22 Ways To Kill Paige-Waigey-Wo
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: You know tha drill. I don't own Charmed, I don't own the people on Charmed, I don't own the people that play the people on Charmed, their parents, their relatives or anyone who knows them. Glad that's settled.
A/N ~~~ Author's Notes are fun except I can't think of anything to write so I'll shut my mouth, or in this case, cut my fingers off.
A/N ~~~ I thought of something now. Thankyou to Kimberley and Kristen, the best friends a girl could ask for. You guys inspire me, so spankyou. Or thankyou, whatever you prefer. And, albeit in the last chapter they were together, sadly, Kate and Dushko broke up! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . . . . . *Looks around and realises everyone else in the room is looking at her strangely* *Looks again and realises there is NO one else in the room.* *Stops staring in the mirror*
~Paige ran downstairs, anxious to get the paper. She had written a letter to Pheobe's column. Alright, alright. She had drawn a 'pretty picture' for Pheobe instead. It showed Piper, Pheobe and Paige smiling in front of the manor while Leo was on fire in the background. It had taken her a whole week to perfect, and she had gotten Kit to write the address on the envelope for her. She sprinted down the stairs, running like the wind, until she stumbled and found herself face-down on the floor. She looked up to see Leo standing above her, grinning evilly. He had a shiny pink high heel stuck out, and Paige realised that was what she had run over. He held out and hand to help her up, but when she reached for it, he just pulled away, making her fall over again.
"MWAHAHAHAHA" His laughter echoed through the house.
"Leo, is that you?" Piper called from the kitchen.
"Of course not, honey." He called back innocently. He narrowed his eyes at Paige. "I'll be watching you."
Paige had finally made it to the paper, after being gunned down twice by Leo and his shoes, and turned to Pheobe's column. There was no picture in sight. Paige began to cry loudly. She saw Piper come out of the door and knew she was going to get some sympathy.
"Shut the F*** up!!!" Piper yelled. "For F**** sake I'm F****** trying to get some sleep!"
"I thought you were in the kitchen, cooking?" Paige asked confused.
"Isn't that what I said?!?!?! Geez!" Piper snatched the paper out of Paige's hand and replaced it with an orange. "There, eat that." As Paige raised it to her mouth Piper pushed it against her face, smooshing it into Paige's face. This caused Paige to start crying again, until she noticed Pheobe walking up the steps to the manor.
"PHEOBE!" She yelled happily.
"Ummmmmm, NO, sorry." Pheobe walked right past Paige to give Piper a bear hug, but Piper just pushed her away as she noticed something down the road and squinted to see what it was.
"Look! It's Leo in a truck!" She yelled.
Paige, being the dolt she is, ran down the steps onto the road, cheerfully waving at Leo as he floored the pedal, gaining speed by the millisecond.
"Hi 'Leo-in-a-truck!" She yelled enthusiastically.
Pheobe and Piper waved happily as Paige became pieces-of-Paige, flying over the road and into the Halliwell's front windows.
"And that," Leo explained, "is why you should never mess with a man in heels."
Chapter 5
Disclaimer: You know tha drill. I don't own Charmed, I don't own the people on Charmed, I don't own the people that play the people on Charmed, their parents, their relatives or anyone who knows them. Glad that's settled.
A/N ~~~ Author's Notes are fun except I can't think of anything to write so I'll shut my mouth, or in this case, cut my fingers off.
A/N ~~~ I thought of something now. Thankyou to Kimberley and Kristen, the best friends a girl could ask for. You guys inspire me, so spankyou. Or thankyou, whatever you prefer. And, albeit in the last chapter they were together, sadly, Kate and Dushko broke up! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . . . . . *Looks around and realises everyone else in the room is looking at her strangely* *Looks again and realises there is NO one else in the room.* *Stops staring in the mirror*
~Paige ran downstairs, anxious to get the paper. She had written a letter to Pheobe's column. Alright, alright. She had drawn a 'pretty picture' for Pheobe instead. It showed Piper, Pheobe and Paige smiling in front of the manor while Leo was on fire in the background. It had taken her a whole week to perfect, and she had gotten Kit to write the address on the envelope for her. She sprinted down the stairs, running like the wind, until she stumbled and found herself face-down on the floor. She looked up to see Leo standing above her, grinning evilly. He had a shiny pink high heel stuck out, and Paige realised that was what she had run over. He held out and hand to help her up, but when she reached for it, he just pulled away, making her fall over again.
"MWAHAHAHAHA" His laughter echoed through the house.
"Leo, is that you?" Piper called from the kitchen.
"Of course not, honey." He called back innocently. He narrowed his eyes at Paige. "I'll be watching you."
Paige had finally made it to the paper, after being gunned down twice by Leo and his shoes, and turned to Pheobe's column. There was no picture in sight. Paige began to cry loudly. She saw Piper come out of the door and knew she was going to get some sympathy.
"Shut the F*** up!!!" Piper yelled. "For F**** sake I'm F****** trying to get some sleep!"
"I thought you were in the kitchen, cooking?" Paige asked confused.
"Isn't that what I said?!?!?! Geez!" Piper snatched the paper out of Paige's hand and replaced it with an orange. "There, eat that." As Paige raised it to her mouth Piper pushed it against her face, smooshing it into Paige's face. This caused Paige to start crying again, until she noticed Pheobe walking up the steps to the manor.
"PHEOBE!" She yelled happily.
"Ummmmmm, NO, sorry." Pheobe walked right past Paige to give Piper a bear hug, but Piper just pushed her away as she noticed something down the road and squinted to see what it was.
"Look! It's Leo in a truck!" She yelled.
Paige, being the dolt she is, ran down the steps onto the road, cheerfully waving at Leo as he floored the pedal, gaining speed by the millisecond.
"Hi 'Leo-in-a-truck!" She yelled enthusiastically.
Pheobe and Piper waved happily as Paige became pieces-of-Paige, flying over the road and into the Halliwell's front windows.
"And that," Leo explained, "is why you should never mess with a man in heels."
