22 Ways To Say "goodbye" Paigey-waigey and "hello" To A Brighter Future
Author's Note~~~ Thankyou to all of the reviews, they are very muchly loved, and to those of you who don't review: BEWARE. . .I'm gonna send you a stoopid chain letter email and you'll have to pass it on or else never, EVER go out with anyone. . . Sure. . . Well, if you DON'T review, I'll lock you in a room with no sunlight (just the way Paige likes it) and NO doors AND PAIGE!!! I'll make her SING. TO YOU.. CELINE DION SONGS..... NAKED!!!!!
Disclaimer: I'm still writing these fan fictions and I', still NOT the owner of charmed, as each chapter seems to sate clearly, apart from Chapter One cos I forgot. . . . . . .
Chapter Nine
"ROAR!!!!!!" Roared a random demon. It was blue and green and black and red and purple and pink and orange and yellow and very, very, VERY scary. So scary in fact that it ROARED and Paige fell down the manor stairs. Poor Paige. Or not.
"Ow!!!!" She screamed before it spat some ORANGE FLAVOURED saliva on her and laughed throatily. Leo came out from the conservatory, and upon seeing the act, giggled girlishly. "That's funny." He said in an extremely feminine voice. He cowered behind a random wall as the demon ROARED.
"Sorry Leo." It apologised. "I had something in my throat."
Leo came out, pretending he hadn't in fact been scared of the ROARING demon, when, he had.
"I'm Rory." The demon said. "But you can call me ROARIE*." Leo giggled.
"You're funny."
"Why?"
"Um, um, um um um, I have to go pee-pee." Leo quickly skipped up the stairs, his floral pink skirt coming up to reveal his bright pink and orange underpants featuring Barbie.
Paige groaned randomly. She didn't want anyone to forget that she was on the floor and in pain.
"Owwwwwww. It's too bad I can't heal myself." She tried. Nothing happened. "Quick, someone help me! There's a demon!" She yelled.
Roarie looked offended. "I don't wanna hurt anyone. I was hired by your sis- "
"BAD DEMON! SHOO, SHOO!" Piper yelled, running down the stairs before Roarie revealed too much.
"But Piper. . . "
"Enough of that! Stop hurting my precious bastard-child half-sister!" She went to stand next to Roarie, lowering her voice so that the Paige on the floor couldn't hear.
"I'll pay you later!" Piper mumbled. "Now do something demonic!"
Roarie nodded, turning to look at the house. He picked up a blue vase from the coffee table and threw it onto the floor.
"No!" Piper screamed dramatically.
"Peace out!" Roarie yelled as he shimmered out.
"Hey! PHEOBE!!! Clean up your mess!" Piper yelled, addressing the mess on the floor.
"Just a second!" Pheobe yelled dumbly, not sure exactly what 'mess' she had left on the floor but eager to find out.
"Noooooo. . . " Paige groaned from the floor.
Piper looked at her comfortingly. "Don't worry Paige, I'll clean up the mess." Piper promised. She went to a random cupboard under the random stairs and retrieved many random objects, including a dustpan and broom, vacuum cleaner, duster, dust buster, a small broom and a large broom.
"I can't. . . . moooooove." Paige uttered, her eyes half closed due to the immense pain she was feeling.
"Don't worry." Piper said bravely. She moved to stand next to the vase, a couple of metres away form Paige, and then with all her strength, threw the dustpan and broom as hard as she could. She laughed as they bounced off Paige's forehead. Paige screamed. Piper doubled over with laughter as her baby cried randomly.
She ignored it and picked up a large broom. She walked over to Paige, stabbing Paige in the stomach repetitively. She swept the broom roughly over Paige, making sure that the cobwebs landing in her mouth. She then threw the broom onto Paige and eyes the vacuum cleaner mischievously.
"Stop. . . hurting, me." Paige uttered as Pheobe appeared at the top of the stairs looking hurt.
"Hey!!! Are you hurting Paige? No fair, I wanna join!" She ran giddily down the stairs, picking up the duster and beating Paige's pregnant belly with it.
"Take that, baby!" Pheobe yelled.
"I'm not pregnant!"
"Oh. . . . . Look!!!! A DISTRACTION!" She quickly threw the duster at Paige once more, then helped Piper with the vacuum cleaner.
They sucked as Paige was vacuumed, they laughed as Paige cried, they screamed with happiness as Paige screamed in pain.
"Whoopsie!" Piper yelled as she was sucked completely into the vacuum cleaner.
"We didn't do it!" Yelled Pheobe! "We though she was the cream rug!"
"Uh, yeah!" Piper yelled at the ceiling.
