~Keri and the Guys~
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And be on the look out for 'Alex and Her Guys', another Sarry Jinger...
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too. Er.. well my friend Alex owns herself, and Chrys owns herself... they might appear... Scratch that, they WILL appear... AHHH!!! *runs for cover*
Chapter 3. Harry, Sirius, Lucius, and Draco.
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*The camera focuses on Draco then, who swaggers out, looking (SEXY!) pleased with himself. No one moves as he walks over to Keri and smiles, sitting down next to her on her left*
Draco: Hello, Keri.
Keri: Hi Draco.
Lucius: WHAT THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Sirius: Keri... that's just wrong....
Harry: WHY?!
Draco: Well I can explain this one. Potter's too ... *rolls eyes* Potterish. Black is too... old. My father wears hair ribbons, and I am just better then all of you. *grins evily*
Lucius: I DO NOT WEAR HAIR RIBBONS!
Sirius: YES YOU DO, MALFOY! YOU HAIR-RIBBONED FREAK!
Keri: Hey, Sirius, I like his hair ribbons! Just as much, for that fact, as your boxers with the doggy bones on them!
Harry, Lucius, Draco: *stare at Sirius, with a weird look on their faces*
Sirius: Keri! You're not supposed to say anything about those!
Draco: *sniggers*
Keri: Draco I wouldn't laugh because I also like your teddy bear Mr. Noodle, just as much as Sirius's doggy bone boxers and Lucius's hair ribbons!
Sirius: ....Mr. Noodle....?!
Lucius: *disgustedly* TEDDY BEAR?!
Harry: *falls over laughing hysterically*
Keri: Harry, I wouldn't even talk because I-
Harry: *jumps up and puts his hand over her mouth* YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Keri: *pulls his hand away* Then stop laughing!
Harry: *sits down and is clearly trying hard to keep a straight face*
Sarry Jinger: So, Draco, may I take this opportunity and ask you about your relationship with Keri?
Harry: *says suddenly* Yea especially since you're ENGAGED TO ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS!
*the crowd gasps in shock*
Draco: I never said I had a relationship with Keri.
Sirus: Then why are you here, and why does she know about Mr. Noodle?
Harry: Wait a minute... KERI YOU'VE SEEN SIRIUS'S BOXERS!?
Sarry Jinger: So is it true, Mr. Draco Malfoy that you are also engaged?
Draco: Yes.
Sarry Jinger: Yet you are seeing Keri?
Draco: It depends on what your defenition of "seeing" is. I mean, I 'SEE' a lot of her when-
Lucius and Sirius: *try to jump up and beat up Draco but they are magically zapped into their seats*
Harry: You've SEEN HIS MR. NOODLE?!
Keri: Jeez-us... look why can't we all get along?
Harry: You're seeing MY GODFATHER!
Sirius: YOU'RE SEEING MY ARCH-ENEMY!
Lucius: YOU'VE SEEN... MY SON!
Draco: *shrugs* I just don't like any of them.
Sarry Jinger: Well I've just gotten word from back stage that a Chrystal... is here. Chrystal is engaged to Draco, I believe?
Draco: *turns a bit white but his expression doesn't change*
Keri: ...Yes...
Sarry Jinger: Well let's bring her out, shall we?
*Chrystal comes out, but unlike any of the guys, she reaches Keri and starts beating the holy crap out of her. Keri, fights back*
*the crowd cheers and some ...perv-...person shouts 'TAKE IT OFF!'*
*Keri and Chrystal are finally seperated, Keri in her regular seat, Chrystal in between Lucius and Draco*
Chrystal: KERI YOU BIT**! HOW COULD YOU!?! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! HOW COULD YOU!?
Keri: Chrystal, he came on to me!
Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Chrystal: SO!?
Keri: He asked for it....
Draco: Asked for what now? I ask for a lot of things....
Chrystal: YOU PUT A SPELL ON HIM! SEE?! HE DOESNT EVEN REMEMBER!
Keri: Yea right...
Draco: Yea! She's right! I don't remember...
Sarry Jinger: Well in that case, I believe we have two more men to be added to this mess?
Harry: TWO!?
Sirius: They better be kids. I can understand kids. But if there are ANY MORE ADULTS KERI I SWEAR I'LL
Lucius: THERE SHOULD BE NO ONE ELSE! KERI IS MINE!
Harry: WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON! WE'RE ENGAGED!
Chrystal: YOU'RE ALL WRONG BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL HER!
Keri:... Can't we just... get along?
Sarry Jinger: And Keri, who is the fifth person?
Keri: *closes her eyes tightly and winces* Ron. Ron Weasly.
