22 Ways To Kill Snow White. Or Paige Disclaimer- I forgot to add a disclaimer in the first chapter so everyone should know that I do not own Charmed! Or any other t.v show although I do own a large collection of clothes.That was meant to be a joke. Ha.ha.ha....i'll stop now.

A/n~~~ Anonymous, thankyou for your review, I know this may suck and I do like Paige but it's fun to kill her in as many different ways as possible. Or, 22..

A/n~~~ Thankyou for the other reviews especially Aqua's who's story A Journey Cut Short is cooool! Well I thought it was good. Check it out, people.

A/n~~~Le pamplemousse, Kimberley.

A/n~~~Microsoft Word just told me that Kimberley doesn't spell her name right. It weants to spell it K-I-M-B-E-R-L-Y but. no. It's accepting your name now Kim.

This is for Kim who will hopefully never get oranges thrown at her by Kristen and I because we know how sore your hand was after you touched an orange with it.

"Paige!!!!!! It's already 12! Get outta bed!" Piper hollowed down the hall.

"Late night, huh?" Pheobe asked Paige with raised eyebrows as Paige escaped from her room, shutting the door quickly.

"You could say that."

"I know, that's why I am. Loverboy not up yet?"

Paige narrowed her eyes. "No. So don't go in there and seduce him now while I'm in the shower!"

"Wouldn't dream of it." As Paige walked slowly down the hall, keeping her eyes on Pheobe as she stepped into the bathroom. Pheobe chuckled then opened Paige's door to see what gift her eye would give her today.

"Cole?!?!?!?!" Pheobe gasped.

Cole lifted his head off the pillow. "Wow! Sh*t! Pheebs! Long time, no see!"

"You can say that again."

"Long time, no see. So, how long's it been, high school?"

"Yeah, wow, I guess." As Pheobe stood there gaping at him her older sister walked into the room.

"Coooole!" Piper exclaimed. She ran over and gave Pheobe's high school best friend a huge hug.

"Hey Piper, what the hell!?!?! You're a balloon!" Cole grinned as he patted her belly. She blushed. "Well someone in this family had to have offspring sooner or later. So what's going on? You're with Paige?"

"Another P? I don't get how you guys even know each other, I'm sure she told me last night but we were too high to remember anyway. So, you guys have any dope in the house? Pheebs? Wanna get some together, reminisce about old times?" Cole grinned at her hopefully.

"Gee, maybe some other time. Look Cole, you really gotta go. We've got some stuff we've gotta do."

"We do?" Piper creased her forehead.

"The humph muuur." Pheobe mumbled.

"Oh!!! Oh, I remember. So, yeah see yah Cole."

"Aww, come on guys, no dope today? You've changed Pheebs. Thank god your roommate at least knows how to party."

"Roommate? No, no, no, dear boy. Sibling, uh huh, you got high with my little sister. And little did I know Paige even got high. She smoked dope, so we'll smoke her." Pheobe raved on.

"Pheobe?" Piper asked. "You okay?"

"Sibling?!?!?!" Cole burst out, finally grasping what she had said. "Wow- 4 girls. No offence Piper but is your husband gay?"

"Hey!!!" She exclaimed, insulted. She turned to the sound of whistling as they caught a glimpse of Leo walking passed the door, with sparkly pink high heels, a bright red hand bag and lip stick smeared all over his face. "He's practicing for a play!" She defended, turning the colour of Leo's handbag.

"Yeah, sure. I'm outta here." Cole walked downstairs and out the door, stopping only to trip Leo over on his 4-inch heels.

"Well that was rude!" Piper gasped.

"I know, he didn't even say bye to Paige!" Pheobe exclaimed.

"No, the way he questioned my husband's sexuality! Now let's go, or it'll be too late to blaze." Piper turned and walked down the hall, stepping carefully on Leo as she passed.

Piper and Pheobe carefully set the table as planned. Killing Paige was a tricky business, she was sneaky. They strategically placed a bowl of fruit in the middle of the table. There was a bunch of grapes, an apple, a plum and 14 oranges sitting in the bowl. Paige entered the kitchen from the dining room and sat down at the table, waiting for breakfast.

"So, you know, the guy I slept with turned out to be a total flake! I got back from shaving my beard, uh, legs and he had totally zipped. Men are just. ugh!" Paige declared.

"Hmmmm." Piper frowned sympathetically. "Now!" She yelled. Even faster than the first time, Piper and Pheobe threw oranges at Paige, trying to get the unbandaged spots so that she would have even more citrus reactions.

They cracked up as Paige keeled over, trying frantically to throw the grapes back at them, but Piper and Pheobe, being as skilled as they were, just caught them in their mouths, and has soon eaten the whole bunch.

Quickly, as Paige was out of ammunition Piper threw the currently toasting toaster onto Paige's hair, which caught fire and engulfed her whole body in flames. Pheobe smiled and waved happily as Paige became a crumbling pile of ashes. Piper frowned, looking ready to cry. She quickly grabbed the broom from next to the fridge and cleaned up all of Paige's ashes, throwing them in the bin.

"That's better!" They both grinned widely at each other, happy with their victory as they heard Leo fall down the stairs on his heels.

So, once again, Paige is gone! Until next time, may the evil oranges be careful, for there are only so many evil orange trees.