Sorry if this was a long wait. I just started school on the 25th of August and they really like to pile the homework on us sophomores fast! (I also got lazy and didn't feel like writing for a while!) Hope you enjoy the last of the dreams. It isn't really as funny as the others and it has a little romance instead of action. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN BLAME MY DREAM FOR NOT BEING AS ENTERTAINING! Enjoy!
Chapter 3
The Visitor
Rebecca Chambers calmly walked down the white painted hallways. Everyone around her was dressed in white. All of the doctors greeted her cheerfully and she always answered with a "Hello!" and a bright smile. She seemed like the oddball of the facility since she was the only one that wasn't covered in white. She was dressed in her S.T.A.R.S. uniform.
As she kept walking down the hallway, all she could think of was what happened the year before: her fight with Umbrella. She was one of the only survivors of the infamous mansion incident. She, Chris, Brad, Jill, and Barry were the only surviving S.T.A.R.S. members. However, there was another survivor besides Rebecca and her co-workers: Billy Coen. Billy was an escaped convict on death row. Rebecca was the only person who believed him when he said that he was innocent. Billy and Rebecca teamed up and fought the horrors of Umbrella together. Eventually Billy was beheaded by the Tyrant, but somehow managed to survive. After that Billy and Rebecca got separated from each other for almost twenty-four hours when Billy was launched onto a freeway by a rabid elevator. Billy ended up finding his lost head in a gutter on his way to the Arklay laboratory. When he reached the lab, he found Rebecca who sewed his head back on for him. After they were able to escape from the lab, Billy returned to his Military Base. For whatever reason, the judges changed their decision of giving Billy the death penalty and decided to send him back to the mental hospital. Rebecca was now walking through the hallways of the institute he was staying at. "I finally get to see him again!" Rebecca thought as she smiled.
She turned a corner and came to room 102. She knocked on the white door and waited. As the doorknob started turning, Rebecca suddenly transformed into Homer Simpson! Billy opened the door wearing the purple tank top and jeans that he fought in when he was in the mansion with Rebecca. Billy eyes lit up when he saw his old friend. "Homer?!"
"Heya Billy!"
"Oh my god!" Billy cried out as he hugged Homer/Rebecca, "It's great to see you! How are you?"
"I'm just great! I've missed you too, buddy!" Homer/Rebecca said returning the hug including a pat on the back.
"Come on in!" Billy nudged Homer/Rebecca inside and closed the door behind him.
"Wow, Billy!" Homer/Rebecca exclaimed when he saw the room, "This place is great!" Billy's room was more like a really nice apartment than a cell holding all the other psychos. He had a bar, kitchen, window to the outside, TV, couch, lazy-boy recliner, coffee table, a bathroom, and bedroom with a chin-up bar above the doorframe.
"No kidding!" Billy replied, "My room wasn't like this last time I was here. Want a Duff?"
"Sure!" Homer/Rebecca answered quickly. Billy tossed Homer/Rebecca a beer and grabbed one for himself out of the refrigerator. Billy sat down at the bar next to Homer/Rebecca.
"Hi, Billy!" A bundle of voices called. Billy and Homer/Rebecca turned around and saw about a dozen toddlers crawling through Billy's tenth floor window! All of the children were wearing sleepers. The girls wore pink and the boys wore light blue.
"Kids!" Billy said with open arms. Two of the toddlers hugged Billy's leg and another hopped into Billy's lap. He gave the kid a hug and started to bounce him on his knee. He child smiled and laughed as Billy bounced him. All the other kids started playing with each other on Billy's living room floor.
"YOU?! KIDS?!" Homer/Rebecca asked in surprise, "SINCE WHEN DID YOU LIKE KIDS?!"
"Since I got here! These kids can be great therapy! Isn't that right, Jeremy?"
"Darn tootin'!" The kid on Billy's knee answered while playing with Billy's shirt. Billy chuckled a little.
"Isn't he cute?"
"Yeah. He reminds me of Bart when he was little." Homer scratched Jeremy's head a little, "Except at that age, Bart flushed my wallet and keys down the toilet and I had to fish them out of the sewer!" Homer shook his fist at the ground and grumbled, "Stupid kids."
"Not these kids. They're the best!"
"Whose kids are these anyways?"
"Some girls in room 202. They're great!"
Homer looked at Billy weird. "Are you their dad?"
"Don't give me that look! Oh course I'm not! You know I'm not like that!"
"I thought so. I'm just making sure!"
"Yeah, I know. You always want to check up on me. That's why you're one of my best buddies!" Billy hugged Homer/Rebecca with one arm.
"Heh heh. Yeah. This place has really changed you for the better Billy! You used to be a total jerk and now you're like the nicest guy on the planet!"
"Thanks, Homer. But I can still be a total jerk if I want to."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Watch," Billy all of the sudden shoved Jeremy off of him and kicked off the two kids that were hugging his leg, "GET OUTTA HERE, YOU STINKY BUTT-MONKEYS!!! ALL OF YOU! OUT!"
