*~Keri and six times the talk show~*
A/n: This idea came to me suddenly while I was talking with some friends about who I loved in Harry Potter. There's six of them. *SMOOCH* Lmao, and I dunno, but I thought this was a humerous way to display the problems with liking six guys from Harry Potter. (By the way if you were looking for a serious fanfic, mine is called Harry Potter and the New War)
Anywayz... lol... please review, I wanna know what people think and DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE. Im just joking around. It's supposed to be a JOKE. Thank you and peace. LOL.
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too.
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Spokesman: *A rather large woman walks out in front of an audience. She has platinum blonde hair and dark red lipstick on. Her eyes are a peircing brown and she's wearing a flowered shirt with matching slacks.* Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for Sarry Jinnger!
*Audience claps and Sarry puts a mic up to her mouth*
Sarry Jinnger: Hello and welcome to another edition of the Sarry Jinnger Talk Show. My guest today is a young woman named Keri, with a big problem. She's come here to try and sort it out, and lets see if we can help her, shall we? Please welcome, Keri Lupin.
*Audience claps again as Keri walks out on the stage and sits down on a chair*
Sarry Jinnger: Welcome Keri, thank you for coming.
Keri: Well thank you Sarry. I really just want to get this whole situation out in the open and off of my chest, so thank you for having me here today.
Sarry Jinnger: Well dear, why don't you explain to us, what exactly the "situation" is then?
Keri: Well... let's just start out with the first part. I've been engaged for a few months to my boyfriend, Harry Potter and well everything's been really great. The only problem is... I've been seeing another man...
Sarry Jinnger: We are going to bring Harry out then, and you can finish telling him all about this, alright?
*Keri nods as Harry walks out. He hugs and kisses Keri and sits down next her*
Sarry Jinnger: How long have you known Keri, Harry?
Harry: Ever since we were babies but I really just got to know her during our fifth and sixth year at Hogwarts.
Sarry Jinnger: And how long have you been engaged?
Harry: A few months.
Sarry Jinnger: Well Keri has something important to tell you, so we'll just let you tell her.
*Camera focuses on Keri and Harry. Keri takes Harry's hands into hers*
Keri: Harry, we've been together for a long time, right?
Harry: Yea, we have.
Keri: Well I love you with all my heart, Harry I really do... but... I've been seeing another guy...
Harry: What?!
Keri: Oh Harry I'm really sorry...
Harry: *manages to control himself* W-who?
Keri:... *gulps* Your Godfather, Sirius Black.
Harry: WHAT?!
*The crowd makes loud noises, appalled and shocked.
Sarry Jinnger: And Sirius is back stage right now, lets bring him out.
*Sirius walks out amongst boos and kisses Keri*
Harry: KERI WHY!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! TO US!
Sirius: Easy, she loves me.
Keri: Sirius please, you aren't making this any easier...
Sirius: Well it's the truth....
Harry: The hell it is!
*Harry tries to go over to beat the crap out of Sirius but immediatly him and Sirius are in chairs, Keri between them*
Sarry Jinnger: How long have you known Keri, Sirius?
Sirius: Since she was born.
Sarry Jinnger: So you've known her a long time as well
Sirius: Yes I have and I love her.
Sarry Jinnger: Regardless of the fact that she's engaged to your Godson and she's practicly twenty years younger then you are?
Sirius: Age doesn't matter to me.
Harry: Yea well you're a ******* *******! How could you Sirius?! I love Keri! How could you do this to me?!
Sirius: Alls fair in love and war, Harry.
Keri: *sighs* Are you sure about that Sirius.
Sirius: Yes. Why? Are you going to tell me you're dropping me for him?!
Keri: No Sirius but-
Sirius: You only love him cause he's famous!
Harry: That's not true, Black, and you know it!
*The crowd starts chanting slut at Keri and Keri flips them all off*
Sirius: Harry, sorry, but you're just not in the same league.
Harry: Sirius you suck!
Keri: Enough! I love you both! But... but there's more...
Sirius and Harry: More...?
Sirius: Keri what do you mean... more?
Keri: I mean... Lucius Malfoy.
