Hello all! I know . . . I have 3 other stories to write . . . why am I writing this one??

September 2nd is Ryou Bakura's Birthday! (So is the beginning of High School -_-;) So I am going to write a Birthday Special just for our favourite white haired friend Ryou Bakura!

Ryou/Bakura Fans: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Uh, Ryou's birthday, it isn't the same as Bakura's! I don't even know Bakura's birthday!

Bakura Fans: Awwwwwwwww . . . .

Sorry . . . but hey! Bakura's going to make a birthday cake for Ryou, with Yami's help of course . . .

Bakura + Yami: WHAT?!

^_^

Yami: The last time I cooked I set the kitchen on fire and Yugi almost killed me!

. . . So? This is a different writing style then how I usually write my fics . . . Hope everyone likes this! ENJOY!

Reviewers: *Mumbles* Do we have to . . .

I SAID ENJOY IT DAMMIT!

"Speaking"

'Thinking'

(My notes in the story)

~Time Skips/Scene Changes~

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Well duh, everyone knows that . . . but I have to put this disclaimer up anyways . . .

-*~:.:~*- (A/N: Oh! Pretty . . .)

"Da, da, da, da, da, da . . ." Hummed the 16 year old teen, Ryou Bakura. "Da, da, da, da, da, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Obviously he was trying to get the 3000 year old Tomb Robber to get off his lazy butt and notice him.

The Tomb Robber (that will be known as Bakura) was on his lazy butt trying to drown out Ryou's humming by turning up the volume on the TV.

"DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, Da . . ." Ryou hummed louder. "DA, DA, DA, DA, DA, DA . . . DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" He practically screamed.

Bakura got so pissed he tackled Ryou to the ground and started screaming at him. "SHUT THE HELL UP! (A/N: Should I swear in this fic? Eh whatever . . .) WHAT IS WITH THAT AWFUL TUNE YOU ARE HUMMING?!?!?!?!?"

Ryou, using his crowbar, managed to pry Bakura's fingers off of his shoulder muttering, "I can't believe you would rather watch 'Barney' (A/N: Barney I no own) then listen to me!"

Bakura went back to sitting on his lazy butt watching the dancing, purple dinosaur (A/N: *Cringe* *Shudder* *Twitch*) but lowered the volume so he can 'listen' to his lighter half. "Fine then spit it out dammit! I'm watching my show . . ."

"It's my birthday in two days Bakura!! I'm turning 17!" Ryou said.

". . ." Bakura (not listening) continue to stare at the screen thinking, 'Must . . . have . . . Barney . . . whistle!'

Using their mind link Ryou 'heard' Bakura deciding which colour of Barney Whistles he liked best and sweat dropped. Giving up, Ryou swallowed the last bit of his toast, picked up his pack back and bolted out of the living room (probably going to school . . . right?). (A/N: Did I mention it was breakfast? No? Oh well)

~Time Skip~

Getting up from his lazy butt, Bakura decided that he needed to fill his stomach with, preferably, food. 'Hmmm . . .' Thought Bakura. 'What was Ryou saying this morning before he destroyed my concentration from the Barney Marathon? Oh yes . . . His birthday! In Egypt we gave goats for birthday days . . . That's it! I'll give Ryou a nice goat! With silver hair and brown eyes! ^_^ I'm so dang smart! Now where will I find a goat? AH! No! The semi-shows within the main show (commercials) are over! Must go back to Barney!!

~Time Skip~

Finally the four hour Barney marathon is over, (A/N: X_X) and Bakura is slowly eating his sandwich (what's in it? Don't ask . . .) thinking how he would get a goat for Ryou's birthday.

'Ryou showed me photographs when he was young and I recall a picture of him petting a lamb and where there's lamb, there's goats! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA! I'm so smart! ^_^ But where was he when he was at the 'Petting Zoo'? Oh yes! Britain! All I have to do is, steal Ryou's passport, find a couple hundred dollars, take a plane to Britain, find out where, and which zoo it was, steal a goat, find another couple of hundred dollars, smuggle the goat on the plane, go back to Ryou's house . . . and there! Happy birthday Ryou! ^_^ God I'm smart! Wait 'till I tell that baka pharaoh! My present will be much better than that golden statue of Yugi he gave his brat for his birthday! MUHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!'

