SCENE 3
(Open on DOGGETT and MONICA standing by the CHICKEN GIRL)
DOGGETT. So do you have any idea where we're supposed to find the agents?
MONICA. (points to CHICKEN GIRL) Why don't we ask her?
DOGGETT. (shrugs) Why not. (Turns towards the CHICKEN GIRL) Have you seen a man and a woman around here?
CHICKEN GIRL. No.
DOGGETT. Don't start shittin' me
CHICKEN GIRL. Did you mean human?
DOGGETT. What else WOULD I be talking about?
CHICKEN GIRL. (nervous) We just don't have humans and
MONICA. Let me handle this.
DOGGETT. (nods tiredly) Sure. Why not?
MONICA. (shoves past DOGGETT, grinning as she does so) Hello. How are the chickens?
CHICKEN GIRL. (nods to the chickens in the fenced-in area with a shudder) Disgusting.
MONICA. Oh, I agree. I don't know how anyone can stand to touch them.
CHICKEN GIRL. You too? (happily) I thought I was the only one.
MONCIA. Oh no, don't feel that way, girl!
CHICKEN GIRL. I never knew.
MONICA. Yeah, now you do.
DOGGETT. (groaning) Can you ask her the frickin' question?
MONICA. We're getting there
(The talking continues for another hour or so. Eventually, MONICA motions to the village with a sweep of her arm)
MONICA. Have you see two people? Their names are Dana Scully and Fox Mulder.
CHICKEN GIRL. The names don't really ring any bells.
MONICA. Hmmmm (considers for a moment) Scully has red hair. Mulder has a big nose
CHICKEN GIRL. Oh, the man with the big nose!
MONICA. (excited) Yeah, yeah! Hey, John, she (turns to find DOGGETT asleep against a tree) Hey! JOHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
DOGGETT. (jumps up sleepily) Don't (his voice clears up slightly) Don't call me John.
MONICA. Whatever. She says she saw Mulder and Scully.
DOGGETT. (immediately interested) Where?
CHICKEN GIRL. (points to the entrance to the town) They went out to Hyrule Field.
DOGGETT. Hyrule Field?
CHICKEN GIRL. You've never been?
MONICA. Honestly, you need to get out more.
DOGGETT. (glares at MONICA) Whatever. Let's get outta here.
MONICA. All right John.
DOGGETT. (glares again, than grins and moves a step towards the women) Yearggggghhhhh! I'm cursed!!!!!!!!!
CHICKEN GIRL. (her hands fly up to her mouth) Goodness!
MONICA. All right, all right I'll go.
DOGGETT. Come on.
(They head away from CHICKEN GIRL. MONICA strays slightly from DOGGETT, who smiles profusely)
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Thanks much to the readers!!!
Loca- I hope that they'll battle with Gonnodorf eventually... There'll be some... disturbing shit leading up to it, though. O_o
Stephanie- Glad to please four o' the voices... There's always that pesky one, though. ;) All hail the voices.
BogusJourney- Many thanks! :)
Thankee-sais...
