Piccolo's legs buckled as Evergreen pressed her body against his and
he couldn't control his own hands as they moved to lift her off the ground.
Still attached at the lips, Piccolo strode into Gohan's apartment.
"Hey, way to go, Piccolo-san!" Gohan pumped his fist in the air, glad to be rid of Evergreen and even more glad to have Videl wrapped around him once again. Then Gohan noticed that Piccolo was marching toward HIS bedroom! Before the scholar could so much as call Piccolo back, the door had been slammed and locked.
"Sucks to my ass-mar!" the boy rested his head in his palms.
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*Oooooh, that's right! Go Piccy! Go Piccy!* Nail was doing a mental victory dance as Piccolo inched Evergreen's skirt above her hips.
{Um.. Son?}
'Not now!' Piccolo growled as he tore the front of the girl's dress down the middle, burying his hand into her soft cleavage.
{Piccolo, this isn't right! You shouldn't be doing this!}
'I said DAMARE*!!!!!'
*Yeah, pipe down, ya old fart! Action action, we want action! A-C-T- I-O-N!!!!*
{......}
*Ooooooh, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Woo! Get down tonight!*
'NAIL, you shut up too!'
*Geeze, fine Mr. Man!*
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THREE HOURS LATER
The sun had just set and Gohan and Videl had left the apartment in search of a coffee shop, while Piccolo and Evergreen lay asleep on Gohan's bed, exhausted from the day's "activities."
It was Evergreen who woke up first. Frightened and not knowing where she was, she immediately began to tremble. The tiny vibrations her shivers sent through the mattress pulled Piccolo from his light nap.
"N.. Nani?" He yawned wide, exposing his dangerous fangs.
There was a muffled sob to his right and he leaned over to see Evergreen crying into the depths of her pillow.
'What's going on?'
{Wouldn't YOU like to know..}
"Evergreen?"
The girl flinched like she'd been hit, "You.. You don't love me, do you?"
"Uh..."
*He just DID!*
{Not like that, boy! Piccolo just ruined her!}
Piccolo's eyes widened in shock as he heard Kami-sama's words.
'I.. I did no such thing!'
"Evergreen?"
"You don't LOVE me and I just.. WE just..." her sobs wracked her naked body and she ran into the bathroom. Piccolo just sat on the bed stupefied beyond words.
The sound of the shower running calmed the Namek's nerves a bit but he was still completely confused. The muffled sounds of Evergreen's voice reached Piccolo's ears and he listened as best he could.
"Oak... I ruined what you gave to me... Oh, Dende-sama.. I feel dirty... Why won't the dirt come off? What's going on here?! Get it off! Get it OOOOOFF!!!" a pained scream followed her panicked dialogue.
Piccolo flew off the bed and burst into the bathroom to find Evergreen staring at her raw arms, blood bubbling up out of a few places that had been worn to the muscle.
"Oh, Piccolo.. The dirt won't go away, not even here," she sobbed as she parted her legs in front of him. Blood was streaming down her legs; the Namek let his eyes scan up her long legs before he found the source of the blood. She'd attacked her womanhood with a razor, patches of hair were missing and long scratches from the blade ran up and down her femininity. The razor itself was a gory sight and Piccolo shuddered.
'Why.. Why did she do this?'
{Because of YOU!}
*Oh.. man...*
{You think you two would listen to me once in awhile! Well, I hope you're BOTH happy; you've destroyed a human female within the course of ONE DAY! Maybe I was wrong about your heart, Piccolo, maybe you really are like your father..}
Piccolo's legs began to shake, "Evergreen... why?"
"You made the dirt and it won't come off! It's all YOUR FAAAAAAAAUUUUUUULT!"
The Namek's ears rang at her high-pitched scream and he squeezed his eyes shut to stop his brain from vibrating in his skull. However, his ears were able to pick up the sounds of Evergreen throwing up into the toilet next to her..
*Now this could mean one of two things. She could have an ulcer or..*
'Don't EVEN think like that, Nail!'
