I own nothing but sunshine!!!!!
Jurassic Potter chapter 2!!!!!! Draco's Re-birth!
Hermione: 55! 55 of those things running around hogwarts eating all the students!
Harry: Well they're not all that type. Cause there were White eggs, yellow spotted eggs
Ron: and these cute little red head ones with freckles!
Harry: Ron, you really need to lay off that pot.
Ron: Why? I like getting high. I'm sooooooo high, I can fly.
Ron then got up on a table started flapping his arms and jumped. He immediately fell on his face.
Harry: Told you
Hermione: We need to find professor Schnookie. He started this; we'll make him end this.
Harry: but how?
Ron: With this!
Ron picks up Voldemorts torcher kit: from dark wizard toys.
Harry: Where'd you get this?
Ron: Hermione, I'm high. How the hell am I supposed to know?
Suddenly the T-rex busted through the wall roaring furiously. Harry and Hermione screamed.
Ron: ha, ha, ha, look Hermione, he wants a re-match!
They ran away as fast as they could down the hall, while Ron sung
Ron: Re-match Re-match everybody re-match! One nearly died, the others ass got fried, we all love a re-match!
Harry: Ron you're not helping our situation!
The T-rex chased them around the school crushing many students and professors in its path.
Finally the T-rex had them cornered. He started to lunge forward but suddenly stopped. His eyes widened and let out a loud groan then the T-rex started grunting. Then he let out a gigantic FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww NASTY!!!
The T-rex started to grunt suddenly large brown clumps began to fall from behind. It let out another loud fart, this time spraying it like a hose from its ass. Along with a crappy (literally) looking Draco Malfoy.
