Disclaimer- I Don't own Norman paperman, don't stop the carnival, or love
hina, the idea just came from listening to the soundtrack so don't kill me.
All I own is myself and buddy, and dizzy.
Keitaro is sitting on a plane with Naru sitting next to him, sleeping quietly.
Keitaro- where am I? (seeing Naru cuddling his arm) WHA!
Flight attendant- (walks up to him) Can I help you sir? (smiles an unnatural smile)
Keitaro- uh sure.coke please.
F/A- certainly (hands him a coke) if you need anything more just ask (walks away)
Keitaro- (takes a sip and then notices some writing on the napkin the nurse gave him.
Napkin- Meet me in the bathroom NOW! Sincerely, Al.
Kei- Al? what's he doing here, more importantly, what am I? doing here?
(kei goes into the bathroom and looks around.)
Kei- hello? AL?
Dizzy climbs out of the paper towel roll and hand kei a phone number on a peace of paper, with the words, ask for Gilbert.
Kei- uh thanks dizzy but I don't have a cell (dizzy jumps into a pocket of the pants kei's wearing and pulls out a cellphone)
Kei oh.ok. (keitaro dials and wonders if the plane will crash because of his portable electronic device.)
Ring Ring Ring
Voice- Hello this is the gull reef club, how may I help you?
Kei- um hi.is Gilbert there?
Voice- one moment sir
(two moments later)
Gilbert- hello?
Keitaro- hello this is keitaro urashima and.
Gilbert- KEITARO! This is Al.give the phone to dizzy.
Keitaro hands the phone to dizzy, who pushes a button and a small chibi Al hologram floats before kei.
Kei- wow, cool, where are we?
Al- your flying over the ocean, heading to a little island called kinja.
Keitaro- Kinja?
Al- yeah didn't you pay any attention to the opening song? It told you all about Kinja, anyway, and your not urashima any more, you are Keitaro Papermon.
Keitaro- WHA?
Al- you asked for a different life, so you are now a different person, you're a big shot from new York, and well.maybe a little song will help.
Al plays some music from the cell phone and suddenly Keitaro knows exactly what to say and sing.
Keitaro- (speaking) I was born on an island, the island of Manhattan, dreamt all my life of a career on the great white way, Producer Keitaro papermon, director Keitaro papermon, and I made it, sort of an off the wall way, I found my calling, listen.
Keitaro- (singing) Up every morning,
Out every evening,
Hustling for headlines that's what I do.
Table at Sardie's,
Grappling for gossip,
Working the press for a mention or two,
I never acted like some nervous rookie,
Right form the start I was, hot like a cookie,
I was a numero uno, what a début!
Public relations, public relations,
Booseing and shmooseing,
That's what I do,
New York's my location, and I'm a sensation,
Public relation, such hullabaloo!
But I went full throttle.
Never could slow down,
Then out of nowhere a mild heart attack,
Middle aged crises,
Faced the big questions,
Had to get off of this foolish fast track,
It all started out as an ad in the paper,
Now it's turned into a tropical caper,
But it's only public relations, and that's what I do.
Public relations, public relations,
Ego inflation, that's what I do.
Isn't it wonderful isn't it fabulous,
Public relation, such hullabaloo.
(The music fades and kei stops)
Kei- Wow, I have a theme song.
Al- so now you know all about your new life, your going south to try and take it easy, with your wife.
Kei- WIFE!?!
Al- oh yeah, check out the ring (he points)
Kei- Holy crap! Who did I marry?
Al- a women named Henny Narusegawa.
Keitaro- you.you mean Naru?
Al- yeah, in this world her name is henny; now get out there, the planes about to land.
Kei- ok, where should I meet you?
Al- just keep a hold of dizzy, I'll find you.
Kei- ok, whatever (puts dizzy in pocket)
Keitaro walks back out and sits next to Naru, who has a wedding ring as well.
Kei- Thank you god! (he whispers)
Naru- (waking up) hmm? Oh hi sweetie, are we there yet?
Keitaro- uh..yeah, we should be landing shortly.
Naru- pity, I wanted to see if we could try to have a little fun in one of those bathrooms.
Keitaro- Wha! (is surprised he doesn't nosebleed)
Naru- I know, seems a bit dangerous, but I hate always being the nervous wife, sex is the only thing I am brave with, but it's only because of you hon. (she cuddles with him and tears stream down his face)
Kei- (thinking) Alex if I find you I will buy you the biggest slurpie in Kinja.
(after landing and wandering a bit, Kei sees his calling, it just screams his name with a for sale sign in front of it.)
Naru- (singing) give this some thought kei, things can get sticky,
Here in the tropics wine turns to glue.
Kei- (looking out over the sea) I've never seen such, beautiful ocean.
Naru- holy sweet Jesus, he's got no clue.
Kei- I'll buy this place I am, expatriating.
Naru- (getting intimate) you as a land lord sounds, intoxicating.
