~Keri and the Guys~
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And be on the look out for 'Alex and Her Guys', another Sarry Jinger...
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too. Er.. well my friend Alex owns herself, and Chrys owns herself... they might appear... Scratch that, they WILL appear... AHHH!!! *runs for cover* er... a tiny wittle LOTR too... yea
Chapter 5. Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Draco, Ron, and Bill.
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Alex: Whew, I thought you meant Bill the Pony.
Keri: Yes, Alex, I love a pony.
Draco: Well that would explain a lot.
Keri: Shut up Malfoy.
Sarry Jinger: *getting somewhat aggravated* Well Bill's here, and he's coming out.
Ron: MY OLDER BROTHER BILL?!
Alex: No, Bill the pony! Now shut up Ron!
*Bill comes out, looking incredibly sexy and badass-ish*
Keri: Hey Bill.
Bill: *nods* Hey Keri.
Sirius: Keri. He's not... a kid.
Lucius: He's a Weasly!
Keri: Er... right. And you need to be quiet, the both of you or more embarrassing stories shall be revealed.
Alex: *grinning evily suddenly* Oh no, Keri, the only embarrassing stories that are going to be revealed are about you!
Keri: What? I have no embarrassing stories....
Chrystal: *sits up* Oh yes you do...
Keri: Shut up!
Alex: Oh I don't think I will. I know one particular time in Snape's class-
Keri: *puts her hands up to her ears* NOT LISTENING! NOT LISTENING!
Alex: Ron, Sirius, hold her hands down.
Sirius:...Why should I?!
Alex: NOW!!
*The camera focuses on Sirius and Ron who hold Keri's arms down*
Keri: NO! STOP!
Chrystal: You're getting some of what you deserve! After stealing our guys!!
Keri: Hey I didn't STEAL THEM!
*everyone looks at her at this comment*
Keri: Er... I just borrowed them....?
Alex: *grins* The first time, is in Snape's class. Do you guys remember that?
Ron:... Oh yea, the same day Harry had missed Potions... and we were making an enlarging potion and Keri spilled it all down her front?
Alex: That's exactly what I remember.
Keri: I did not!
Chrystal: Oh yes, there are even pictures from that, isn't there?
Alex: *grins* Yes. And it's like it got on her shirt other wise the other part that was enlarging might have burst it.
Keri: Shut up!
*The crowd makes an 'ooooh' sound*
Alex: I believe you ran out of potions and could barely fit through the door... Snape's face was redder then the Weasly's hair.
*Sirius's eyes grow big as he realizes where EXACTLY Keri spill the potion*
Lucius:... That happened in Snape's class?!
Keri: *puts her arms around herself, as if remembering something painful*
Chrystal: Oh yes. Just like the other time Keri kept asking someone to do-
Keri: SHUT UP! YOU CURSED ME SO THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD SAY!
Chrystal: No I didn't... I believe ooh it was sixth year, and you kept asking if someone would do you a favor and you wouldn't shut up, so when you started to get loud, I just cursed off the last part of the sentence...
Ron: *laughs* And Snape thought she was asking someone to do-
Keri: NOTHING! SHUT UP!
Ron: Her. *laughs even more*
Alex: *looks around* Well you certainly got what you wanted.
Keri: THIS IS FUNNY! IM GONNA BLOW ALL OF YOU TO SMITHERENES!
Sarry Jinger: Now, really, is this necessary?
Harry:... *is red in the face but does not answer*
Bill: Hey, Keri's cool. She had a few accidents but they are not too embarrassing.
Sarry Jinger: So you are not mad at her Bill?
Bill: Well... I can't be because....
Sarry Jinger: Yes?
Ron: AND THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME IN CHARMS! She was supposed to be charming her clothes to light up and make a little song whenever you moved and instead she charmed all of outer clothes off.
Lucius: She was naked!?
Sirius: IN FLITWICKS CLASS?!
Chrystal: Ew no!
Keri: I was not naked!
Ron: You were standing in a bra and underwear, Keri. I think that qualifies as really close to naked.
Alex: Oh but don't forget the time she fell backwards down the main stairs on her butt and she couldn't walk right for about two weeks.
Draco: Or the time she passed the Slytherin Table and she fell flat on her face making her skirt go-
Lucius: DRACO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Sarry Jinger: I don't think I've heard anything out of Harry or Sirius...
Sirius:... Keri's leaving with me.
Harry: NO SHE ISNT! I LOVE KERI! AND SHE MADE... A FEW MISTAKES BUT I LOVE HER!
Sirius: NO! ME!!!
Lucius: You're all wrong! SHE IS COMING WITH ME!
Alex: Well Ron, Bill, and Sirius are coming with me!
Keri: WHAT?!
Alex: Ah... I mean... Ron and....
Keri: WHY YOU LITTLE- *jumps up and attacks Alex, sending everyone into fighting*
Sarry Jinger: *keeps trying to say something but the fighting is brought her way and she and the camera get knocked over. Her face is gone for a moment, but then it appears,upside down* WELL-- YOU CAN JOIN US-- NEXT WEEK-- FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF-- THE SARRY JINGER SHOW!!
*The crowd jumps up, some rooting for others and the show ends with everyone fighting*
A/n: Thanky to all for reviews, lol, Im glad you find it funny and people out there have a sence of humour!! And be on the look out for 'Alex and Her Guys', another Sarry Jinger...
