CHAPTER 4-AH, LOVE

A/N: Long time no update, eh? I hope to continue this story and update more frequently. And, as always, your reviews do help! Please R/R! =) Enjoy!

Note: Gohan is a university student who lives off campus in an apartment. Videl has her own apartment; so, they're not married yet. They are the comic relief, OOC, ridiculous, and all that jazz! ^_~*

Reminder: * * = Nail ~ ~ = Evergreen and/or Trees ' ' = Telepathy ( ) = Piccolo's private thoughts {} = Special guest. KAMI-SAMA!!!!

Gohan looked at his watch again; Videl had been in their bathroom for almost an hour. The young man had planned a surprise visit to see Piccolo today and was a little eager to leave as soon as possible, hoping to catch the demon before he started his daily training.

Videl finally descended the stairs, clad in a tight, short sky-blue dress. Her eyes sparkled when she saw Gohan sitting at his table. Within seconds she was in Gohan's arms.

"Oh Videl, I waited so long! I missed you!"

"I missed you too, Gohan! Maybe next time you could come in the bathroom with me; that way we won't be apart for a second!" Videl's eyes grew misty.

"I mean, gosh, we haven't seen each other since, like, yesterday!"

"Oh, 13 hours away from you is like 13 eternities in HFIL, Gohan!"

They cling to each other like barnacles and start kissing passionately. After about five minutes of sucking face, Gohan pulls away.

"Gotta go see Mr. Piccolo today!"

"Oh! That's right!" Videl blushed, "Time just flies when I'm with you! Hee hee!"

"I know......" Gohan sighed.

Both reached the doorway and blasted off into the clear, blue sky. They pulled a loop, leaving a vapor trail in the shape of a heart in the sky before they took off in the direction of Piccolo's ki.

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Piccolo stopped walking as a strange feeling hit his stomach...... GUILT.

'She could starve to death...... she's not used to being human...'

*Is she used to being a psycho?!*

{Piccolo, I know I said you better not ever speak to me again but I gotta say something...... You are a LONER! Get a freakin' social life!}

*Like you should talk, old man! Your only friend was a black genie dude that lived on the Tenkai!*

{At least I didn't PUSH people away!!!}

'Maybe I should go find her.'

{I think you should.}

*Whatever, man! All Piccolo needs is a good MAN to treat him right!*

'I don't know what kinda crap you did on Namek, boy, but I'm not like that!'

Nail takes control of Piccolo's right hand and rubs the Namek's firm butt.

*Ooooh, yeeeaaahhh!!!!*

Piccolo regains control of his hand and snarls at Nail, who is in the process of laughing his nonexistent ass off. Then he frowns in the direction he came from and storms off, retracing his footsteps.

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Evergreen was curled into a ball in an attempt to hush her thunderous stomach.

"Why does it keep doing that?!" she shouted outloud in complete frustration.

"It's because you need food, idiot!" a baritone voice boomed behind the confused girl.

Evergreen turned around to see Piccolo, in all his glory...... grabbing his own ass. She gave him a weird look and he turned suddenly to see that Nail had control over his hand again.

"God dammit, Nail! Not HERE!!!"

*How about later then??? Hee hee! I can do more than just massage you ass!*

'You are going to DIE..... Uh..... AGAIN!'

*You gunna kill me with looooooooooove???*

Kami mentally knocks Nail out.

'Thanks, old man. I owe ya one.'

Returning his attention to the girl before him he drew two apples out of his pocket and tossed them to her feet.

"Eat these, they'll help."

Evergreen eyed the fruit before her before she picked one of the ruby apples up and sniffed it.

"How do you 'eat these'?"

Piccolo rolled his eyes and snatched up the other apple, holding it up to his mouth.

"Like this... See my teeth? Watch them work!" and with that he sank his fangs into a good hunk of apple flesh. Then he quickly spat it out, detesting the taste of food in his mouth.

Evergreen sank her teeth into her apple, much the same way Piccolo had, and then spat the hunk out onto the forest floor. Piccolo's eyes shot open.

"NO! Don't spit it out! Swallow it!"

"Swallow....?"

Piccolo paled a bit.

{Looks like you're trapped, my son} the kindly guardian snickered.

'This sucks more ass than NAIL!!!!'

Piccolo took his apple again and bit off a smaller piece. He made sure Evergreen was watching him and then he craned his head back and swallowed the apple. The girl watched as Piccolo's Adam's apple shifted up and then down as the food traveled down toward his stomach....... However, he promptly leaned over and threw up his food. Before Evergreen could follow his example again, Piccolo apologized for his loss of composure and assured her that she did not have to "blow chunks," as he so bluntly put it. By the time Evergreen had finished her apple both she and the demon were exhausted. Evergreen eased back onto the grass and gazed up at the sky before she felt her eyelids fall shut and she drifted off into a light sleep. Piccolo looked down at Evergreen, trying to decide whether to go or stay, when Gohan and Videl arrived. Piccolo blushed when Gohan looked from him to Evergreen to Videl and then back to Piccolo with an inquisitive look on his face.

"Mr. Piccolo...... Is this your girlfriend???"

A/N: Ta-da! I did it! Yay! Please review!!!! =D