HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOU!!! I'm back with the last and final chapter!

Yami: 'Last' and 'final' means the same thing -_-;

SHUDDUP! Almost all the reviewers think you're idiots! ^__^

Bakura: We are not! This is just a fanfic dammit! IT ISN'T REAL!!!

Yami: *Falls off a turkey and plummets to Pluto* Hey! Where's Micky? Why is it so cold? Where's my turkey! *Cries*

Bakura: -_-;

Well! Let's go on with the fanfic shall we? ^_^

Ryou: NO! Please! I'm too young to die! NOOOOOOOOOO! *Sobs*

Yugi: *Trips over the ground and plummets to Pluto* EW! Fleas!

Ryou: -_-;

^_^

Disclaimer: Still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Ryou opened the door to his home cautiously. The terrified item hanging around his neck seemed to scream, "RUN RYOU! RUN FOR IT! AT LEAST LET ME RUN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" As he entered the house, but all was quiet . . .

'It's quiet . . . . Too quite,' Ryou thought. Ryou walked slowly to the living room where he sensed his yami was. It was almost 3:30pm and Bakura should be getting sugar high waiting for 'Blue's Clues' to come on, (Bakura: THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! I DON'T WATCH KIDS' SHOWS!!!!) (A/N: I don't either so I don't know the schedule for them . . . also I don't own Blue's Clues ^_^) but he heard nothing . . . nothing at all . . .

Suddenly, it started to rain . . . lightning flashed and thunder is heard. Ryou gulped, he had seen movies like this . . . Ryou entered the living room and saw the most horrifying image in his whole life!

BAKURA WAS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY ON THE COUCH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *A high pitched scream is heard in the distance*

Ryou caught his breath and started breathing heavily. The 3000 year old Tomb Robber actually looked *shudder* normal *twitch* sleeping on the couch! Ryou was having a semi-heart attack. Was this what the Ring was warning him about?? Bakura looking *cringe* normal *twitch* for once was quite frightening . . . But Ryou decided to forget about it. He put a blanket over the sleeping spirit and crept up to his room to do his home work.

~Flashback~

After completing the *shudder* wonderful *cringe* chocolate cake, Yami and Bakura detected that Ryou and Yugi were returning from the learning facilities (school) so using some wacky Egyptian magic they transported the guck, icky stuff, and weird smelling things to Bill Gate's room (A/N: I don't own Bill Gates) and Yami ran back to the Game Shop as fast as his Egyptian legs can carry him while Bakura hid the cake in the refrigerator.

He put it on his side of the refrigerator of course. Ryou and Bakura decided to keep their own . . . items in a different side of the fridge because . . . they both had items that are . . . disturbing to each other. (Bakura: Fruits! EH! Ryou: Pig's blood! EH!) (A/N: They actually sell pig's blood to make soup with . . . I've never drank it though . . . I saw it on Buffy! ^_^ I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Hearing the key twist in the lock at the front door, Bakura lunged to the couch and pretended to be sleeping but can't help but keep a bit of a grin on his face. He might miss the first 10 minutes of Blue's Clues, but for Ryou *cough* not kicking him out to the street and him turning into fish food *cough* it was worth it.

It was starting to rain and Bakura heard thunder and he could've sworn he heard the former Pharaoh cackling evilly on top of a hill . . .

~Meanwhile . . . ~

Yami is on top of a hill and heard thunder in the distance and can't help but crackle evilly in a un-Yami like fashion. 'Oh crap! It's going to rain! Yugi's going to kick my butt! He might think I've been wetting my pants again and might show me those *cringe* potty *shudder* training *twitch* videos again!' Yami thought and continued to sprint towards the Game Shop.

~Back at Ryou's Living Room~

Bakura sensed Ryou stand there staring at him for a while then felt a blanket over him and Ryou going upstairs. Bakura laughed mentally. 'I can't wait to see Ryou's face when I give him his cake! But until then . . . BLUE'S CLUES!!! YAY!'

~The next day~

(Uh oh! It's cake eating day! I'm so out of here! BYE!

Bakura: Hey! You have to write this story!!

Yami: And we are EXCELLENT cooks!!)

Ryou sat up. It was his birthday today! 17! YAY! Great joy! He can finally . . . um . . . do whatever 17 year olds do! It was Saturday (A/N: I know, it isn't . . . this story is . . . different . . .) so Ryou can spend the whole day . . . doing whatever 17 years olds do on their birthday!