D/C: By the way, the six male guys and any other Harry Potter character that may appear were MADE BY J.K Rowling! Her idea! The rest is my handiness. Blah ha. Oh and I kinda got the name from Jerry Springer. And J.K Rowling owns Hogwarts too. Er.. well my friend Alex owns herself, and Chrys owns herself... they might appear... Scratch that, they WILL appear... AHHH!!! *runs for cover* er... a tiny wittle LOTR too... yea
Chapter 5. Harry, Sirius, Lucius, Draco, Ron, and Bill.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex: Whew, I thought you meant Bill the Pony.
Keri: Yes, Alex, I love a pony.
Draco: Well that would explain a lot.
Keri: Shut up Malfoy.
Sarry Jinger: *getting somewhat aggravated* Well Bill's here, and he's coming out.
Ron: MY OLDER BROTHER BILL?!
Alex: No, Bill the pony! Now shut up Ron!
*Bill comes out, looking incredibly sexy and badass-ish*
Keri: Hey Bill.
Bill: *nods* Hey Keri.
Sirius: Keri. He's not... a kid.
Lucius: He's a Weasly!
Keri: Er... right. And you need to be quiet, the both of you or more embarrassing stories shall be revealed.
Alex: *grinning evily suddenly* Oh no, Keri, the only embarrassing stories that are going to be revealed are about you!
Keri: What? I have no embarrassing stories....
Chrystal: *sits up* Oh yes you do...
Keri: Shut up!
Alex: Oh I don't think I will. I know one particular time in Snape's class-
Keri: *puts her hands up to her ears* NOT LISTENING! NOT LISTENING!
Alex: Ron, Sirius, hold her hands down.
Sirius:...Why should I?!
Alex: NOW!!
*The camera focuses on Sirius and Ron who hold Keri's arms down*
Keri: NO! STOP!
Chrystal: You're getting some of what you deserve! After stealing our guys!!
Keri: Hey I didn't STEAL THEM!
*everyone looks at her at this comment*
Keri: Er... I just borrowed them....?
Alex: *grins* The first time, is in Snape's class. Do you guys remember that?
Ron:... Oh yea, the same day Harry had missed Potions... and we were making an enlarging potion and Keri spilled it all down her front?
Alex: That's exactly what I remember.
Keri: I did not!
Chrystal: Oh yes, there are even pictures from that, isn't there?
Alex: *grins* Yes. And it's like it got on her shirt other wise the other part that was enlarging might have burst it.
Keri: Shut up!
*The crowd makes an 'ooooh' sound*
Alex: I believe you ran out of potions and could barely fit through the door... Snape's face was redder then the Weasly's hair.
*Sirius's eyes grow big as he realizes where EXACTLY Keri spill the potion*
Lucius:... That happened in Snape's class?!
Keri: *puts her arms around herself, as if remembering something painful*
Chrystal: Oh yes. Just like the other time Keri kept asking someone to do-
Keri: SHUT UP! YOU CURSED ME SO THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD SAY!
Chrystal: No I didn't... I believe ooh it was sixth year, and you kept asking if someone would do you a favor and you wouldn't shut up, so when you started to get loud, I just cursed off the last part of the sentence...
Ron: *laughs* And Snape thought she was asking someone to do-
Keri: NOTHING! SHUT UP!
Ron: Her. *laughs even more*
Alex: *looks around* Well you certainly got what you wanted.
Keri: THIS IS FUNNY! IM GONNA BLOW ALL OF YOU TO SMITHERENES!
Sarry Jinger: Now, really, is this necessary?
Harry:... *is red in the face but does not answer*
Bill: Hey, Keri's cool. She had a few accidents but they are not too embarrassing.
Sarry Jinger: So you are not mad at her Bill?
Bill: Well... I can't be because....
Sarry Jinger: Yes?
Ron: AND THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME IN CHARMS! She was supposed to be charming her clothes to light up and make a little song whenever you moved and instead she charmed all of outer clothes off.
Lucius: She was naked!?
Sirius: IN FLITWICKS CLASS?!
Chrystal: Ew no!
Keri: I was not naked!
Ron: You were standing in a bra and underwear, Keri. I think that qualifies as really close to naked.
Alex: Oh but don't forget the time she fell backwards down the main stairs on her butt and she couldn't walk right for about two weeks.
Draco: Or the time she passed the Slytherin Table and she fell flat on her face making her skirt go-
Lucius: DRACO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Sarry Jinger: I don't think I've heard anything out of Harry or Sirius...
Sirius:... Keri's leaving with me.
Harry: NO SHE ISNT! I LOVE KERI! AND SHE MADE... A FEW MISTAKES BUT I LOVE HER!
Sirius: NO! ME!!!
Lucius: You're all wrong! SHE IS COMING WITH ME!
Alex: Well Ron, Bill, and Sirius are coming with me!
Keri: WHAT?!
Alex: Ah... I mean... Ron and....
Keri: WHY YOU LITTLE- *jumps up and attacks Alex, sending everyone into fighting*
Sarry Jinger: *keeps trying to say something but the fighting is brought her way and she and the camera get knocked over. Her face is gone for a moment, but then it appears,upside down* WELL-- YOU CAN JOIN US-- NEXT WEEK-- FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF-- THE SARRY JINGER SHOW!!
*The crowd jumps up, some rooting for others and the show ends with everyone fighting*
