DISCLAIMER: I do not own Lizzie McGuire or any of the characters in it
(thank God!)
Oh and thank you ever so much to the people who reviewed the first two chapters, but I must admit - I didn't think humans were going to read it!
Shinethelight: Hehehe nice to know your neighbours make you laugh. o_O
Devil: Thank you, but I must admit this fic is so pointless I dunno why I'm posting it!
Red Carpet: I know, my sister told me I spelt it wrong later on. And yep you're right I should be a fan to post this - and I am! I was lying!!!
And to the random person with many symbols as a name: Hmm I don't think my life is messed up - but I do watch a lot of Trisha, so naturally all the madness comes from there!
Ethan and Gordo have come back to life in this chapter. LOL
Alexei Noire xXx :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 3: Shopping~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{In the shopping mall with Gordo, Miranda, Ethan Craft and Matt...oh and Lizzy}
Ethan: *holding Gordo's hand* Oh come on, sweety let's go to the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar WEOW!
Gordo: *kisses Ethan* No, honey we're in a mall...with girls. They don't want to go to such classy places.
Lizzy: You two make me fucking sick!
Miranda: Well I think it's sweet. *kisses Matt on the hips*
Matt: Why the hell did you just kiss my hips?
Miranda: Oh sorry, hun, I was aiming for your lips and I bent down too low and bippety-boppity-boop! I kissed your hips!
Lizzy: Why is everyone in a couple except me?
Ethan: Cuz you're such a tight-assed bitch who hates popular people.
Gordo: Oh come on, babe, don't be so hard on her - she IS blonde after all.
[Ethan and Gordo kiss]
Lizzy: What's THAT got to with anything? You're just GAY! What do you know?
Matt: Gay people *blows raspberry* What the hell are they on?
Gordo: What's that supposed to mean?
Matt: Well why would you wanna fuck anyone who doesn't have a pussy?
Ethan: Hey little boy, ever heard of anal sex?
Matt: *thinks about it* haha! You fucking fags!
Lizzy: Hey guys! We're talking about ME here, not tiny Matty who's going out with slutty Miranda!
Ethan: *laughs* Well you know, Kate's single - you could go out with her.
Gordo: Yeah! And seeing as Pooh Bear here is such good friends with Kate, we could set you two up on a date!
Lizzy: Wait a minute! Aren't we forgetting that I'm not lesbian, and neither is Kate for that matter - and who the fuck is Pooh Bear?
Ethan: *giggles* It's Gordy's pet name for me - I call HIM Schnoogums!
Miranda: You two are SO fucking gay.
Matt: Duh, bitch where ya been? You burn my dinner again, I won't fuck ya brains out.
Miranda: *apologetically* Oh I'm SO sorry honey cakes!
Lizzy: I don't even fancy Kate - get me Mark Hoppus and maybe I'd go out with him.
Gordo: Is he even still single?
Ethan: Yeah, I think he is - I'll give him a call.
Matt: Where are YOU going to get Mark from Blink 182's mobile number?
Miranda: We call them cell phones in the US, Matty.
Matt: I know, but the author's English so HE doesn't know that does he?
Ethan: I'm his nineteenth cousin, twenty-six times removed. I see him every Family Reunion.
Lizzy: *squeals* Ooh YAY! Ethan I'll love you forever if you do this for me! And I'll give you and Gordo my blessing!
Ethan: *hugs Lizzy* Thanks, Liz, you don't know what this means to me and Schnoogums.
Gordo: *also hugs Lizzy* I love you, Liz.
Matt: *hugs red haired lady who just passes by* I love you Rose! Come with me to New York, and leave Cal!
Woman: Fucking hell! YOU'RE Jack Dawson? I thought I killed you! *whacks her handbag over Matt's head* DIE! DIE! DIE!
Miranda: *punches woman in the face* Oh shit... she was a police officer - LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
[Lizzy, Miranda, Matt, Ethan and Gordo run for their lives out of the Shopping Mall and into the local brothel for sanctuary.]
[Exeunt]
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HAHA! It just gets stupider and stupider! This story has no point whatsoever!
Tell me if you want another chapter...
