Reminder: * * = Nail ~ ~ = Evergreen and/or Trees ' ' = Telepathy ( ) = Piccolo's private thoughts {} = Special guest. KAMI-SAMA!!!!

When we last left our anti-heroes, Piccolo was enjoying a cool swim in a nearby lake, while Videl was preparing herself for the utmost revenge. In addition, Gohan had taken the completely confused Evergreen to his computer room and logged onto Fanfiction dot net......

Gohan did a search until he found the story he was looking for.....

"Evergreen, can you read?"

The girl stared at the screen, a bit confused with all the symbols (AKA words) on the big white background before her, "I don't think so...."

Gohan sighed in agitation but resigned himself to doing anything that could possibly get himself out of the mess his dear, old sensei had made for him.

"Okay, Evergreen, I'm gunna read you some stories here that will teach you how to win a guy's heart, more specifically, Mr. Piccolo's heart."

"REALLY?!" the girl was ecstatic.

"You betcha! I know my sensei was a bit harsh with you but that's just because you're not behaving the way men like you to; so, by the time I'm done with you, you'll have that Namek practically panting for your attention!

"Now, let's begin......"

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Videl pranced happily through the forest, having learned how to sense ki from Gohan, it was easy for her to pinpoint Piccolo's exact location. Upon approaching the lake, Videl screamed at the sight of the eight-foot tall Namek standing naked (A/N: Mmm.... Naked) on the bank. Before she knew it, Piccolo was writhing on the ground in agony.

"Oh boy, I did it again...." she sighed.

When Piccolo had recovered, he generated some clothes to cover his body before speeding toward his ears' offender, his eyes threatening war.

"You little bi---" Piccolo stopped when a kinky video cover was shoved into his face. On it were two girls and one rather buff guy twisted in all kinds of contortionist positions; the poor Namek couldn't tell where one person ended and another began.

"I brought you a little tape to watch."

"No way!"

*Oh Hell, YES!*

'Shut-up, Nail!'

"You are gunna watch this right NOW..... or I'll just keep coming back into your forest and do THIS until your ears explode!" and with that Videl let out the most terrifying, ear-piercing whistle Piccolo had ever heard.

THREE HOURS LATER

"Piccolo? .... Can you hear me now? ..... Can you hear me now? ..... How about now? GOOD! Now lets get started!"

Piccolo wiped away some of the blood that had dripped out of his ears earlier and sat on the forest floor before the huge TV the black-haired vixen had brought with her. In the tape went and the show began.

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"An involuntary growl tore from the depths of Piccolo's throat as Deshee pressed her small frame against his muscular chest. His hands reached up and under her wings, massaging the tender flesh beneath the ivory appendages.

"Deshee's mouth opened, allowing Piccolo entrance. Their tongues intertwined, sending electrifying pleasure through both of their hungry bodies....." Gohan continued to read from the story despite the fact that reading the heated lemon was having adverse effects on his own body. 'Just a little longer,' he thought to himself, 'Just a little longer.'

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"OOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAH! OOOOOOH YEEESSSSSSSS!"

Piccolo stared at the screen in absolute horror (A/N: Kinda like this -- 0_0 ), while Videl bit her lip to suppress the desire building within her system.

"Gohan bought this for my last birthday. It's a bit hard-core but I love it; we watch it together sometimes..... when I watch it alone.... it reminds me of him."

"That's quite enough!" Piccolo shouted. He was beyond irritated, the film was tacky, the actors were obviously acting, and Piccolo's body was rebelling against him.

'This sucks....'

*This is AWESOME! I haven't felt this good since I was on Namek!*

{Nail.... please.... some of us are too old to think about such things....}

*You know you like it you old hentai!*

{Show some respect you insolent little fag!}

*..... You just said 'fag' like it was a bad thing....*

Piccolo rolled his eyes and continued to watch the film, agitated in every way possible.

A/N: That's all for now! If you'd like me to speed along with the updates on this particular story, send me your lemons; I'll put them in with Gohan and Evergreen but I need your permission and story first. You will get full credit at the top of each chapter (so, if anyone submits something that is NOT their own work, everyone will know it; this has to be YOUR work). Just remember that I can't use everyone's stories but I will try to incorporate as many parts (as you saw above with my story) as possible. Please send your stories and such to picschick03@yahoo.com! Thanks!