Ryou quickly got dressed and stuff then went downstairs. The living room was empty. He expected Bakura was down there presenting some farm animal as a birthday present.

"Oh Ryou!!!!" Ryou heard Bakura calling from the kitchen. So . . . he went in the kitchen! That's karma baby! (Okay that has nothing to do with karma . . . karma is a force in the universe . . . it's like when you do something bad something bad will happen to you later on . . . that's bad karma . . . Ryou has done nothing wrong! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!! *Trips over a rubber pencil and explodes*)

Ryou entered the kitchen to see Bakura holding up a chocolate birthday cake with two candles. One is the shape of a 1 and the other was a 7. 17! "Wow! Bakura! When did you buy this??" Ryou asked, sitting down.

"Buy it? I made it!" Bakura answered putting the cake down in front of Ryou. Ryou looked at him amazed. Two surprises in two days, interesting! What was next? Tap dancing donkeys and a singing elephant?

~Meanwhile~

Tap dancing donkeys and a singing elephant were performing for Bill Gate's in his personal circus tent.

~Meanwhile at Yugi's Room~

Yugi brushed his hair as Yami walked into his bedroom. "Hey Yugi! We should go to Ryou's house and wish him a Happy Birthday!" Yami said.

"That's not a bad idea Ya- HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!! How did you know it was Ryou's birthday today?!?!?" Yugi said stopping from his hair brushing.

"Bakura told me!" Yami said happily not figuring out why Yugi was so surprised. "When?" Yugi asked.

"Two days ago! I even helped him bake the chocolate birthday cake he's going to give Ryou as a present! ^_^" Yami said proudly.

"WHAT??!?!!?!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! RIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!" Yugi screamed and bolted out of his room, outside and started running towards Ryou's home.

"Hmmm . . .? What's eating him? WAIT YUGI! I WANNA GO TOO! THEY HAVE CUPCAKES!"

~Back at Ryou's~

"Aw! That's so nice of you yami!" Ryou said happily cutting the cake while Bakura took pictures. He knew Bakura would've have done this if he knew Ryou would probably not kick him out on the streets, but it was still nice.

Just as Ryou was sticking his fork in his mouth containing a bit of cake, Yugi crashed through the back door.

The world seemed to have gone in slow motion as Yugi leaped towards where Ryou sat and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIYYYYYOOOOOOOOU! DOOOOOON'T DOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!" But it was too late, Ryou had already stuffed the bit of cake into his mouth and was chewing confusingly staring at wide eyed boy more wide eyed then usual.

"Um . . . Yugi? Something wrong?" Ryou asked, taking another bite of the cake. "Are you . . . okay? I mean the cake! The ca-ca-cake is . . . I mean was . . . that is I mean . . . IT WAS MADE BY YAMI AND BAKURA!!!" Yugi said more confused then ever. Why wasn't his white haired friend in pain?

Ryou raised his eye brow at Yugi. "Didn't you hear me??? It's YAMI and BAKURA!!" After calming Yugi down a bit, Ryou insisted that Yugi try out the cake for himself and it turned out the cake was pretty okay . . . a bit crunchy but it was good.

Bakura and Yami gave skin [1] to each other and grinned like idiots as the two holders of the Ring and Puzzle ate some more of the cake.

"We are such geniuses!" Bakura said. And just before the two yamis were going to taste their masterpieces for themselves the two young teens in front of them yelped out.

Yugi and Ryou held their stomachs in pain. Bakura caught Ryou before he fell. "It - it - it's too late Bakura! I won't . . . last . . . long! Room . . . blurry! Can't . . . hold . . . on . . ." Ryou started breathing heavily.

"No! RYOU! Don't leave me!" Bakura started shaking his lighter half. "'Kura . . . when I *breathe* leave *breathe* you'll . . . you'll . . . *breathe* have to . . . *breathe* . . . *breathe* go - go to . . . school . . ." Ryou said fainting. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RIIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! ANYTHING BUT SCHOOL! I mean . . . DON'T LEAVE ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bakura started to cry thinking of getting a *shudder* education *cringe*.

"Yugi? *sniff* you can't leave! I need yogurt! I mean . . . you . . ." Yami said looking around nervously. "Ya-Yami *breathe* I ca-can't ho . . . *breathe* hold on much longer Yami! When I leave with my good friend Ryou . . . *breathe* I . . . I - I want you to . . . to . . . do something for me . . . will you do promise me something my yami?" Yugi said sighing painfully while clutching his stomach. "Of course my light, what is it?"

