SCENE 5
A/N: Hrm, look, I remembered that I was posting this... Whoo continuing on.

(DOGGETT and MONICA are riding the horses across Hyrule Field)

MONICA. (riding the horse naturally) I love this!

DOGGETT. (let's just say he's trying to stay on his horse) Wish I could say that

MONICA. Aww whassa matter? Can't ride the little horse?

DOGGETT. Naw. Could ya get your attendants to come and teach me?

MONICA. (face turns red) Shut up.

DOGGETT. Uh-huh. So where exactly are we going?

MONICA. I don't know. The castle?

DOGGETT. (rolls his eyes) Let me rephrase that which way is the forest?

MONICA. How should I know? (points towards a large tree with a small sign beside it) There?

(they ride over and read the sign, which has the words Kokiri Forest' printed on it)

DOGGETT. I'll be damned You were right!

MONICA. (proudly) Told ya!

DOGGETT. Yeah, great job (they ride over to a large log that appears to be an entrance)

MONICA. Now what? The horses won't go through.

DOGGETT. We get off. (looks at her with a ' expression)

MONICA. Oh okay. (dismounts easily)

DOGGETT. (looks at the ground nervously) So, uh, how do you get down?

MONICA. (grins) Just jump off. I'll catch you!

DOGGETT. (falls off the horse) Aw damn

MONICA. (shrugs) I guess that works

DOGGETT. (stands up with a grimace) Stupid horse.

MONICA. It's not the horse's fault!

DOGGETT. Yeah, yeah C'mon.

(DOGGETT and MONICA walk through the log, across a small bridge, and through another log. They enter a small village that consists of houses in tree trunks and little people in green clothing with fairies. The sign nearby read Kokiri Village')

DOGGETT. What the hell?

MONICA. Ohhh look at the fairies! I've always wanted a fairy! (dashes towards the nearest FAIRY, ignoring the KID who is standing by the FAIRY)

DOGGETT. (watches her, amused) Insanity

MONICA. I love fairies! (She reaches out to grab the FAIRY. Meanwhile, DOGGETT's expression declare that he doesn't want to know what sort of fairies MONICA loves, or why.)

FAIRY. Hey!

MONICA. Oooooooooooo!!! A talking fairy! (grabs the FAIRY by the wing and pulls it toward her)

BOY. Leave my fairy alone!

MONICA. My fairy!

FAIRY. Hey!

BOY. (angrily) Give me my fairy!

MONICA. It's not your fairy! (holds the FAIRY against her)

FAIRY. Hey!

(A small crowd of kids in green clothing has gathered around MONICA, the BOY, and the FAIRY)

GIRL. Leave his fairy alone!

FAIRY 2. Yeah!

MONICA. I was just telling him that it's mine! A simple mistake! (hugs the FAIRY more tightly)

FAIRY. Hey!

BOY. You're squishing my fairy!

BOY 2. Stop squishing his fairy!

FAIRY 2. Yeah!

GIRL. You shouldn't squish the fairy!

FAIRY 2. Yeah!

MONICA. I'm not squishing it! See? It's fine! (lets go of the FAIRY)

FAIRY. (dropping to the ground, in a dead tired voice) Hey

MONICA. Uh-oh (picks up the FAIRY)

BOY. You killed my fairy!

MONICA. It's still alive! See? (holds out the FAIRY in her hand)

GIRL. That's not alive!

MONICA. Eh, sure sure it is.

DOGGETT. (yelling out) Hey, Princess, are you taking the fairy back to your castle?

MONICA. Argh!

(The Kokiri kids begin to close in on MONICA)

BOY. You killed my fairy!

BOY 2. You killed his fairy!

FAIRY 2. Yeah!

GIRL. You'll pay!

DOGGETT. Heh heh

(MONICA screams, but before the kids can get at her, an arrow splits the air above her head. BOY, BOY 2, FAIRY 2, and GIRL run off)

MONICA. (glares at DOGGETT, who is still grinning) Thanks, JOHN.

DOGGETT. No problem whatsoever. Really.

MONICA. (waves him off) But, uh, what happened?

(As she says this, a man jumps off from the tree behind them, landing near MONICA. It is FOX MULDER, dressed in a green tunic, brown boots, brown gloves, and a green hat, a la Link. A sword, shield, and quiver lay on his back, and he is shoving a bow over his shoulder.)

MULDER. Agent Doggett, Agent Rheas?

DOGGETT. (surprised expression on is face) Mulder?

MULDER. Didn't expect to see me here?

DOGGETT. (shakes his head) Didn't expect to see you in a, uh, tunic.

MULDER. Oh. (strikes a modeling pose) You like it?

DOGGETT. Ehh (takes a step backward) yeah.

MONICA. (beams at MULDER) You saved me! They were going to kill me!

MULDER. Yeah they're violent little kids

MONICA. I noticed.

MULDER. But it's okay. Hey, c'mon, I'll take you to where Scully and myself are staying.

MONICA. Okay!

(MULDER leads MONICA and DOGGETT towards a tree)

MULDER. We've been trying to get out, but the devices don't work.

DOGGETT. (reaches for his own cell-phone looking object) Does it look like this?

MULDER. (stops and nods) Yeah yeah, that's it!

DOGGETT. What's wrong?

MULDER. We can't get back.

DOGGETT. Neither of them?

MULDER. Nope.

DOGGETT. Christ

MULDER. Yeah, that's about what I was thinking.

MONICA. Uh-oh what if ours doesn't work.

(DOGGETT and MULDER look at her, than shrug)

DOGGETT. So, how do you work this?

MULDER. There's only one button. Press it.

MONICA. How stupid are you, John?

DOGGETT. Yearggggggghhhh! I'm cursed!

MONICA. (backs away slightly) Okay

MULDER. (gives DOGGETT a strange look) Dare I ask?

DOGGETT. It shuts her up.

MULDER. That's always good to know.

DOGGETT. (pushes the button several times) Shit.

MONICA. Heh heh Shit is a funny word. (DOGGETT looks at her, then shakes his head in disbelief.)

MULDER. Why am I getting the feeling that Kersh finally got what he wanted?

MONICA. (venturing weakly) Because we're stuck here?

DOGGETT. How ever did you figure that out?

MONICA. (slightly brighter) Because I'm smart!

(DOGGETT and MULDER exchange another glance)

DOGGETT. So, uh, now what?

MULDER. Now we try to find another way to get outta here. (he starts forward again, and the other two follow)