{I hope she is; you'd deserve it!}
'Oh Hell...'
*Japanese for "Shut up."
"Hey, way to go, Piccolo-san!" Gohan pumped his fist in the air, glad to be rid of Evergreen and even more glad to have Videl wrapped around him once again. Then Gohan noticed that Piccolo was marching toward HIS bedroom! Before the scholar could so much as call Piccolo back, the door had been slammed and locked.
"Sucks to my ass-mar!" the boy rested his head in his palms.
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*Oooooh, that's right! Go Piccy! Go Piccy!* Nail was doing a mental victory dance as Piccolo inched Evergreen's skirt above her hips.
{Um.. Son?}
'Not now!' Piccolo growled as he tore the front of the girl's dress down the middle, burying his hand into her soft cleavage.
{Piccolo, this isn't right! You shouldn't be doing this!}
'I said DAMARE*!!!!!'
*Yeah, pipe down, ya old fart! Action action, we want action! A-C-T- I-O-N!!!!*
{......}
*Ooooooh, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Woo! Get down tonight!*
'NAIL, you shut up too!'
*Geeze, fine Mr. Man!*
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THREE HOURS LATER
The sun had just set and Gohan and Videl had left the apartment in search of a coffee shop, while Piccolo and Evergreen lay asleep on Gohan's bed, exhausted from the day's "activities."
It was Evergreen who woke up first. Frightened and not knowing where she was, she immediately began to tremble. The tiny vibrations her shivers sent through the mattress pulled Piccolo from his light nap.
"N.. Nani?" He yawned wide, exposing his dangerous fangs.
There was a muffled sob to his right and he leaned over to see Evergreen crying into the depths of her pillow.
'What's going on?'
{Wouldn't YOU like to know..}
"Evergreen?"
The girl flinched like she'd been hit, "You.. You don't love me, do you?"
"Uh..."
*He just DID!*
{Not like that, boy! Piccolo just ruined her!}
Piccolo's eyes widened in shock as he heard Kami-sama's words.
'I.. I did no such thing!'
"Evergreen?"
"You don't LOVE me and I just.. WE just..." her sobs wracked her naked body and she ran into the bathroom. Piccolo just sat on the bed stupefied beyond words.
The sound of the shower running calmed the Namek's nerves a bit but he was still completely confused. The muffled sounds of Evergreen's voice reached Piccolo's ears and he listened as best he could.
"Oak... I ruined what you gave to me... Oh, Dende-sama.. I feel dirty... Why won't the dirt come off? What's going on here?! Get it off! Get it OOOOOFF!!!" a pained scream followed her panicked dialogue.
Piccolo flew off the bed and burst into the bathroom to find Evergreen staring at her raw arms, blood bubbling up out of a few places that had been worn to the muscle.
"Oh, Piccolo.. The dirt won't go away, not even here," she sobbed as she parted her legs in front of him. Blood was streaming down her legs; the Namek let his eyes scan up her long legs before he found the source of the blood. She'd attacked her womanhood with a razor, patches of hair were missing and long scratches from the blade ran up and down her femininity. The razor itself was a gory sight and Piccolo shuddered.
'Why.. Why did she do this?'
{Because of YOU!}
*Oh.. man...*
{You think you two would listen to me once in awhile! Well, I hope you're BOTH happy; you've destroyed a human female within the course of ONE DAY! Maybe I was wrong about your heart, Piccolo, maybe you really are like your father..}
Piccolo's legs began to shake, "Evergreen... why?"
"You made the dirt and it won't come off! It's all YOUR FAAAAAAAAUUUUUUULT!"
The Namek's ears rang at her high-pitched scream and he squeezed his eyes shut to stop his brain from vibrating in his skull. However, his ears were able to pick up the sounds of Evergreen throwing up into the toilet next to her..
*Now this could mean one of two things. She could have an ulcer or..*
'Don't EVEN think like that, Nail!'
{I hope she is; you'd deserve it!}
'Oh Hell...'
*Japanese for "Shut up."
