The 'girl's left arm hung limply at her side, a large scrap of cloth tied shabbily to it. "Stupid Sue . . ." the girl grumbled to herself before slumping down into a nearby bush. 'I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.'
Suddenly a voice echoed through the garden, a female voice, "Who's there?" The girl clapped a hand to her mouth and held perfectly still. This was not a good time. A small chuckle came from just behind the bush made the girl, oftentimes known as Calley, shudder. "Argy, dear, would you hang on for just a sec. I'll be with you in a moment. This shouldn't take long," said the voice. Calley's hair stood on end. She knew that voice, and it was not one she wanted to know. A slender hand parted the shrub and grabbed Calley by the greasy, brown hair. "You again? I thought you'd learned your lesson," said a woman with long black hair done into a braid near the top of her head. Her eyes were an icy blue color and she was clothed in a pale green colored gown. A silver belt was strapped to her waist and a gleaming sword was strapped to it.
"Oh, really? I thought you would have learned yours instead," was all Calley managed to say while ducking to pull her hair from the Sue's grip. "Gaul, I hate you. What the freak is wrong with you? How'd you get back so fast? How'd you hear me any-" Calley's mouth zipped shut and try as she might, she couldn't get it open.
"How did I hear you?" the Sue mocked, "Elf ears, darling," she pointed to one ear with a long thin finger, "Great for listening to annoying little hunters from long distances, and they look great too. Maybe you should invest in a pair, but then again, you won't be around long enough to, anyway. It's too bad really."
Calley, her mouth finally being able to open, said, "Is it just me, or was there a complete Spirited Away copy just now?" The Sue looked stunned.
"Spirited Away?"
"Yeah. Great Japanese animation movie. 'Bout a girl who goes to a bathhouse for spirits and has to save her par-" Calley, once again, found her mouth unable to open.
"Do you ever shut up?" the Sue asked irritably. Calley shook her head vigorously in reply. "Alright then, I bet I can fix that." The Almighty drew her sword the reveal it was made completely out of mithril and was dotted with little diamonds and pearls. "It's too bad, really. It's such a pretty sword. It's just awful it has to be stained with the blood of a brat." Calley's eyes lit up and she pointed to her mouth and leaned forward, hoping for a response. "What? You want me to open your mouth?"
"Hm. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hmhm hm hmhm hm hm hmhm," Calley responded with a sarcastic look in her eye.
"Fine," breathed the Sue, "but make it quick. I'm getting bored of this."
"First of all: Only boring people get bored. Second: I'll make you deal. Since you're tired of me and I'm tired of you let's just make it as quick as we can. If I win, you leave Middle-Earth forever and don't come back. If you lose, I won't ever bother you again. Is it a deal?" Calley explained, holding out a hand to shake. The Almighty seemed to ponder this for a second, before putting out her own hand. At the last second, Calley pulled it away and held up her pointer finger. "And no mind powers."
"Fine, no mind powers."
"And crossies don't count."
"And crossies don't count." The two gripped hands.
"Now swear it."
"Fine, if Calley wins, I leave Middle-Earth and never come back. If I lose, Calley won't bother me ever again. No mind powers and crossies don't count," the Sue said in monotone. The two shook once. "No worries I can beat you anyway," said the Sue with a sly grin.
"M-hm. Yeah, whatever you say, moron."
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The Milkman: Alrighty, the whole fight thing will be next chapter, I promise, but it takes a lot of thought for a big one like this. Hopefully I'll have the next chapter up by the end of the week. Toodles.
Charles the Review Button: *sob* No one loves me! I'm all alone!
The Almighty Disclaimer of Doom: I do not own Lord of the Rings, nor any of its characters, nor any part of the plot. If you have heard otherwise you have been misinformed.
