CHAPTER 5-Love Makes Me Wretch
A/N: Here we go once again with the update, every time I hope that it gets a high rate! (I love www.homestarrunner.com)!
Reminder: * * = Nail ~ ~ = Evergreen and/or Trees ' ' = Telepathy ( ) = Piccolo's private thoughts {} = Special guest. KAMI-SAMA!!!!
Piccolo stared down at the sleeping Evergreen and snarled, "Like Hell she is!"
*Dude! Dump her on Gohan!!!*
{That's an awful idea! Piccolo, don't you dare listen to him!}
*If you don't, you'll be stuck with a whiney little bitch for the rest of your life!*
'Oh, like you're any better, Nail?'
*Hey! You gotta agree with me! She'd drive you nuts! And I sure as Hell don't wanna be around when she realizes she doesn't know how to take a shit!*
'Got a point there......'
Piccolo smirked and extended a hand to Gohan's shoulder, as was his customary greeting to the young fighter.
"Actually Gohan, I found her..... for you! I recall you telling me that you had problems getting a girlfriend awhile ago; so, I, uh, found one for ya!" Piccolo looked desperate.
Videl's sapphire eyes narrowed severely, "SO! Is this true, Gohan? You want another woman?!"
"What?!" Gohan whirled around to find steam spouting out of her ears, her face red with rage.
"That's it, Gohan! WE'RE THROUGH AGAIN!!!!!" and with that, Satan's daughter blasted off and headed back to the university.
Piccolo's face brightened greatly, 'I should feel really bad about this but.....'
"This sucks! We broke up twice LAST week! I thought I'd at least have her around for 5 days before she left again; buying flowers and chocolates is getting to be really expensive! And if I have to give her another foot massage...."
".........." Piccolo's face twisted in disgust.
"Well Gohan, this girl, Evergreen, is a nice girl-definitely your, uh, 'type,' I'd say; why don't you and her go run along and get acquainted, hmm???"
Piccolo practically shoved Gohan on top of Evergreen, who had awoken with Videl's yelling and was still rubbing sleep out of her eyes.
"Evergirl, I found a friend for you, he's gunna be your boyfriend, keep you out of my hair, away from my forest, and outta my sight for good, okay? See ya, kid!"
Gohan squirmed in Piccolo's grasp, "But....."
Piccolo leaned down to whisper in Gohan's ear, "Be sure to house train her too, kid!"
Gohan cried out, "But Piccolo!"
"WHAT?!"
"You said to keep her out of your hair..... but you're bald."
"....... Shut-up and GET GOING!!!! I have to meditate RIGHT NOW!" and with that Piccolo's eyes began to glow with a mysterious sky-blue energy before Gohan and a very confused Evergreen were teleported back to Gohan's apartment.
*YES!!!!!!!* If Nail were physically capable of jumping up and down, he would have.
'And now for some peace and quiet......' and Piccolo headed toward his favorite waterfall to meditate.
A/N: Hee hee!!! Sucks to your ass-mars, you won't know what happens until the next update.... soooooooooo.... Please review! =)
A/N: Here we go once again with the update, every time I hope that it gets a high rate! (I love www.homestarrunner.com)!
Reminder: * * = Nail ~ ~ = Evergreen and/or Trees ' ' = Telepathy ( ) = Piccolo's private thoughts {} = Special guest. KAMI-SAMA!!!!
Piccolo stared down at the sleeping Evergreen and snarled, "Like Hell she is!"
*Dude! Dump her on Gohan!!!*
{That's an awful idea! Piccolo, don't you dare listen to him!}
*If you don't, you'll be stuck with a whiney little bitch for the rest of your life!*
'Oh, like you're any better, Nail?'
*Hey! You gotta agree with me! She'd drive you nuts! And I sure as Hell don't wanna be around when she realizes she doesn't know how to take a shit!*
'Got a point there......'
Piccolo smirked and extended a hand to Gohan's shoulder, as was his customary greeting to the young fighter.
"Actually Gohan, I found her..... for you! I recall you telling me that you had problems getting a girlfriend awhile ago; so, I, uh, found one for ya!" Piccolo looked desperate.
Videl's sapphire eyes narrowed severely, "SO! Is this true, Gohan? You want another woman?!"
"What?!" Gohan whirled around to find steam spouting out of her ears, her face red with rage.
"That's it, Gohan! WE'RE THROUGH AGAIN!!!!!" and with that, Satan's daughter blasted off and headed back to the university.
Piccolo's face brightened greatly, 'I should feel really bad about this but.....'
"This sucks! We broke up twice LAST week! I thought I'd at least have her around for 5 days before she left again; buying flowers and chocolates is getting to be really expensive! And if I have to give her another foot massage...."
".........." Piccolo's face twisted in disgust.
"Well Gohan, this girl, Evergreen, is a nice girl-definitely your, uh, 'type,' I'd say; why don't you and her go run along and get acquainted, hmm???"
Piccolo practically shoved Gohan on top of Evergreen, who had awoken with Videl's yelling and was still rubbing sleep out of her eyes.
"Evergirl, I found a friend for you, he's gunna be your boyfriend, keep you out of my hair, away from my forest, and outta my sight for good, okay? See ya, kid!"
Gohan squirmed in Piccolo's grasp, "But....."
Piccolo leaned down to whisper in Gohan's ear, "Be sure to house train her too, kid!"
Gohan cried out, "But Piccolo!"
"WHAT?!"
"You said to keep her out of your hair..... but you're bald."
"....... Shut-up and GET GOING!!!! I have to meditate RIGHT NOW!" and with that Piccolo's eyes began to glow with a mysterious sky-blue energy before Gohan and a very confused Evergreen were teleported back to Gohan's apartment.
*YES!!!!!!!* If Nail were physically capable of jumping up and down, he would have.
'And now for some peace and quiet......' and Piccolo headed toward his favorite waterfall to meditate.
A/N: Hee hee!!! Sucks to your ass-mars, you won't know what happens until the next update.... soooooooooo.... Please review! =)
