.Jurassic Potter!!!! Chapter 3: Rise of the raptors!!!!

The T-rex turned around groaning in pain. He looked and he smelled his own feces. And immediately suffocated due to the awful smell. Draco Malfoy who had just been blown from the dinosaurs humongous ass broke down into a fetal position crying.

Draco: Oh it's so terrible in there! The horror, the funk, the taste! [He immediately spat out a small brown lump.] It was hell in there!!

Hermione, Ron and Harry immediately puked at the site of that.

Ron: quit whining, slim shady!

Draco: fuck you ya dirty bum!

Ron: fuck you, you shit covered bum!

[Hermione slaps both Draco and Ron for cursing.]

Hermione: the next person that says fuck will die!

Ron: but you just said it

Hermione: said what?

Draco: fuck

Hermione chops Dracos right arm off. And Draco runs to the nurse screaming.

Harry: shouldn't we find professor Schnookie now?

Harry Ron and hermione head towards professor Schnookies class but are stopped by Parbati Patil and Lavender brown.

Hermione: Oh great it's the ditsy chicks.

Parbati: Oh Hermione, don't be jealous.

Lavender: there's nothing wrong with being imperfect

Parbati: Y'know Hermione you really need a new hairstyle

Lavender: and some make-up cause' gawd you need it.

Hermione: fuck you, you little preppy bitches!

Parvati: Ron, will you hold her down so we could give her a makeover?

Ron: Screw you preps!

Lavender: We'll give you pot.

Ron: O.K!!!!!

Suddenly a pair of velociraptors jumps Parvati and Lavender from behind, killing them instantly.  Harry, Ron, and Hermione scream and run with another pair of raptors chasing them. Ron quickly ducks into another room and starts to get high. The raptors continue to chase Hermione and Harry.

Ron quickly gets as high as anyone could ever get. Suddenly another Raptor jumps out from behind a bookcase. Ron, too high to run away, merely blows smoke in the raptors face. The raptor coughs and opens its jaws widely.

Harry and Hermione continue to run down a flight of stairs and ducked into the first room they saw and locked the door. When a figure in a black robe appeared.

Snape: Mr. Potter, Mrs. Granger you're late for class 50 points from gryffindor for the both of you.

Harry: Professor Snape, we were late for class because there some big ass lizards out there trying to eat us.

Snape: I thought weasley was the pothead. There are no gigantic lizards anywhere in hogwarts.

Hermione: But professor Snape, there is no class today.

Snape: Silence Granger! [Bitch slaps Hermione.]

Hermione: (Shocked) Oh no you di'int!

Hermione attacks Snape constantly, but Snape keeps evading until Hermione hits him with a jumping kick that sends him through the door into the wall. Snape and Hermione continue to exchange blows. Snape grabs Hermione by the arm and punches her in the stomach 14 times but hermione grabs his fist and punches him in the chin knocking him back.

Hermione picks up a 4x4 and begins attacking Snape with it. After landing a few good blows Snape then picks up a sword and attacks Hermione. Hermione picks up her own sword and they sword fight continues for a few minutes until hermione cuts Snapes hand off. Snape screams in pain and Hermione kicks him in the nut, which instantly knocks Snape out.

Harry: damn. Uhh…hey where's Ron?

Harry and Hermione exit the dungeon only to be chased by a group of raptors. They run into a room and lock the door. They turn around and see Ron sitting next to a raptor lying on the floor smoking a joint and blowing smoke into the raptors face.

Hermione: Ron!

Ron: wazzup! [Ron puffs a joint and blows smoke in the raptors face.] This guy can get high!(cough) We've been here half-an hour (cough) and he hasn't coughed once! Unlike Harry, who takes it like a bitch!

Harry: Shut-up!

[Hermione slaps Harry]

Hermione: C'mon Ron we have to find Schnookie.

Ron: Oh all right. [To raptor.] See ya lata dawg.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione again head towards professor Schnookies classroom.