"Resident Evil Zero: Weird Dreams"
Chapter 1
The Survivor
Billy and Rebecca slowly walked through the dark living room looking for the key to open the two red fire emblem doors on the lower floors. They were currently on the third floor and carried their 9mm pistols. The duo were walking by the fireplace when something all of the sudden jumped out at them! Billy and Rebecca let out a startled yelp as they turned their guns on the creature.
"Don't shoot!" they heard a little voice say. Rebecca turned on her flashlight and pointed it at the black figure that they almost shot. There sitting in front of them was a little Asian girl that looked about seven or eight years old. She was barefoot and wore a black kimono. The girl looked up at them and a cheerful smile spread across her face. "Hi Billy! Hi Rebecca! How are you guys?" Billy gave the girl a confused look as Rebecca knelt down to the girl and started checking the girl for any injuries.
"She seems perfectly fine," Rebecca reported to Billy who was still pointing his gun down at the girl. "Billy, put the gun down already!" Billy put his pistol in his hip pocket.
"How do you know our names?" Billy asked.
"I dunno, but I love you guys! You two are the coolest people ever!"
"How did you get here?" Rebecca asked the girl with concern, "You are the first survivor that we've met so far. You must be a very brave kid! How did you survive through all of this?"
"And why the hell are you so happy?" Billy questioned clearly getting annoyed.
"Billy!" Rebecca scolded at Billy's rudeness, "Don't be so mean! This girl I'm sure has already been through a lot and the last thing she needs is you acting like a total jerk to her!" Billy crossed his arms on his muscular chest and turned away from the two in a huff. The girl didn't seemed at all distressed or upset about Billy's impatience and stood up in front of Billy, looking up at him still wearing a big smile. She only came up to Billy's waist.
She stood there quietly staring at Billy for about thirty seconds until Billy looked down at her and broke the silence, "What are you looking at shorty?"
"Billy!" Rebecca scolded again standing up in the girl's defense.
"Can I come with you guys please please please?" The young girl asked jumping up and down with excitement.
"Of course, yes! We have to get you out of here!" Rebecca exclaimed as she took the girl's hand and walked towards the door next to the fireplace. Rebecca opened the door and gently pushed the girl inside to the next room. She was about to walk in herself when she glanced back and saw Billy still standing in the middle of the room with his arms crossed. "Billy! Come on!" Billy only looked at her. "Get over here!" Billy slowly walked over to her.
"I swear! If that kid gets attacked by anything I am not going to help her!"
"What's your problem?"
"That girl!"
"What's so bad about her?"
"She reminds me of Ralph Wiggum from 'The Simpsons'!" Rebecca couldn't help but laugh a little bit at the remark. "I'm serious! She does! I've only known her for about two minutes and I already want to shoot her!" Billy pulled out his pistol.
"Just have patience and try to cope with it okay?" Rebecca pushed him through the door as she pulled out her gun. She walked through the door after him and closed the door behind her.
Rebecca and Billy walked up the steps to a room with a huge water tank and a hole in the wall of a bathroom on the top floor of the training facility. They both had overly annoyed expressions on their faces and behind them came the irritating babbling of the little girl telling a story, "And then the doctor said that I wouldn't smell so bad if I didn't keep peeing in my pants when I went to the bathroom!" Billy and Rebecca let out disgusted groans as they got a visual.
"Yeah. Fine. That's great, kid," Billy remarked, "No more stories for now, okay?"
"Okay!" The child responded as they reached the top of the stairs, "Then we'll play a game instead!"
"NO!" Rebecca and Billy shot back quickly.
"Ya know, you guys are right," The girl agreed, "I'm not ready to play a game on an empty stomach. I need to eat something first. Give me some food!"
"We don't have any food." Rebecca said trying her hardest to keep her rage from exploding.
"BUT I'M HUNGRY!!!" The girl whined with tears forming around her eyes. She sat down on the floor and started crying. She all of the sudden stopped and groaned, "Uh-oh. I think I wet myself again." Billy and Rebecca growled in frustration.
"LOOK!" Billy barked, "Uh. Why don't you go over to that bathroom over there and clean yourself up and we'll wait here for you, okay." Billy finished trying to stay as calm and cool as possible.