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And be on the look out for 'Alex and Her Guys', another Sarry Jinger...
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too. Er.. well my friend Alex owns herself, and Chrys owns herself... they might appear... Scratch that, they WILL appear... AHHH!!! *runs for cover*
Chapter 3. Harry, Sirius, Lucius, and Draco.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*The camera focuses on Draco then, who swaggers out, looking (SEXY!) pleased with himself. No one moves as he walks over to Keri and smiles, sitting down next to her on her left*
Draco: Hello, Keri.
Keri: Hi Draco.
Lucius: WHAT THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Sirius: Keri... that's just wrong....
Harry: WHY?!
Draco: Well I can explain this one. Potter's too ... *rolls eyes* Potterish. Black is too... old. My father wears hair ribbons, and I am just better then all of you. *grins evily*
Lucius: I DO NOT WEAR HAIR RIBBONS!
Sirius: YES YOU DO, MALFOY! YOU HAIR-RIBBONED FREAK!
Keri: Hey, Sirius, I like his hair ribbons! Just as much, for that fact, as your boxers with the doggy bones on them!
Harry, Lucius, Draco: *stare at Sirius, with a weird look on their faces*
Sirius: Keri! You're not supposed to say anything about those!
Draco: *sniggers*
Keri: Draco I wouldn't laugh because I also like your teddy bear Mr. Noodle, just as much as Sirius's doggy bone boxers and Lucius's hair ribbons!
Sirius: ....Mr. Noodle....?!
Lucius: *disgustedly* TEDDY BEAR?!
Harry: *falls over laughing hysterically*
Keri: Harry, I wouldn't even talk because I-
Harry: *jumps up and puts his hand over her mouth* YOU WOULDN'T DARE!
Keri: *pulls his hand away* Then stop laughing!
Harry: *sits down and is clearly trying hard to keep a straight face*
Sarry Jinger: So, Draco, may I take this opportunity and ask you about your relationship with Keri?
Harry: *says suddenly* Yea especially since you're ENGAGED TO ONE OF HER BEST FRIENDS!
*the crowd gasps in shock*
Draco: I never said I had a relationship with Keri.
Sirus: Then why are you here, and why does she know about Mr. Noodle?
Harry: Wait a minute... KERI YOU'VE SEEN SIRIUS'S BOXERS!?
Sarry Jinger: So is it true, Mr. Draco Malfoy that you are also engaged?
Draco: Yes.
Sarry Jinger: Yet you are seeing Keri?
Draco: It depends on what your defenition of "seeing" is. I mean, I 'SEE' a lot of her when-
Lucius and Sirius: *try to jump up and beat up Draco but they are magically zapped into their seats*
Harry: You've SEEN HIS MR. NOODLE?!
Keri: Jeez-us... look why can't we all get along?
Harry: You're seeing MY GODFATHER!
Sirius: YOU'RE SEEING MY ARCH-ENEMY!
Lucius: YOU'VE SEEN... MY SON!
Draco: *shrugs* I just don't like any of them.
Sarry Jinger: Well I've just gotten word from back stage that a Chrystal... is here. Chrystal is engaged to Draco, I believe?
Draco: *turns a bit white but his expression doesn't change*
Keri: ...Yes...
Sarry Jinger: Well let's bring her out, shall we?
*Chrystal comes out, but unlike any of the guys, she reaches Keri and starts beating the holy crap out of her. Keri, fights back*
*the crowd cheers and some ...perv-...person shouts 'TAKE IT OFF!'*
*Keri and Chrystal are finally seperated, Keri in her regular seat, Chrystal in between Lucius and Draco*
Chrystal: KERI YOU BIT**! HOW COULD YOU!?! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! HOW COULD YOU!?
Keri: Chrystal, he came on to me!
Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Chrystal: SO!?
Keri: He asked for it....
Draco: Asked for what now? I ask for a lot of things....
Chrystal: YOU PUT A SPELL ON HIM! SEE?! HE DOESNT EVEN REMEMBER!
Keri: Yea right...
Draco: Yea! She's right! I don't remember...
Sarry Jinger: Well in that case, I believe we have two more men to be added to this mess?
Harry: TWO!?
Sirius: They better be kids. I can understand kids. But if there are ANY MORE ADULTS KERI I SWEAR I'LL
Lucius: THERE SHOULD BE NO ONE ELSE! KERI IS MINE!
Harry: WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON! WE'RE ENGAGED!
Chrystal: YOU'RE ALL WRONG BECAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL HER!
Keri:... Can't we just... get along?
Sarry Jinger: And Keri, who is the fifth person?
Keri: *closes her eyes tightly and winces* Ron. Ron Weasly.
