SCENE 2
(Setting is now an old-looking village. Colorful houses are scattered about, and many people in funky-looking clothing are milling around. DOGGETT and MONICA appear in a flash of light. No one notices.)
DOGGETT. What the?
MONICA. Where are we?
(DOGGETT turns to a sign that has the words 'KararikoVillage' written in black lettering.)
DOGGETT. Karariko?
MONICA. Oh, Karariko.
DOGGET. Do you have any idea what that means?
MONICA. (Indignently) Maybe.
DOGGETT. Uh-huh
(Two twins, one in a blue shirt, one in a red, are standing nearby. You know the twins?)
TWIN 1. Who do they think they are, dressed like that?
TWIN 2. Oh ho ho.
MONICA. I think he called me a
DOGGETT. Good for him. (Yells out) Congratulations!
(TWIN 1 and TWIN 2 give DOGGETT weird looks)
TWIN 1. No wonder they're dressed like that.
TWIN 2. Oh ho ho.
MONICA. He's doing it again!
DOGGETT. (Rolls eyes) I noticed.
MONICA. Make him stop!
DOGGETT. I don't think you understand what he's saying
MONICA. (Sobbing) Yes I Do
DOGGETT. (Glares) Shut up. Let's change clothes before anyone else sees us.
MONICA. (Eagerly) Okay, sure!
DOGGETT. All right, you go find somewhere to change, and we'll meet back here.
MONICA. Can't I go with you?
DOGGETT. (Walks away, shaking his head) No!
MONICA. Damn
(Monica walks around, trying to find a place to change. Finally, she spots the windmill on the hill, and dashes in, slamming the door behind her. Without checking, she begins to change, without noticing a strange man in a shorts and a shirt with an instrument watching. His name is GURU-GURU.)
MONICA. (Having finished changing. She is dressed in a ranch-type purple dress, al la Malon or Romani or Cremia etc. She drops her other clothes onto the floor) All right
GURU-GURU. Hey there, beautiful!
MONICA. (Looks angry at first, then smiles) Hello. Care to get a drink?
GURU-GURU. Uhhhhhhh
MONICA. (Looks ticked) Well, fine, then. (Stomps out, leaving GURU-GURU.)
GURU-GURU. (Confused) What? What did I do?
(Meanwhile, DOGGETT had entered an old, creepy-looking house filled with spider webs. After looking around for a moment and seeing nothing, he changes. His clothing now includes black pants, a white shirt, and a green vest, al la the man in the potion shop.)
DOGGETT. (Looks at the clothes) Ehhhhh (Tosses the suit in a box) This don't feel right
(DOGGETT backs up, and a spider that has humanish eyes pops down form the ceiling)
DOGGETT. (Freaked out) What in the?
SPIDER. Yearggggggggggggghhhhhh! I'm cursed!
DOGGETT. Ehhh (Eyes widening) Get away!
SPIDER. Yeargggggggggggggggggghhhhh, I'm cursed!
DOGGETT. You said that!
(DOGGETT backs up, running into another SPIDER)
SPIDER 2. Yearggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm cursed!
DOGGETT. You too
(More SPIDERS continue to drop down)
SPIDER 3. Yearggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm cursed!
SPIDER 4. Yearggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh! I'm cursed!
DOGGETT. (Looking around confused) Get me outta here!
(DOGGETT runs out and finds MONICA waiting where they split)
MONICA. Don't you just love this?
DOGGETT. Actually no. Not at all.
MONICA. (Whining) Why not?
DOGGETT. (Automatically) Yearggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm cursed!
MONICA. (Shrieks) Ahhhhhhhhhh! You're possessed!
DOGGETT. (Shakes head) No, I'm cursed.
MONICA. (Backs away) Stay away from me!
DOGGETT. (Grins broadly) No problem.
(End Scene 2)
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So that's sceen two... Many, many thansk to the peoples who were benevolent and reviewed...
anthiboy - Yah, when I started this I was afraid of Monica... Oh wait, I still am. O_o Oh well...
Juliet - Chipper 'tis a cool word. :) *will probably use it for the rest of the day, now* Yay!
MysticSorceror - Glad ya like. Yay, sure I'll add ya too my list... Will do so as soon as I get get it up. Right now my comp's being a bit evil... *smacks the computer* Just FYI, my MSN address, and the e-mail I use, is maladroit_hybrid@hotmail.com. Hope to get it working... Bad computer, bad.
Thank again!
