Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Alan Grant Ran away as a spinosaur and a trio of Dilophosaurus chased them. They ran outside into a garden maze and attempted to lose them. After a couple hours they stopped to rest.
Ron: Holy shit!
Hermione Slaps Ron
Harry: Stop the violence! Stop it!!!! [Cry's like a little bitch.]
Grant: Does he do anything other than cry?
Harry: Stop teasing me, you're hurting my feelings!!!! [Continues crying.]
Hermione: N,o he's a very sensitive person.
Ron: (who got high) He's a pussy.
Hermione: [slaps Ron] Don't curse!!!!!
Ron: Ow!!! So, Grant, how are you going to kill all the dinosaurs?
Grant: I'm SAM NEIL!!!!
Ron: What? Dammit Hermione, you slut, you got the wrong man! [Slaps Hermione.]
Hermione: [Screams as she beats Ron up] FUCK YOU RON, YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!! GO TO FUCKING HELL!!!!!!
Harry: Stop the fighting!!!! [Continues to cry.]
Hermione: if you're not Alan Grant, then why do you look like him and dress like him?
Ron: He's a doppelganger!!! [Throws a skillet at Grant.]
Grant: OW! I'm an actor who plays a character from the movie Jurassic park named Alan Grant! And Alan Grant was a paleontologist not a dinosaur killer.
Hermione: But you do know about dinosaurs' right? You even touched one in the movie.
Grant: Those dinosaurs were animatronics…not real ones!
Harry: [suddenly starts crying] Oh…no!
Ron: What?
Harry: I'm not crying
Hermione: so?
Harry: I only stop crying when…
Suddenly Draco Malfoy comes out from a bunch of bushes.
Draco: Harry Potter
Harry: Draco Malfoy?????
Draco: Harry Potter
Harry: Draco Malfoy
Hermione: Didn't he just die?
Draco: Harry Potter
Ron: He's a doppelganger!!!! [Throws Alan Grant at Draco knocking him down.]
Grant: What was that for? Why couldn't you use another skillet!?
Ron: O.K! [Throws a skillet at both Alan and Draco.]
Grant and Draco: OW!!
Draco passes out; Harry starts to cry
Grant: You little dipshit! You can't do that to me! I'm Sam Neil! I'm a famous actor!
Ron: You're a doppelganger!!! [Throws another skillet at Grant.]
Grant: Owy! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!!! [Starts to cry.]
Ron: Shut up! [Throws another skillet this time knocking Grant out.]
Hermione: Ron where are you getting those from!?
Ron: … You don't wanna know. [Reaches back and rubs his ass in pain.]
Harry: Stop the violence!!! [Cries louder.]
Ron: Shut up! [Throws skillet at Harry, knocking him out.]
Hermione: Ron I can't believe— [Ron knocks Hermione out with a skillet.]
Ron looks around at all the bodies' shrugs his shoulders, sits down on the ground and gets high until he passes out.
'~~~~~~~~~~'
The Roars of the 4 dinosaurs awake Harry, Ron, and Hermione and Grant. They run but Draco gets squished and dies before he woke up. They run out the maze dodging the black, poisonous loogies the Dilophosaurus spat at them. Ron drops his bag of pot He turns back to get it but it gets trampled and destroyed by a Dilophosaurus. Ron Stops and quickly goes through the symptoms of withdrawal. Ron grabs a Dilophosarus and tears its spleen out through its ass. Grabs a second and decapitates it. He pulls the heart out of the third. The spinosaurus stops and attempts to flee but Ron grabs him, lifts him up and tears him in half yelling loudly.
Harry: I can't stand this graphic violence! [Starts to cry like a little bitch. In fact, Harry was crying so much, snot began running out of his nose! ]
Grant: How's that physically possible?
Hermione: Ron, you need more weed.
