~Keri and the Guys~
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And no, Stell, it's not THAT many guys, lol.
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too.
Chapter 2. Harry, Sirius, and Lucius
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*the crowd is dead silent. Harry looked as if he swallowed 10 bottles of skelegrow. Sirius was sputtering*
Sirius: Lu-Lu-LUCIUS?!
Keri: Yes...
Sirius: He's my arch-nemesis, besides Voldemort! And... WHY KERI!?
Sarry Jinnger: And lets bring out Lucius, shall we?
*Lucius walks out and Sirius jumps at him as the crowd cheers and screams. Sirius and Lucius are magically pulled into chairs, Sirius and Harry on Keri's right side and Lucius on Keri's left*
Lucius: Hello Keri *smirks*
Keri: *sighs* Hello Lucius.
Sirius and Harry: WHY?!
Lucius: Because I'm deeaaaddd sexy. And she obviously wanted something she couldn't get out of either of you.
Sirius: MALFOY YOU'RE DEAD!!
Harry: NOT IF I KILL THE BOTH OF YOU FIRST!
Keri: No one's killing anyone here!
Lucius: Of course not. Because Keri will be leaving with me.
Sarry Jinnger: Did you know about Sirius and Harry, Lucius?
Lucius: Yes and I have been trying to persuade Keri to drop them for some time now.
Harry: WHAT?!
Sirius: She'd better drop you!
Lucius: Fat chance Black. She loves me.
Harry: NO SHE DOESNT! I BET YOU USED A SPELL ON HER!
Sirius: Besides, she loves ME!
Harry: No she doesn't!! DAMN YOU SIRIUS! SHE LOVES ME!
Keri: SHUT UP! I love you all!
Sirius, Lucius, and Harry: YOU CANT!!
Keri: Why not?
Sirius: Because it's MALFOY!
Lucius: It's ...Potter!
Harry: And Black is my Godfather, DAMNIT!
Keri: Yea well Draco's Lucius's son, and I don't think it makes a difference.
Sirius, Lucius, Harry: WHAT?!
Lucius: What has my SON got to do with this...
Keri: Uh well....
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And no, Stell, it's not THAT many guys, lol.
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too.
Chapter 2. Harry, Sirius, and Lucius
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*the crowd is dead silent. Harry looked as if he swallowed 10 bottles of skelegrow. Sirius was sputtering*
Sirius: Lu-Lu-LUCIUS?!
Keri: Yes...
Sirius: He's my arch-nemesis, besides Voldemort! And... WHY KERI!?
Sarry Jinnger: And lets bring out Lucius, shall we?
*Lucius walks out and Sirius jumps at him as the crowd cheers and screams. Sirius and Lucius are magically pulled into chairs, Sirius and Harry on Keri's right side and Lucius on Keri's left*
Lucius: Hello Keri *smirks*
Keri: *sighs* Hello Lucius.
Sirius and Harry: WHY?!
Lucius: Because I'm deeaaaddd sexy. And she obviously wanted something she couldn't get out of either of you.
Sirius: MALFOY YOU'RE DEAD!!
Harry: NOT IF I KILL THE BOTH OF YOU FIRST!
Keri: No one's killing anyone here!
Lucius: Of course not. Because Keri will be leaving with me.
Sarry Jinnger: Did you know about Sirius and Harry, Lucius?
Lucius: Yes and I have been trying to persuade Keri to drop them for some time now.
Harry: WHAT?!
Sirius: She'd better drop you!
Lucius: Fat chance Black. She loves me.
Harry: NO SHE DOESNT! I BET YOU USED A SPELL ON HER!
Sirius: Besides, she loves ME!
Harry: No she doesn't!! DAMN YOU SIRIUS! SHE LOVES ME!
Keri: SHUT UP! I love you all!
Sirius, Lucius, and Harry: YOU CANT!!
Keri: Why not?
Sirius: Because it's MALFOY!
Lucius: It's ...Potter!
Harry: And Black is my Godfather, DAMNIT!
Keri: Yea well Draco's Lucius's son, and I don't think it makes a difference.
Sirius, Lucius, Harry: WHAT?!
Lucius: What has my SON got to do with this...
Keri: Uh well....