"You're mean!" the kids said simultaneously with grumpy, but adorable looks on their faces, "We don't like you anymore!" The kids filed out of the room and out the window where the crawled across to the room next door. Billy ran to the window and looked off to the left.
"I was just kidding! Sorry!" Billy called after them.
"That's okay, Billy!" Jeremy called back, "We still love you!"
"I love you too, Jeremy! Bye!"
"Good night!"
"Hey, Emily!" Billy called again.
"Yeah?" a small voice answered.
"Tell your mom that the purple monkeys flew back to Never Neverland!"
"Okay!" the girl giggled, "Bye, Billy!"
"See you tomorrow!" Billy walked back to Homer/Rebecca. Homer/Rebecca started laughing. "What's so funny?"
"YOU!"
"What?"
"You say that you can be a jerk if you want and you couldn't even go thirty seconds without apologizing!" Billy laughed.
"It's kind of hard to be a jerk when you aren't one anymore."
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Homer/Rebecca sipped his/her beer, "Do you ever want kids?"
"I don't know," Billy sipped his beer, "If mine would be as cool as those kids, then definitely! Speaking of which, how's the family?"
"They're okay, I guess."
"You guess? Is anything wrong?"
"Kind of." Homer/Rebecca took sip of beer.
"Like what?"
"Lisa's fine. Marge's fine. The boy is doing his usual trouble-causing, school-failing thing. The other kid's fine."
"It doesn't seem that bad. Are you disappointed with Bart? Is that what's troubling you?"
"No! Well….yeah….kind of, but he's always been like that and it's never really bothered me that much. It's not like I did any better either at his age. I still love the kid. I think that it's Marge's witch sisters that have been getting on my nerves. Them and Flanders."
"Those old hags again?! Jeez! You never get a break from them do you?" Billy took a sip of beer.
"Nope. But I feel a little better now since last night me and the boy attacked Flanders with a bunch of Maggie's heavily loaded diapers, if you know what I mean!" Billy burst out laughing, causing him to spit out the beer. This just made Billy laugh harder. Homer/Rebecca started cracking up too and patted Billy on the back as he coughed and laughed at the same time.
"OW! DANG THAT STINGS!"
"What?"
"Some of the beer went out my nose and it's all bubbly!" Homer/Rebecca laughed so hard that he/she fell out of his/her chair and started rolling on the floor laughing. They went totally nuts. Everything that happened over the next five minutes seemed like the most hilarious thing in the world to them. They laughed at everything. Eventually, they ended up spilling their beers all over the counter top. They finally stopped laughing after their faces turned beet-red with a few tears and their sides were aching. Homer/Rebecca slowly stood up still chuckling a little as Billy got some paper towels to clean up the mess.
"So, have you heard from Rebecca lately?" Billy stopped and let out a long sigh. He gently rubbed the faint scar that wrapped around his neck.
"No," Billy put the paper towels over the spilt beer as Homer/Rebecca tossed the empty beer bottles in the recycle bin, "Not since the courts decided to put me back in here."
"How long has it been?"
"A whole year and I haven't even gotten a phone call from her. And of course I couldn't call her because I don't know her number."
"I bet you the reason why she hasn't even called you is because when you first came in here, the doctors wouldn't let you have contact with anyone until you were a little more 'sane'."
"That makes sense. They probably wouldn't have even let me call her."
"Then why do you have a phone in here?"
"For free room service!" Billy and Homer/Rebecca laughed again.
"It took forever until the doctors would even let me come here! They finally called me yesterday and told me that you were allowed to have visitors."
"Wonder if Rebecca got that call too."
"You really miss her don't you?"
"Like you wouldn't believe!" Billy threw the beer-soaked paper towels into the trash can behind him and put a wet sponge to the sticky counter-top and started wiping it down.
"Oh man."
"What?" Homer/Rebecca started dancing around.
"Where's the bathroom?" Billy pointed behind him.
"Behind the bar, next to the kitchen." Homer/Rebecca ran as fast as he/she could to the bathroom. A few seconds Billy heard the door slam shut, a zip, and a long sigh of relief. Billy just shook his head and chuckled to himself.
He suddenly heard a knock on the door. He tossed the dirty sponge into the kitchen sink and walked up to the door. He opened it and was utterly confused at what he saw. "HOMER?!"
"Greetings, friend!" Homer walked in and hugged Billy. Billy hugged him back a little and closed the door behind him.
"Uh, hi Homer! Heh heh…..um….didn't you just go into my bathroom like two seconds ago?"
"Huh? No, but this is ONE HELL OF A PLACE YOU GOT HERE! I never thought that insane asylums could be so nice!"
"Are you sure that you're weren't already here?"
"Of course I am!"
"But isn't that you in the bathroom?"