A/n: This idea came to me suddenly while I was talking with some friends about who I loved in Harry Potter. There's six of them. *SMOOCH* Lmao, and I dunno, but I thought this was a humerous way to display the problems with liking six guys from Harry Potter. (By the way if you were looking for a serious fanfic, mine is called Harry Potter and the New War)
Anywayz... lol... please review, I wanna know what people think and DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY PLEASE. Im just joking around. It's supposed to be a JOKE. Thank you and peace. LOL.
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too.
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Spokesman: *A rather large woman walks out in front of an audience. She has platinum blonde hair and dark red lipstick on. Her eyes are a peircing brown and she's wearing a flowered shirt with matching slacks.* Ladies and gentleman, put your hands together for Sarry Jinnger!
*Audience claps and Sarry puts a mic up to her mouth*
Sarry Jinnger: Hello and welcome to another edition of the Sarry Jinnger Talk Show. My guest today is a young woman named Keri, with a big problem. She's come here to try and sort it out, and lets see if we can help her, shall we? Please welcome, Keri Lupin.
*Audience claps again as Keri walks out on the stage and sits down on a chair*
Sarry Jinnger: Welcome Keri, thank you for coming.
Keri: Well thank you Sarry. I really just want to get this whole situation out in the open and off of my chest, so thank you for having me here today.
Sarry Jinnger: Well dear, why don't you explain to us, what exactly the "situation" is then?
Keri: Well... let's just start out with the first part. I've been engaged for a few months to my boyfriend, Harry Potter and well everything's been really great. The only problem is... I've been seeing another man...
Sarry Jinnger: We are going to bring Harry out then, and you can finish telling him all about this, alright?
*Keri nods as Harry walks out. He hugs and kisses Keri and sits down next her*
Sarry Jinnger: How long have you known Keri, Harry?
Harry: Ever since we were babies but I really just got to know her during our fifth and sixth year at Hogwarts.
Sarry Jinnger: And how long have you been engaged?
Harry: A few months.
Sarry Jinnger: Well Keri has something important to tell you, so we'll just let you tell her.
*Camera focuses on Keri and Harry. Keri takes Harry's hands into hers*
Keri: Harry, we've been together for a long time, right?
Harry: Yea, we have.
Keri: Well I love you with all my heart, Harry I really do... but... I've been seeing another guy...
Harry: What?!
Keri: Oh Harry I'm really sorry...
Harry: *manages to control himself* W-who?
Keri:... *gulps* Your Godfather, Sirius Black.
Harry: WHAT?!
*The crowd makes loud noises, appalled and shocked.
Sarry Jinnger: And Sirius is back stage right now, lets bring him out.
*Sirius walks out amongst boos and kisses Keri*
Harry: KERI WHY!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! TO US!
Sirius: Easy, she loves me.
Keri: Sirius please, you aren't making this any easier...
Sirius: Well it's the truth....
Harry: The hell it is!
*Harry tries to go over to beat the crap out of Sirius but immediatly him and Sirius are in chairs, Keri between them*
Sarry Jinnger: How long have you known Keri, Sirius?
Sirius: Since she was born.
Sarry Jinnger: So you've known her a long time as well
Sirius: Yes I have and I love her.
Sarry Jinnger: Regardless of the fact that she's engaged to your Godson and she's practicly twenty years younger then you are?
Sirius: Age doesn't matter to me.
Harry: Yea well you're a ******* *******! How could you Sirius?! I love Keri! How could you do this to me?!
Sirius: Alls fair in love and war, Harry.
Keri: *sighs* Are you sure about that Sirius.
Sirius: Yes. Why? Are you going to tell me you're dropping me for him?!
Keri: No Sirius but-
Sirius: You only love him cause he's famous!
Harry: That's not true, Black, and you know it!
*The crowd starts chanting slut at Keri and Keri flips them all off*
Sirius: Harry, sorry, but you're just not in the same league.
Harry: Sirius you suck!
Keri: Enough! I love you both! But... but there's more...
Sirius and Harry: More...?
Sirius: Keri what do you mean... more?
Keri: I mean... Lucius Malfoy.
