Author's Note- Hey people!!!! Thank you SOOO much for reviewing my last chapter!! I really appreciate it. And also thank you to all of you who have read my other, newer story! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! And, in this chapter, the whole gay guy thing. I just wanted to let ya'll know that I do not have ANYTHING against gay people, and that I KNOW that most gay guys don't act like this, but this is a girly gay guy, mk? Anyway, hope you enjoy this chapter and PLEASE review!!!!!!

A Never Ending Supply of Lipstick

^*Lily's POV*^

"We better get to potions," I said after I hastily finished my pizza and ice cream, "We don't want Professor Kylie to give us detentions for anything else."

"Ok, lets go," Narcissa said after she shoveled in the last spoonful of porridge into her mouth, "I just have one question for you Lily."

"What?" I said as we walked out of the Great Hall and down towards the dungeons.

"Why do you eat such strange things for breakfast?" Narcissa said looking in her mirror to make sure her make up and hair was looking all right.

"Pizza and ice cream isn't strange," I said innocently.

"It is for breakfast," Jackie put in, will fixing her spikes and smudged eyeliner, "I mean, come on, Pizza is great, but I normally save that for lunch."

"Yeah, well, did you guys ever really see me as a normal person," I asked, grinning.

"Now that you mention it," Narcissa said thoughtfully, "No."

We all laughed as we hurried into the potions classroom, which was decorated very differently from the year before. This year, everything had pink bows and frills, and there were pictures of kittens on every wall. After stifling our new laughter, we parted ways, Narcissa looking for Rachel, and Jackie going to sit by Lucius to hit on him. There were only two open seats, one by Francis Flag-whatever, and the other by Severus. Sirius was heading towards Severus, a mischievous grin on his cute face. I quickly headed over towards Severus, not wanting to sit anywhere near Francis, and plopped down in the seat, leaving Sirius standing there looking confused.

He walked over and sat in the seat next to his girlfriend. As soon as Francis saw him coming, he pulled out her mirror to make sure her layers and layers of make up was all still perfect.

Just then Professor Kylie walked in and smiled brightly at the class.

"Hello, hello," he said in a girlie voice, "I hope you all had a simply spiffing summer! Now, if you would all please take out your Potions book and turn to page 87. Today we will be working on a Mind Reading Potion. You will be in pairs. We won't, or course, use it in class, because I'm sure we all have our little secrets we don't want anyone to know."

He giggled loudly as he waved his wand and the ingredients and instructions were up on the board. "Now, I've already decided what the pairs will be for the rest of the year. If you have a problem with the pairs, please see me after class."

Ha ha. Like any of the guy would actually ask Professor Kylie something after class. Its so obvious he like turned gay over the summer. I mean, I don't have a problem with it or anything, but if I were a guy, I think I'd avoid Kylie as well.

"Lets see now," he said looking around the room,

"Peter and Remus."

"Miss Figg and Miss Creed."

"Miss Evans and, oh yes, this should be quite interesting. Miss Evans and Miss Flanginherdasting."

I canNOT be hearing this right!!!! Me with Miss I-am-better-than-you- so-stay-away-from-me! This is unbelievable!! Maybe I'll be able to talk to Professor Kylie after class, switch partners with Sirius, so that he can be with his precious baby angel.

"Sirius and James."

"Lucius and Nathaniel."

"Well, hop to it people, come on!" he said clapping daintily and dancing around in a circle, then he added, looking at the guys of the class, "If you have ANY questions, please don't hesitate to ask."

I sighed sadly as I slowly got up from my seat and made my way over to the chair that had previously had Sirius sitting in it. I plopped down, and took a side-glance at Francis. She was putting on lipstick. I mean, lipstick!! WHY would you need to put lipstick on in the middle of class! I mean, the teacher is gay, so they don't need to like impress him or anything. And besides, this is the EIGHTH time she's put on lipstick! AHHHHHH!!!!

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Potions went as well as to be expected. Francis kept putting on MORE lipstick, like every two minutes. So, finally I grabbed the tube of lipstick and flung it across the room. Unfortunately for him, the tube landed on Sirius desk just before Professor Kylie went by. He was like, "That is SUCH a good brand of lipstick! Where did you get it? I can't seem to find it in most stores!" Needless to say, this made Sirius turn a bright shade of magenta and glare at me through the rest of the class.

The rest of class was pretty boring though. But I mean, honestly now, Francis has like, an endless supply of lipstick! I must have thrown fifteen tubes of it around the room. One even landed in Arabella's and the new girl's cauldron. I think her name was like Jennifer or something.

Thankfully, the potion didn't blow up, but it did turn bright pink and smell horribly. Professor Kylie did comment on what a "lovely" shade of pink it was though.

"Lily! WHY did you throw that lipstick at me?!?!" Sirius said as he walked beside me on my way towards Transfiguration, "Now, Professor Kylie thinks I'm GAY!!! Do you have any idea what this could do to me!!"

I was laughing hysterically, but finally was able to choke out, "Look at it this way Sirius. Now, you'll get even more date offers, from both sexes!"

He stopped walking, trying to comprehend what I had just said. I started running before I burst out laughing again at Sirius's facial expression. It was priceless. Man, I wish I had a camera!

A/N- SO?!?!?! HOW did you like it?!?! I thought it was pretty good. Kinda short, sorry about that. But I just started school and it takes up most of time. Well, PLEASE review!!!! I'll update ASAP!