"Okay!" The little girl chirped as she ran to the other said of the room to the crappy bathroom.
"If that kid complains about the bathroom, I'll break her neck." Billy commented. Rebecca chuckled a little bit.
"I hear ya! I'm sorry that I got mad at you and everything when you got annoyed with her before."
"No harm done. I understand." They all of the sudden heard a loud screeching from the ceiling. They looked up and saw one hundred bats come flying down towards them! They quickly pulled their pistols out and began shooting the bats as fast as they could. Exactly three minutes later, all of the bats were dead and the little girl came out of the bathroom clapping excitedly.
"YAY!!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! YOU BEAT ALL OF THEM BEFORE THE TIME RAN OUT!"
"What?" Rebecca asked confused.
"Was that the game that you wanted to play?" Billy asked.
"Yes! And you guys did great!" The girl replied. Billy and Rebecca exchanged glances, looked down and saw that the girl was carrying a white door with the frame still attached to it and a large square cardboard box.
"What the hell are you up to now?" Rebecca exclaimed. The girl calmly and quietly set the cardboard box on the ground and set the door vertically on top of it, but it fell over almost mashing Billy's toes. The girl tried two or three more times until the door finally stood up by itself. The girl was on one side and Billy and Rebecca were on the other.
"Knock on the door Billy!" The girl said with enthusiasm. Billy looked over at Rebecca who just shrugged his shoulders back at him.
"Um. Okay." Billy answered. He slowly walked up to the door and gently knocked on it.
The girl opened it with a blank look on her face. When she looked up at Billy, she broke into a smile and jumped through the door at Billy yelling excitedly, "DADDY!" She hugged Billy around the waist and repeatedly said, "Daddy daddy daddy daddy daddy!" This scared the crap out of Billy!
"AAAAAAAA!!! I'M NOT YOUR DADDY, DUMBASS! GET OFF OF ME! LET GO OF ME YOU LITTLE BRAT! REBECCA, HELP!!!!" Billy's cries went on for about a minute as Rebecca just watched and chuckled. Billy finally managed to kick the girl off. She sat up as Billy pulled an oozy out of his back pocket and started loading it as he said, "Rebecca and me gotta go now kid," Billy turned to Rebecca, "Okay. You know the drill. I cover you and you cover me."
"Right." Rebecca and Billy glanced back at where the girl was sitting and she wasn't there. They quickly glanced around and the girl was nowhere to be seen. It was she just disappeared. Billy and Rebecca looked up at the ceiling and screamed, "Thank you, God!"
Just seconds later they heard something moving in the water. Suddenly, a gigantic pink flounder jumped out of the water and attacked Billy! It hit him across the room where he was caught by a giant centipede! "Rebecca, help!" Billy screamed.
"Hang on Billy!" Rebecca yelled back. She then ran into the bathroom behind her. Leeches covered the rocky, run-down walls. Rebecca searched frantically for something to kill the centipede with. She found two small barrels that were 4 times as big as a grenade next to the sink. They had big red initials on them: DK. She grabbed them and ran outside to the centipede. She threw them at the centipede's face. After the two small explosions, the centipede let go and died as Billy fell to the ground.
Rebecca then, for no reason at all, dove into the water and started doing laps. Also, for no reason at all, Rebecca's hair was longer than it was ten seconds before. Now her hair is an inch or two past her shoulders. After she stopped swimming laps, she started treading water and said to the wall, "Remember kids: after you go to college, go to a university."
"That sounded really smart Rebecca." Billy said sarcastically.
"Shut up Billy!" Rebecca said playfully. Then Billy started singing.
"The best thing about UCSD is that you can take your relationships with you." Billy sang in an exceptionally good voice as he kneeled down by the edge of the water.
"Why do you say such things?" Rebecca sang back with a voice like Pocahontas.
"Because I love you." Billy sang back. Rebecca then got out of the water as they both sang. After she got out, they ran outside into the forest prancing around and singing like a couple of weirdos from a Disney movie. After about five minutes, they stopped in the middle of a dark, green, grassy plain. Billy was sitting cross-legged in the grass and Rebecca had her head rested in his lap while looking up at the stars. Billy was looking down at her and gently tugging on her hair along as he sang the circus song. Rebecca closed her eyes and as smile spread across her face.