Both- but it's only public relations, so whose screwing who?
Kei- no not that old kiosk, of yakking and waking,
Making folks happy, that's what I'll do.
Sun shine and sea air, palm trees martinis,
That's what I yern for like (points at random people)
You, you and you!
Keitaro and Naru arrive at the gull reef club; the place keitaro wants to buy. It's a rundown old hotel, but before they buy, they decide to see a lunch show.
(on stage)
Al- and now, ladies and gents, da gull reff club is proud to present,
The spirit of da island, and truly da best cook eva to grace us,
Sheila!
Shinobu- (walks out with a big pot)
Today me happy folks, I'm gonna make you all a big pot of Caliloo.
(begins cooking and singing at the same time)
Al, Kitsune, Su and Sarah- Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious
brew,
Try as you might to avoid the whodo,
Sooner or later we're all in da stew,
Shinobu- From here in my kitchen I watch da whole scene,
Life on dis islands a unique cuisine,
It simmers and bubbles and looks quiet routine,
Till somebody spill all da beans!
Al, Kitsune, Su and Sarah- Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious
brew,
Try as you might to avoid da hoodoo,
Sooner or later we're all in da stew.
Shinobu- night after night on dat terrace out dare,
Plays a mellow drama, could equal Shakespeare,
Da may tell themselves dat somehow day are not,
Best take it from me we're all in da same pot.
Al, Kitsune, Su and Sarah- Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious
brew,
Try as you might to avoid the whodo,
Sooner or later we're all in da stew,
(much dancing and ingredient adding goes here)
Al and Sarah- hey, hey shela,
Kitsune and Sarah- hey, hey shela,
All- hey, hey shela, what's in that caliloo?
Al, and sarah- Hey shela tell us,
Kitsune and Su- hey shela tell us,
All- Hey shela tell us, whats in that caliloo.
Shinobu- (Adds the items as she sings)
We got some crawfish,
Pig tail,
Squid ink and fish scale,
Okra and dasheen leaves,
Chit chat and chatter,
Fill up da platter,
With a garnish of pure make beleave!
Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious brew,
Though some may think that somehow they are not,
Make no mistake we're all in the same pot.
Shinobu- take it from me dis is no Camelot!
(the music ends and everyone is served a big bowl of caliloo, which, like
all shinobu meals, tastes great!)
A/N ok, many character have changed do to Kei's wish, like say, shinobu have a Jamaican accent, but it's only because of his wish, you will find
traces of in character actions later.
Read and review.
Keitaro is sitting on a plane with Naru sitting next to him, sleeping quietly.
Keitaro- where am I? (seeing Naru cuddling his arm) WHA!
Flight attendant- (walks up to him) Can I help you sir? (smiles an unnatural smile)
Keitaro- uh sure.coke please.
F/A- certainly (hands him a coke) if you need anything more just ask (walks away)
Keitaro- (takes a sip and then notices some writing on the napkin the nurse gave him.
Napkin- Meet me in the bathroom NOW! Sincerely, Al.
Kei- Al? what's he doing here, more importantly, what am I? doing here?
(kei goes into the bathroom and looks around.)
Kei- hello? AL?
Dizzy climbs out of the paper towel roll and hand kei a phone number on a peace of paper, with the words, ask for Gilbert.
Kei- uh thanks dizzy but I don't have a cell (dizzy jumps into a pocket of the pants kei's wearing and pulls out a cellphone)
Kei oh.ok. (keitaro dials and wonders if the plane will crash because of his portable electronic device.)
Ring Ring Ring
Voice- Hello this is the gull reef club, how may I help you?
Kei- um hi.is Gilbert there?
Voice- one moment sir
(two moments later)
Gilbert- hello?
Keitaro- hello this is keitaro urashima and.
Gilbert- KEITARO! This is Al.give the phone to dizzy.
Keitaro hands the phone to dizzy, who pushes a button and a small chibi Al hologram floats before kei.
Kei- wow, cool, where are we?
Al- your flying over the ocean, heading to a little island called kinja.
Keitaro- Kinja?
Al- yeah didn't you pay any attention to the opening song? It told you all about Kinja, anyway, and your not urashima any more, you are Keitaro Papermon.
Keitaro- WHA?
Al- you asked for a different life, so you are now a different person, you're a big shot from new York, and well.maybe a little song will help.
Al plays some music from the cell phone and suddenly Keitaro knows exactly what to say and sing.
Keitaro- (speaking) I was born on an island, the island of Manhattan, dreamt all my life of a career on the great white way, Producer Keitaro papermon, director Keitaro papermon, and I made it, sort of an off the wall way, I found my calling, listen.
Keitaro- (singing) Up every morning,
Out every evening,
Hustling for headlines that's what I do.
Table at Sardie's,
Grappling for gossip,
Working the press for a mention or two,
I never acted like some nervous rookie,
Right form the start I was, hot like a cookie,
I was a numero uno, what a début!