So, Bakura, thinking his plan/present is SO much better than Yami's he sets off to Yugi's house hopefully finding the 3000 year old Pharaoh and show him up. (Good luck . . . -_-;)

~At the Game Shop~

'I can't wait to see the look on that idiot's face when I tell him my brilliant plan!' Bakura smirked as he entered the shop . . .

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"You're going to do WHAT?!" Yami exclaimed. Yami and Bakura were in the living room and Bakura had explained his plan to Yami, who was staring at him like he was a complete moron.

Bakura smirked. "I know you'd be jealous Pharaoh! My plan is full proof! Ryou will love my present and will also be very honoured that I actually listen to him when he talks to me about . . . whatever!"

"Ryou also told you not to be stupid! But do you listen? Noooooooo!"

"Hey! Watch what you say Phar-"

"How do you think you'll get a couple hundred dollars?"

"Well . . . "

"Do you know which plane goes to Britain?"

"Um . . ."

"Do you know where the zoo is?"

"Uh . . ."

"How will you steal the goat? How can you smuggle a goat? Does Ryou like goats?" Yami continued to rant about Bakura's plan and kept pointing out flaws and even printed them out on a piece of paper in point form and alphabetical order.

"Jeeze . . . Okay so my plan has some holes in it . . ." Yami raised his eyebrows. Bakura glared back. "But it can be fixed! It's the thought that counts right?" Yami continued to stare at him with his arms crossed.

"Okay! It's terrible! HELP ME! If I don't give Ryou a good present he'd hate me and kick me and my Ring out into the streets where'd I'd turn into a hobo and die! Then someone will find my body (A/N: In my fic they have separate bodies . . .) and they'd dissect me into little slices of meat and use them for FISHING!!!!" Bakura began to sob.

"O_O okay . . . that was . . . colourful . . ." Yami said wide eyed at the very out of character Tomb Robber.

Bakura looked up. "I had a lot of time to think about it during commercials in the Barney Marathon if my plan falls apart."

"Right . . . you are not allowed to use your imagination anymore . . ."

"Imagination?"

"Yes, Yugi told me about it when we were watching 'Sponge Bob Square Pants' (A/N: Me no own) It was hard to listen though . . . so . . . many . . . shiny . . . bubbles . . ." Yami's eyes suddenly got all filmy and blank while thinking of . . . shiny . . . bubbles . . .

Bakura raised his left eyebrow at the former Pharaoh who seemed to be in a deep trance like state. "Um . . . we were talking about my problem? Not yours?"

Yami, snapping out of it, said, "Eh?? Who dares bother the mighty Pharaoh!! GET ME SHINY BUBBLES!"

". . ."

". . . I mean . . . um . . . maybe you should give Ryou a simpler present . . . like . . . baking a cake . . ."

Bakura brightened up. "A cake! I like cakes! ^_^ I've never made one though . . ."

Yami puffed his chest. "I am a great chief! I'll help you!" (No Bakura! Don't listen to him! DENY! DENY!!! STOP!!!!!!)

"Great! Tomorrow after Ryou goes to school, come to Ryou's house! We are going to bake a cake!" (Don't say I didn't warn you! -_-; Poor, poor Ryou v_v;)

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Aw what a crappy chapter! It's my first time I write like this!! I write differently . . . check out my other stories and you'll see!

This story will be mostly based on Bakura and Yami cooking *cringe* Oh poor Ryou! He'd have to EAT what Bakura and Yami will make!

Ryou: The hospital's number is on speed dial

Yami: Don't fear Ryou! I am and excellent cook!

Yugi: No! Don't listen to him! He'll - *Gets tied up and dragged away by Yami*

Ryou: O_O;

Bakura: I will go to great lengths to cook for you Ryou! ^_^

Ryou: Oh crap! He's going to guilt me into eating his cake! SCREW YOU!! *Goes to a corner rocking back and forth*

Bakura: ^_^

Should I continue? Review please! Tune in next chapter when Yami and Bakura *cringe* cooks! *Cringe, cringe*

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