I own nothing but sunshine!!!!!

Jurassic Potter chapter 2!!!!!! Draco's Re-birth!

Hermione: 55! 55 of those things running around hogwarts eating all the students!

Harry: Well they're not all that type. Cause there were White eggs, yellow spotted eggs

Ron: and these cute little red head ones with freckles!

Harry: Ron, you really need to lay off that pot.

Ron: Why? I like getting high. I'm sooooooo high, I can fly.

Ron then got up on a table started flapping his arms and jumped. He immediately fell on his face.

Harry: Told you

Hermione: We need to find professor Schnookie. He started this; we'll make him end this.

Harry: but how?

Ron: With this!

Ron picks up Voldemorts torcher kit: from dark wizard toys.

Harry: Where'd you get this?

Ron: Hermione, I'm high. How the hell am I supposed to know?

Suddenly the T-rex busted through the wall roaring furiously. Harry and Hermione screamed.

Ron: ha, ha, ha, look Hermione, he wants a re-match!

They ran away as fast as they could down the hall, while Ron sung

Ron: Re-match Re-match everybody re-match! One nearly died, the others ass got fried, we all love a re-match!

Harry: Ron you're not helping our situation!

The T-rex chased them around the school crushing many students and professors in its path.

Finally the T-rex had them cornered. He started to lunge forward but suddenly stopped. His eyes widened and let out a loud groan then the T-rex started grunting. Then he let out a gigantic FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww NASTY!!!

The T-rex started to grunt suddenly large brown clumps began to fall from behind. It let out another loud fart, this time spraying it like a hose from its ass. Along with a crappy (literally) looking Draco Malfoy.