"Yami . . . I want . . . I want you . . . *breathe* you . . . to *breathe* never . . . ne-ee-never to . . . eat yogurt again." Yugi finished and fell unconscious. "NOOOOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT YOGURT! I LOVE YOGURT TOO MUCH!!! I mean . . . NOOOOO! YUGI! NOOOOOOOOO! Um . . . NOOOOOOOOOOO! ^_^;" Yami screamed and began to sob thinking since it was his light's last wish, he would HAVE to never eat yogurt again -_-;

~Time Skip~

It was hours later, the sun was setting. Ryou's dad had came home from the museum with Yugi's grandpa (just a few minutes after the dramatic scene above) because it was Ryou's birthday and he wanted to surprise his son with a gift and Yugi wasn't at home and Yugi's grandpa figured he was celebrating Ryou's birthday with Ryou. They both discovered an innocent looking cake, two teens unconscious in two 3000 year old sobbing spirits' arms. One was crying out "Yogurt!" every few seconds and the other was trying to sound out "education" but kept failing and cried even harder.

Ryou's dad drove them to the hospital and the doctors told them that they were suffering from food poisoning and fell unconscious because of the immense pain. (A/N: I don't know much about food poisoning so I'm just winging it! ^_^;)

Yugi's grandpa and Ryou's dad left the two spirits alone with their lights and left the hospital room. "I'm sorry Ryou! It was entirely my and the Pharaoh's faults!" Bakura said sniffling. "Please don't kick me into the streets where I will become a hobo and die where someone will find my body, chop me up into small bits and use me as bait to go fishing!"

". . . That was colourful . . ." Ryou said raising an eyebrow at his darker half. "You are never allowed to you your imagination again Bakura!" Yugi said crossly.

"Y_Y That was what I said! YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS COPY ME!" Yami said getting sad. "Don't cry! Imitation is the greatest form of flattery!" Yugi said, trying to comfort Yami. (A/N: That's true . . . but imitation is also annoying -_-;) "Really? ^_^ YAY! ^_^"

"Yami . . . You promised never to cook again!!! Why Yami? *Sniff* WHY?!"

"Really?? I promised you that? I thought I promised never to eat and watch TV at the same time! ^_^ oh well!" Yami grinned innocently. "YOU BAKA PHARAOH! You said you were a great cook!" Bakura tackled Yami and started choking him.

"*Sniff* all I wanted was a goat with white fur, brown eyes like mine and was smuggled on a plane from the England Petting Zoo (is that really a place??? If it is then I don't own it) *sniff*" Ryou started sobbing a bit.

Bakura death glared Yami and continued to hit and choke him. "It isn't SO bad Ryou! At least their cooking was getting better. And they didn't almost burn your house down! The cake took about 4 minutes until it took affect and nearly killed us! That's a record!" Yugi tried to cheer his friend up.

"I guess your right Yugi, we still got time! Let's celebrate my birthday!" Ryou said trying to be happy.

And with those few words the 4 sang happy birthday and the rest of their lives went on smoothly if you don't count the Yamis going insane (again) and taking control of the Western Hemisphere for 3 hours and then thrown into a mental institute until the Hikaris gave bail on them and the Hikaris finally snapping and taking control of all of kids' cartoons so instead of Barney, Blue's Clues or whatever, there was old movies about cars, planes, and things that blow up at least once each scene until the rabid tap dancing donkeys got pissed at them for cancelling their gig at Bill Gate's mansion and making the Hikaris sane again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOU BAKURA!!!

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[1] Giving skin is another way of saying 'high five' ^_^;

That's it! It's the end!

Yugi: *Twitch* Rabid *cringe* tap-dancing *shudder* DONKEYS! *Runs around in circles like an idiot for a few minutes and then is sane and back to his spiky haired little self again* ^_^

Yami: I'm a good cook! *Sniff*

Ryou + Bakura + Yugi + Ryou's dad + Yugi's grandpa: *Death glares Yami* .;

Yami: . . .

Ryou: ^_^ we're free!

Bakura: Next year, I'm getting the goat

Yugi: ^_^ it's over!

Yami: I'm taking cooking courses! I'M A GREAT CHIEF!

Ryou + Bakura + Yugi + Ryou's dad + Yugi's grandpa: *Death glares Yami* -_- ;

Ryou + Bakura + Yugi + Yami + Ryou's dad + Yugi's grandpa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYOU!

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