Public relations, public relations,
Booseing and shmooseing,
That's what I do,
New York's my location, and I'm a sensation,
Public relation, such hullabaloo!
But I went full throttle.
Never could slow down,
Then out of nowhere a mild heart attack,
Middle aged crises,
Faced the big questions,
Had to get off of this foolish fast track,
It all started out as an ad in the paper,
Now it's turned into a tropical caper,
But it's only public relations, and that's what I do.
Public relations, public relations,
Ego inflation, that's what I do.
Isn't it wonderful isn't it fabulous,
Public relation, such hullabaloo.
(The music fades and kei stops)
Kei- Wow, I have a theme song.
Al- so now you know all about your new life, your going south to try and take it easy, with your wife.
Kei- WIFE!?!
Al- oh yeah, check out the ring (he points)
Kei- Holy crap! Who did I marry?
Al- a women named Henny Narusegawa.
Keitaro- you.you mean Naru?
Al- yeah, in this world her name is henny; now get out there, the planes about to land.
Kei- ok, where should I meet you?
Al- just keep a hold of dizzy, I'll find you.
Kei- ok, whatever (puts dizzy in pocket)
Keitaro walks back out and sits next to Naru, who has a wedding ring as well.
Kei- Thank you god! (he whispers)
Naru- (waking up) hmm? Oh hi sweetie, are we there yet?
Keitaro- uh..yeah, we should be landing shortly.
Naru- pity, I wanted to see if we could try to have a little fun in one of those bathrooms.
Keitaro- Wha! (is surprised he doesn't nosebleed)
Naru- I know, seems a bit dangerous, but I hate always being the nervous wife, sex is the only thing I am brave with, but it's only because of you hon. (she cuddles with him and tears stream down his face)
Kei- (thinking) Alex if I find you I will buy you the biggest slurpie in Kinja.
(after landing and wandering a bit, Kei sees his calling, it just screams his name with a for sale sign in front of it.)
Naru- (singing) give this some thought kei, things can get sticky,
Here in the tropics wine turns to glue.
Kei- (looking out over the sea) I've never seen such, beautiful ocean.
Naru- holy sweet Jesus, he's got no clue.
Kei- I'll buy this place I am, expatriating.
Naru- (getting intimate) you as a land lord sounds, intoxicating.
Both- but it's only public relations, so whose screwing who?
Kei- no not that old kiosk, of yakking and waking,
Making folks happy, that's what I'll do.
Sun shine and sea air, palm trees martinis,
That's what I yern for like (points at random people)
You, you and you!
Keitaro and Naru arrive at the gull reef club; the place keitaro wants to buy. It's a rundown old hotel, but before they buy, they decide to see a lunch show.
(on stage)
Al- and now, ladies and gents, da gull reff club is proud to present,
The spirit of da island, and truly da best cook eva to grace us,
Sheila!
Shinobu- (walks out with a big pot)
Today me happy folks, I'm gonna make you all a big pot of Caliloo.
(begins cooking and singing at the same time)
Al, Kitsune, Su and Sarah- Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious
brew,
Try as you might to avoid the whodo,
Sooner or later we're all in da stew,
Shinobu- From here in my kitchen I watch da whole scene,
Life on dis islands a unique cuisine,
It simmers and bubbles and looks quiet routine,
Till somebody spill all da beans!
Al, Kitsune, Su and Sarah- Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious
brew,
Try as you might to avoid da hoodoo,
Sooner or later we're all in da stew.
Shinobu- night after night on dat terrace out dare,
Plays a mellow drama, could equal Shakespeare,
Da may tell themselves dat somehow day are not,
Best take it from me we're all in da same pot.
Al, Kitsune, Su and Sarah- Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious
brew,
Try as you might to avoid the whodo,
Sooner or later we're all in da stew,
(much dancing and ingredient adding goes here)
Al and Sarah- hey, hey shela,
Kitsune and Sarah- hey, hey shela,
All- hey, hey shela, what's in that caliloo?
Al, and sarah- Hey shela tell us,
Kitsune and Su- hey shela tell us,
All- Hey shela tell us, whats in that caliloo.
Shinobu- (Adds the items as she sings)
We got some crawfish,
Pig tail,
Squid ink and fish scale,
Okra and dasheen leaves,
Chit chat and chatter,
Fill up da platter,
With a garnish of pure make beleave!
Calliloo, strange calliloo, mysterious curious brew,
Though some may think that somehow they are not,
Make no mistake we're all in the same pot.
Shinobu- take it from me dis is no Camelot!
(the music ends and everyone is served a big bowl of caliloo, which, like
all shinobu meals, tastes great!)
A/N ok, many character have changed do to Kei's wish, like say, shinobu have a Jamaican accent, but it's only because of his wish, you will find
traces of in character actions later.
Read and review.
