This is a Kats POV and it is written by Mini Maiden (Oracles Little sister otherwise known as Cozzie.B or Red Haired She Devil!) Hope ya like and do review her and tell her you thoughts, remember everyone loves feedback! So do review her!
I didn't care what Mel had said. I a strange feeling that I was actually pregnant even though everyone else kept saying that it wasn't me that bought the test. You see I had blank spots every day when I couldn't remember anything which I had done for an hour of so but Baldy had always said that this was because of the amount of times I'd hit my head on large objects growing up. I may have brought it on one of those times.
Since Mel had, yet again, stolen my thunder, I had ignored her, and since I had told Kurt she was up the spout of the chocolate teapot she hadn't spoken to me either. Because of this, Hank was now my second in command.
"So then she gets all uppity just because I told Kurt that he was expecting. The way I see it the man had a right to know and also…"
"Please stop talking"
"No. And also she had stolen my thunder so the way I see it an eye for an eye a foot for a nose."
Hank looked about as happy as I was feeling right now, and that wasn't very happy. I needed to get all the girls together for a talk but every time I yelled for a girls meeting in the kitchen they either stared at me blankly or ignored me. They wouldn't have done this if they thought I was carrying! But Ash seemed to get the message (I assumed from the laughter coming from her corner) and convinced the girls I was sincere.
When we were far away from the three legged demons that had gotten me and the A-Hole into this mess I started to confess to my friends.
"You lot know that I'm expecting Jesus and everything?" for a second they were all hanging on every word. Well except for Mel who was yet again stating that I wasn't pregnant.
"Well, I've sort of got a confession to make. It… well… it might not be Bobby's."
Suddenly the conversation and the rummaging through the fridge that had started while I was speaking stopped.
"You mean you've actually tricked someone else into being with you?" Jubes exclaimed, then realised what she had said, "And by tricked of course I mean persuaded."
"Well you guys know how a few months ago I refused to go on a mission because I had a huge hole in my costume?"
"Burnt there by you!"
"This is no time to point the finger Mel! And you know how while you were away Pyro came around and we burnt down one of the wings by mistake. Well while he was here we…"
"OH DEAR GOD!!!" Ash was white faced, Mels was red and Jubes was Green, but Bounce seemed to be loving the story. "How are you going to tell Bobby?"
"Actually I haven't finished my story. You know how Richard has this beer, lab, beer, lab routine? Well he missed his beer one day and phoned through for it, so I decided to take it to him out of kindness but while I was there we got chatting… and one thing led to another…"
"Bobby is just going to kill you!!"
"Wait there's more. One night I went downstairs cause I couldn't sleep, so I decided to get a cup of coffee as I'd heard that could help. Well Remy was there and he was drunk again and watching a film and I felt giggly after my coffee so I decided to watch the film too. But it turns out it was one of THOSE films and Remy thought he was in his bedroom. So I got scared and Remy tried to comfort me and it just sort of happened."
"Been there girl!" Bounce chipped in with replies from the audience about Remy.
"WAIT! There's more. You know how the night you found the pregnancy test I went carolling with Scott. Well…"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!" Jubes had immediately gotten up and puked in the nearest bin, and Ash didn't look much better.
"But on the plus side with that one, Scott was really very gentle." More retching. "And he even let me win!"
"What kind of sick world you live in Kat?" Ash exclaimed.
"It wasn't my fault and I don't see what the big deal is with me doing this with other guys. It's just that Bobby says that since we're an item now my thumb should be for him and him only…" Jubes was retching even louder. "I mean what is the big deal with playing thumb wars with a couple of hundred guys anyway?"
At this the room stood still. Ash was giggling madly again with that strange tick she always got when she was around me and suddenly there was a sigh of relief from the studio audience.
"False alarm, she isn't pregnant. She is however a moron." Mel said.
"But I am! I've played Thumb wars with so many people that I must have a bun in my closet!"
"Kat, can you tell me who told you, you get pregnant by playing thumb wars?"
"It was Hank when we went on that cruise. After he finished his crab story (Refer to 'Retribution X: On Holiday) He told me and Bobby to be careful when playing it coz I might get pregnant. And I've done it with so many men that I must be."
"You're just a whore aren't you?" Mel said (I got told later) jokingly.
When we looked back at what happened next in a few years we laughed. Yet at that time it wasn't funny. It just showed how much hairspray Mel used on her fringe. Within seconds of her saying this, her fringe was nearly gone. Mel was screaming and Jubes in desperation was punching Mel's head, trying to extinguish the flames. Let's just say that Mel leaves the room whenever I "Accidentally" set something on fire and she still has a slight bald patch.
After we had dowsed the flames Ash and the gang sat me down and explained to me how you made a baby.
"So Kat you see you can't possibly be pregnant yet, can you?"
I thought for a moment. "Of course I can. Me and Bobby are only human after all."
As I walked out of the room I could hear quietly spoken by Mel "Only just!"
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