A/N- Hey hope you liked the first chapter. Sorry about all the mess ups. Fanfic isn't uploading it the same. Um.well.review and stuff.

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Cheesy Pick-up Lines and Funny Times-

After her mom checks to make sure she is ok, she leaves the room.

Hermione sits up and stares off into space remembering her dream. Malfoy,

marshmallows, and retarded elves? Is it a sign? Are the elves coming to invade earth?!!!

She looks straight ahead and her eyes popped out of her head. (A/ N I rhymed, wow, I

didn't know I was that smart! Cool!) MALFOY?!! Malfoy had tried to kiss her and

would have succeeded if she hadn't woken up. Don't think about it, it was just a dream.

She looked at her alarm clock, "Bloody Hell! I only have 45 minutes to get ready!" What

a great way to start the year. Suddenly an angel and devil pop on her shoulders. The angel

dressed in a white satin, skin-tight, dress, with a golden halo above its head, with a harp

softly playing a song and the devil dressed in a red, skin-tight, satin dress with 7 inch

heels and horns and a tail. *Angel* "Hermione what's wrong with you? You are usually

early to the train station." *Devil*"You were thinking of hottie Draco weren't you?" said

the devil swinging its tail in its hands. "No I wasn't?!!! I just over slept. That's all,"

replied Hermione. Hermione waved her hands and the figures disappeared. She got into

the shower and sighed. "Maybe I was thinking of him.NO No I wasn't" She hurried out

of the shower and put her make-up on. Over the summer, she had gone to Paris. While

she was there, her mom went crazy and bought her a ton of make-up, designer clothes,

got her hair dyed blonde with white highlights, and permanently straightened her hair.

She was totally different. Even Harry and Ron wouldn't recognize her. And maybe

Malfoy wouldn't recognize her and he wouldn't bother her for the year. She walks into

her closet and looks around. She finally decided on a baby blue tube top, a white mini

skirt and white knee high boots. Then she walks into the bath room again and flares her

layered hair out. Finally she makes her last look over of herself and approves. "Hermione

we need to go!" Her mother screams impatiently. "Ok! I'm coming!" She piles her

luggage into the trunk of the car and hops in. On the way to the station, Hermione

cranked up the volume while listening to "Girls & Boys" by Good Charlotte. When she

arrives her mom drops her off and waves her mom good bye. She runs through the wall at

platform 9 ¾ to the Hogwarts Express. At her entrance boys flocked to her asking for her

number and giving her corny pick-up lines. " Hey baby! Give me yo number" said some

insignificant 4th year. She was in her 7th year so she was about to throw- up. "I lost my

teddy bear, can I use you instead." Man what's with the corny pick-up lines? Thought

Hermione. She finally escaped the mob and got into a compartment. George and Fred

walk in and saw her. She was about to say hi before they came and sat down on either

side of her. "Did it hurt?" asked Fred not looking at her face. "What" said Hermione

crossing her arms. "When you fell from heaven baby" replied George. Hermione was

now officially creeped-out. Finally she storms away and finds Harry and Ron in a

compartment. "Harry, I've heard about her. She is a foreign exchange student, she's so

hot!" said Ron. "Bloody Hell, look she's coming to sit by us! Ron do something!" " Uhhh

you've been running though my head all day." said Ron panicking. "Idiot! You're

supposed to say sit down first" "BLOODY HELL crappit!" exclaimed Ron. Hermione

came and sat down beside Harry and covered her head in laughter. "That's. sooo.

funny," said Hermione, "You guys are bloody stupid! It's me!!" "Hermione?" said Harry

and Ron in unison. "YES!" "stupid.stupid.stupid."said Harry banging his head on

the wall. Ron's ears were as red as a fat guy without sunscreen at the beach. All the

sudden George and Fred run in saying "There you are my beautiful poppit!" Oh god!

Here is goes again! Thought Hermione. "Dang Harry what's the matter with your bloody

head? I mean seriously bloody!" Hermione looked up from her laughter to see Harry

sprawled out on the ground bleeding to death, wanting to die because he was so

embarrassed. Hermione quickly did a spell to stop the bleeding and looked back at Fred

and George, making sure to cross her arms. "Darn," whispered George under his breath.

While Fred was in a conversation with Ron. "Man, Ron how did you get her into your

compartment?" "Fr.fr..ed..it..s..Her..mion..e" stuttered Ron pointing at Hermione.

"WHAT?!! You gotta be kidding me!" "No, I'm not," replied Ron. Fred and George stare

at Hermione then Ron then Hermione then Ron then they run off. Suddenly Fred sticks

his head back into the compartment and says "Hermione lets pretend this never happened.

OK?" with a thumbs up sign. "Ok, Wow that was weird. Do I really look that different?"

"Well yea you do," said Harry nudging Ron who was still drooling and lets just say not

looking at her face. Ron snaps back to reality and sucks up his drool. They start talking

about their summers and for once Harry and Ron actually listened to Hermione. About

two hours later who was to interrupt other than..dun dun dun! Draco Malfoy! "Well

looky here its Weasel and St. Pothead. Where is mudblood Granger? And hello I don't

think we've met," taking her hand and kissing it. Hermione was trying her best not to

crack up and winked at Harry and Ron. Ron would have lunged at Malfoy if it wasn't for

Harry holding him back. "Well aren't you in the wrong compartment?" said Draco.

"Actually I think I am, where's yours?" she said winking at Harry and Ron to make sure

that they understood. Harry was trying not to smile knowing what Malfoy was in for. Ron

being who he is still didn't get it and was still trying to murder Malfoy. She stood up with

Malfoy and walked to his compartment. Malfoy sits down beside her and starts being

perverted. Pig, pig, pig, pig, pig! Thought Hermione, but he is soo fine. She looks him

over and sees that he has grown over the summer. He was now 6'5" with abs to die for

and wasn't as pale as usual. Actually he was quite tan and didn't slick back his hair but

let is fall freely on his face. Bad Hermione! Bad thoughts, Bad thoughts! said Hermione

mentally slapping herself. Suddenly Malfoy fires a really cheesy pick-up line by saying,

"Why don't you come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

Hermione sighs to herself, What's with the corny pick-up lines? They don't work.

Malfoy leaned into kiss her. So did she, but right before they met she swerved away

saying, " Are you really that stupid? You don't even know my name." " Fine what's your

name" said Malfoy sounding impatient. "Are you sure you wanna know?" said Hermione

teasing him. "Yes, I want to know. Now what is it?" Malfoy said getting extremely

impatient wanting to make-out with her. "Well you might have heard this before,

but.Hermione Granger." said Hermione practically crawling back to the compartment

laughing. "How did it go," said Harry once she got back. "Malfoy is such a perve. He

tried to kiss me! And we only talked for 10 minutes! It was fun right before I left I told

him my real name and now he is most likely dead because I destroyed his ego," replied

Hermione extremely satisfied with herself. "Not only is he the Amazing Bouncing Ferret,

but he's also the Gullible Slim Ball!!" said Ron finally catching on. They carried on

laughing until they got to Hogwarts.

A/N- So how was it? I know it wasn't as funny as the last chapter, but it will get funnier. Surprises to come. And what's this? Draco in leather pants? j/k He won't be wearing any leather pants any time soon. The Pink Blob returns! I can't wait till they get stuck in a mansion. Well review!
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