~Keri and the Guys~
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And be on the look out for 'Alex and Her Guys', another Sarry Jinger...
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too. Er.. well my friend Alex owns herself, and Chrys owns herself... they might appear... Scratch that, they WILL appear... AHHH!!! *runs for cover*
Chapter 3. Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Draco, and Ron.
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Ron: *walks out and looks scared at all of the guys*
Harry: MY BEST FRIEND! KERI MY BEST FRIEND?!?!
Keri: That's it Harry! One more word and I will tell them about-
Harry: BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!
Keri: WELL I LOVE BINKIKINS, THE BABY BLANKET YOU ALWAYS SLEEP WITH!
Sirius:... Binkikins?
Lucius: Baby blanket?
Draco: *is purple from not breathing because he is laughing so hard*
Ron: Dude, Harry, she knows about that!?
Keri: Yea and I also know about your Fuzzy-lumpkins!
Draco: FUZZY-LUMPKINS?!
Ron: Keri SHUT UP!
Keri: Yea, Fuzzy-Lumpkins is what he calls his-
Ron: KERY SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Chrystal: Woah that sounds incredibly wrong.
Keri: Shut up, I bet you don't even know about Draco's Mr. Noodle!
Chrystal: Mr. Noodle?
Sarry Jinger: Excuse me! I believe this is MY SHOW so SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU AND LET ME TALK!
*everyone sits, Ron in between Draco and Keri*
Sarry Jinger: Now then, I believe Ron is also involved with you Keri?
Keri: Well see... the funny thing is... er... he's also seeing one of my other best friends...
Sirius: Oh hahaha.
Sarry Jinger: And she would be?
Keri: Alex....
Sirius: *looks over at Ron* ALEX?!
Ron: Er... I really feel horrible... I shouldn't have...
Keri: Oh Ron, it's no biggie, Alex will understand.
Alex: *appears* UNDERSTAND?! UNDERSTAND THIS!! *punchs Keri and she and Keri are fighting*
*the crowd cheers and the same perv-...person says 'TAKE IT OFF!'*
Keri: *gets up* THATS IT! WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT!
Sirius: *raises his hand* It was me.
Keri: *throws her hands up* I'm surrounded. *sits down in her seat
Alex: *sits down between Harry and Sirius*
Sarry Jinger: Alex, Chrystal, do you two think that what Keri has done will ruin your friendships?
Alex: Okay is she on something or does she think we LIKE Keri stealing our guys?
Chrystal: Honestly! I mean, Draco and I are ENGAGED!
Keri: First of all, I can't help it if Draco's been playing Chrystal from the start, and secondly, I can't help it if I love alot of guys.
Harry: Can you help it if you hurt us?
Keri: Harry...
Chrystal: Look, she's just a slut! And she's lieing! Draco has never played me!
Keri: Right....
Chrystal: *jumps up but Draco pulls her back into his lap*
Keri: OH boy....
Alex: Well both Ron and Keri are in huge trouble concerning me! I am not so naive to think Ron didn't do anything wrong!
Keri: Well actually.... he really didn't... someone kinda put a spell on me, and I kinda put a spell on him...
Alex: *looks at Ron*
Ron: Yea well... the spell kinda wore off....
Alex: WHAT?!
Keri: Oh hey, that's nice to know... *frowns a little*
Ron: I er.. ehm...
Sarry Jinger: So are we all ready for the sixth and final person?
Harry: Let's hurry up so I can go home and kill myself.
Alex: HARRY JAMES POTTER!
Sirius: Yes, and me and Keri can--
Lucius: She's leaving with me!
Sirius: The hell she is!
Keri: Or I could leave with Bill...
Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Draco, Ron, Chrystal, Alex: BILL?
Keri: Er... Weasly?
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And be on the look out for 'Alex and Her Guys', another Sarry Jinger...
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too. Er.. well my friend Alex owns herself, and Chrys owns herself... they might appear... Scratch that, they WILL appear... AHHH!!! *runs for cover*
Chapter 3. Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Draco, and Ron.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ron: *walks out and looks scared at all of the guys*
Harry: MY BEST FRIEND! KERI MY BEST FRIEND?!?!
Keri: That's it Harry! One more word and I will tell them about-
Harry: BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!
Keri: WELL I LOVE BINKIKINS, THE BABY BLANKET YOU ALWAYS SLEEP WITH!
Sirius:... Binkikins?
Lucius: Baby blanket?
Draco: *is purple from not breathing because he is laughing so hard*
Ron: Dude, Harry, she knows about that!?
Keri: Yea and I also know about your Fuzzy-lumpkins!
Draco: FUZZY-LUMPKINS?!
Ron: Keri SHUT UP!
Keri: Yea, Fuzzy-Lumpkins is what he calls his-
Ron: KERY SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Chrystal: Woah that sounds incredibly wrong.
Keri: Shut up, I bet you don't even know about Draco's Mr. Noodle!
Chrystal: Mr. Noodle?
Sarry Jinger: Excuse me! I believe this is MY SHOW so SIT DOWN ALL OF YOU AND LET ME TALK!
*everyone sits, Ron in between Draco and Keri*
Sarry Jinger: Now then, I believe Ron is also involved with you Keri?
Keri: Well see... the funny thing is... er... he's also seeing one of my other best friends...
Sirius: Oh hahaha.
Sarry Jinger: And she would be?
Keri: Alex....
Sirius: *looks over at Ron* ALEX?!
Ron: Er... I really feel horrible... I shouldn't have...
Keri: Oh Ron, it's no biggie, Alex will understand.
Alex: *appears* UNDERSTAND?! UNDERSTAND THIS!! *punchs Keri and she and Keri are fighting*
*the crowd cheers and the same perv-...person says 'TAKE IT OFF!'*
Keri: *gets up* THATS IT! WHO KEEPS SAYING THAT!
Sirius: *raises his hand* It was me.
Keri: *throws her hands up* I'm surrounded. *sits down in her seat
Alex: *sits down between Harry and Sirius*
Sarry Jinger: Alex, Chrystal, do you two think that what Keri has done will ruin your friendships?
Alex: Okay is she on something or does she think we LIKE Keri stealing our guys?
Chrystal: Honestly! I mean, Draco and I are ENGAGED!
Keri: First of all, I can't help it if Draco's been playing Chrystal from the start, and secondly, I can't help it if I love alot of guys.
Harry: Can you help it if you hurt us?
Keri: Harry...
Chrystal: Look, she's just a slut! And she's lieing! Draco has never played me!
Keri: Right....
Chrystal: *jumps up but Draco pulls her back into his lap*
Keri: OH boy....
Alex: Well both Ron and Keri are in huge trouble concerning me! I am not so naive to think Ron didn't do anything wrong!
Keri: Well actually.... he really didn't... someone kinda put a spell on me, and I kinda put a spell on him...
Alex: *looks at Ron*
Ron: Yea well... the spell kinda wore off....
Alex: WHAT?!
Keri: Oh hey, that's nice to know... *frowns a little*
Ron: I er.. ehm...
Sarry Jinger: So are we all ready for the sixth and final person?
Harry: Let's hurry up so I can go home and kill myself.
Alex: HARRY JAMES POTTER!
Sirius: Yes, and me and Keri can--
Lucius: She's leaving with me!
Sirius: The hell she is!
Keri: Or I could leave with Bill...
Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Draco, Ron, Chrystal, Alex: BILL?
Keri: Er... Weasly?