"Oh I'm a-sittin' on the toilet all the live-long day!" Homer/Rebecca sang from the bathroom. A look of shock came across Homer's face. Billy and Homer looked at each other.
"DEAR LORD! I'VE BECOME A SCHITZOPHRENIC!" They both cried. Homer/Rebecca walked out of the bathroom and bumped into Homer.
"Oh! Hiya Homer!" Homer/Rebecca greeted. Homer screamed like a little girl, ran and hid behind the sofa.
"SAVE ME JEBUS!" Homer whimpered.
"Oops." Homer/Rebecca mumbled.
"SWEET TURKEY SANDWICHES! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!" Billy cried out looking back and forth at Homer and Homer/Rebecca.
"Oh…heh heh….yeah," Homer/Rebecca said nervously, "The thing about that is-" Homer/Rebecca changed back into Rebecca. "It's me." Rebecca smiled nervously.
"HOLY BEEF STICKS!" Billy exclaimed. Rebecca laughed.
"Oh! It's just you," Homer stood up, "DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE A MUTANT!"
"M-M-MUTANT?! Billy stuttered.
"I tried calling to tell you, but the doctors wouldn't let me talk to you."
"You're a mutant?" Billy was still kind of freaked out.
"Mutation happens during heightened emotional stress and that whole thing at the mansion just triggered it!" Rebecca explained, "While you were gone, I suddenly turned myself into a Hunter for protection."
"You're like Mystique without the blue skin then, right?" Homer asked. Rebecca laughed a little.
"That's one way of putting it!" Rebecca replied. She turned back to Billy, "I was a little afraid to tell anyone at first. That's why I didn't say anything when we met up again."
"I see," Billy said approaching Rebecca, "THAT IS SO COOL!!"
"Oh yeah! I'm also telepathic. That's why I knew everything going on with Homer over there."
"ALSO AWESOME!" Billy replied.
"YOU CAN READ MY MIND?!" Homer asked, shocked. An evil look came across Rebecca's face.
"I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!" Everyone started laughing. After the laughter settled down, Rebecca noticed that Billy was staring at her. She faced him.
"What?" Rebecca asked.
"Nothing," Billy answered while stroking her face, "I just really missed you." Rebecca hugged Billy around the neck.
"I know. I missed you too." Billy Rebecca hugged her around the waist and kissed her on the neck.
"Awwww," Homer commented, "The perfect Kodak moment! It makes me thirsty. I need a beer." Rebecca started cracking up.
"BEER!" she cried out and kept laughing into Billy's muscular chest. Billy looked at her weird until he finally got the joke. Billy started laughing at the memory of the beer coming out his nose and the mess that they made with it only minutes before. Rebecca laughed so hard that she fell on the floor. The loud thud would've made anyone think that it hurt, but it just made Rebecca laugh more. Billy started giggling like a girl. Homer chuckled a little.
"What?" Homer asked confused while pulling a beer out of the refrigerator, "What's so funny?" Billy calmed down just enough to talk a little.
"It happened just before you came here! Tell him what happened, Rebecca." After about thirty seconds of continuous laughing, Rebecca was able to slowly calm herself down. Homer sat down in Billy's lazy-boy recliner next to the TV with his open beer, ready to listen.
"Okay," she said. For the next half hour Rebecca told the whole story of the visit so far and kept cracking up at parts so much that Billy sometimes had to pick up the story where she left off. When the story was over, everyone was so red and tired from laughter that they all had to take a rest for about fifteen minutes. By that time everyone was asleep.
Billy eventually awoke and found himself sitting up against the coffee table. He looked over at Homer and found that he was still sitting in his chair by the TV with an empty beer bottle resting on his stomach. Homer was asleep and drooling. His watch beeped a little signaling that it was midnight. Billy turned to Rebecca who was peacefully asleep on the floor. Billy smiled and watched her for a few minutes. Then he quietly stood up and walked over to Rebecca. He bent down and gently picked her up. He carried her over to the sofa and sat down. She ended up sitting on his lap with her head rested next to his shoulder. Billy ran his fingers through her hair as he stared at her for God knows how long. He held her close and gently pecked her on the lips. "I love you." He whispered. He kissed her on the forehead and started to close his eyes when he heard Rebecca's voice inside his head say, "I love you too." Billy chuckled a little and fell asleep.
THE END! Awwwwww….isn't that a sweet ending? Billy's in love with Rebecca the telepathic and shape changing mutant. Awwwww…..Sorry again if you guys didn't like it or whatever. My favorite I think is still "The Headless Fighter". Well, I guess this is it! *sniff* This is the end of "Resident Evil Zero: Weird Dreams" until I have another stupidly funny dream. Don't count on that being any time soon though! I'll change the summary to let you know when and if I get another chapter up! PLEASE REVIEW! I LOVE YOU ALL! BYE!
AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!!!!