Alexei Noire xXx :D
Oh and thank you ever so much to the people who reviewed the first two chapters, but I must admit - I didn't think humans were going to read it!
Shinethelight: Hehehe nice to know your neighbours make you laugh. o_O
Devil: Thank you, but I must admit this fic is so pointless I dunno why I'm posting it!
Red Carpet: I know, my sister told me I spelt it wrong later on. And yep you're right I should be a fan to post this - and I am! I was lying!!!
And to the random person with many symbols as a name: Hmm I don't think my life is messed up - but I do watch a lot of Trisha, so naturally all the madness comes from there!
Ethan and Gordo have come back to life in this chapter. LOL
Alexei Noire xXx :D
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 3: Shopping~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
{In the shopping mall with Gordo, Miranda, Ethan Craft and Matt...oh and Lizzy}
Ethan: *holding Gordo's hand* Oh come on, sweety let's go to the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar WEOW!
Gordo: *kisses Ethan* No, honey we're in a mall...with girls. They don't want to go to such classy places.
Lizzy: You two make me fucking sick!
Miranda: Well I think it's sweet. *kisses Matt on the hips*
Matt: Why the hell did you just kiss my hips?
Miranda: Oh sorry, hun, I was aiming for your lips and I bent down too low and bippety-boppity-boop! I kissed your hips!
Lizzy: Why is everyone in a couple except me?
Ethan: Cuz you're such a tight-assed bitch who hates popular people.
Gordo: Oh come on, babe, don't be so hard on her - she IS blonde after all.
[Ethan and Gordo kiss]
Lizzy: What's THAT got to with anything? You're just GAY! What do you know?
Matt: Gay people *blows raspberry* What the hell are they on?
Gordo: What's that supposed to mean?
Matt: Well why would you wanna fuck anyone who doesn't have a pussy?
Ethan: Hey little boy, ever heard of anal sex?
Matt: *thinks about it* haha! You fucking fags!
Lizzy: Hey guys! We're talking about ME here, not tiny Matty who's going out with slutty Miranda!
Ethan: *laughs* Well you know, Kate's single - you could go out with her.
Gordo: Yeah! And seeing as Pooh Bear here is such good friends with Kate, we could set you two up on a date!
Lizzy: Wait a minute! Aren't we forgetting that I'm not lesbian, and neither is Kate for that matter - and who the fuck is Pooh Bear?
Ethan: *giggles* It's Gordy's pet name for me - I call HIM Schnoogums!
Miranda: You two are SO fucking gay.
Matt: Duh, bitch where ya been? You burn my dinner again, I won't fuck ya brains out.
Miranda: *apologetically* Oh I'm SO sorry honey cakes!
Lizzy: I don't even fancy Kate - get me Mark Hoppus and maybe I'd go out with him.
Gordo: Is he even still single?
Ethan: Yeah, I think he is - I'll give him a call.
Matt: Where are YOU going to get Mark from Blink 182's mobile number?
Miranda: We call them cell phones in the US, Matty.
Matt: I know, but the author's English so HE doesn't know that does he?
Ethan: I'm his nineteenth cousin, twenty-six times removed. I see him every Family Reunion.
Lizzy: *squeals* Ooh YAY! Ethan I'll love you forever if you do this for me! And I'll give you and Gordo my blessing!
Ethan: *hugs Lizzy* Thanks, Liz, you don't know what this means to me and Schnoogums.
Gordo: *also hugs Lizzy* I love you, Liz.
Matt: *hugs red haired lady who just passes by* I love you Rose! Come with me to New York, and leave Cal!
Woman: Fucking hell! YOU'RE Jack Dawson? I thought I killed you! *whacks her handbag over Matt's head* DIE! DIE! DIE!
Miranda: *punches woman in the face* Oh shit... she was a police officer - LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!
[Lizzy, Miranda, Matt, Ethan and Gordo run for their lives out of the Shopping Mall and into the local brothel for sanctuary.]
[Exeunt]
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HAHA! It just gets stupider and stupider! This story has no point whatsoever!
Tell me if you want another chapter...
Alexei Noire xXx :D