An elder quickly orbed, uh, shimm, uh. . . appeared?, ummmm TELEPORTED down. From heaven. Where they live.
"It's okay." She whispered loudly to the remaining Charmed Ones. "We understand." She gave them the Elder's secret handshake, a random hand slap, and TELEPORTED back UP.
Pheobe and Piper smiled and Paige never came back. . .
AND NEXT WEEK, IN CHAPTER 10, EXPECT A SPECIAL APPEARANCE FROM PAAAAAIGE!!!!!
Author's Note~~~ Thankyou to all of the reviews, they are very muchly loved, and to those of you who don't review: BEWARE. . .I'm gonna send you a stoopid chain letter email and you'll have to pass it on or else never, EVER go out with anyone. . . Sure. . . Well, if you DON'T review, I'll lock you in a room with no sunlight (just the way Paige likes it) and NO doors AND PAIGE!!! I'll make her SING. TO YOU.. CELINE DION SONGS..... NAKED!!!!!
Disclaimer: I'm still writing these fan fictions and I', still NOT the owner of charmed, as each chapter seems to sate clearly, apart from Chapter One cos I forgot. . . . . . .
Chapter Nine
"ROAR!!!!!!" Roared a random demon. It was blue and green and black and red and purple and pink and orange and yellow and very, very, VERY scary. So scary in fact that it ROARED and Paige fell down the manor stairs. Poor Paige. Or not.
"Ow!!!!" She screamed before it spat some ORANGE FLAVOURED saliva on her and laughed throatily. Leo came out from the conservatory, and upon seeing the act, giggled girlishly. "That's funny." He said in an extremely feminine voice. He cowered behind a random wall as the demon ROARED.
"Sorry Leo." It apologised. "I had something in my throat."
Leo came out, pretending he hadn't in fact been scared of the ROARING demon, when, he had.
"I'm Rory." The demon said. "But you can call me ROARIE*." Leo giggled.
"You're funny."
"Why?"
"Um, um, um um um, I have to go pee-pee." Leo quickly skipped up the stairs, his floral pink skirt coming up to reveal his bright pink and orange underpants featuring Barbie.
Paige groaned randomly. She didn't want anyone to forget that she was on the floor and in pain.
"Owwwwwww. It's too bad I can't heal myself." She tried. Nothing happened. "Quick, someone help me! There's a demon!" She yelled.
Roarie looked offended. "I don't wanna hurt anyone. I was hired by your sis- "
"BAD DEMON! SHOO, SHOO!" Piper yelled, running down the stairs before Roarie revealed too much.
"But Piper. . . "
"Enough of that! Stop hurting my precious bastard-child half-sister!" She went to stand next to Roarie, lowering her voice so that the Paige on the floor couldn't hear.
"I'll pay you later!" Piper mumbled. "Now do something demonic!"
Roarie nodded, turning to look at the house. He picked up a blue vase from the coffee table and threw it onto the floor.
"No!" Piper screamed dramatically.
"Peace out!" Roarie yelled as he shimmered out.
"Hey! PHEOBE!!! Clean up your mess!" Piper yelled, addressing the mess on the floor.
"Just a second!" Pheobe yelled dumbly, not sure exactly what 'mess' she had left on the floor but eager to find out.
"Noooooo. . . " Paige groaned from the floor.
Piper looked at her comfortingly. "Don't worry Paige, I'll clean up the mess." Piper promised. She went to a random cupboard under the random stairs and retrieved many random objects, including a dustpan and broom, vacuum cleaner, duster, dust buster, a small broom and a large broom.
"I can't. . . . moooooove." Paige uttered, her eyes half closed due to the immense pain she was feeling.
"Don't worry." Piper said bravely. She moved to stand next to the vase, a couple of metres away form Paige, and then with all her strength, threw the dustpan and broom as hard as she could. She laughed as they bounced off Paige's forehead. Paige screamed. Piper doubled over with laughter as her baby cried randomly.
She ignored it and picked up a large broom. She walked over to Paige, stabbing Paige in the stomach repetitively. She swept the broom roughly over Paige, making sure that the cobwebs landing in her mouth. She then threw the broom onto Paige and eyes the vacuum cleaner mischievously.
"Stop. . . hurting, me." Paige uttered as Pheobe appeared at the top of the stairs looking hurt.
"Hey!!! Are you hurting Paige? No fair, I wanna join!" She ran giddily down the stairs, picking up the duster and beating Paige's pregnant belly with it.
"Take that, baby!" Pheobe yelled.
"I'm not pregnant!"
"Oh. . . . . Look!!!! A DISTRACTION!" She quickly threw the duster at Paige once more, then helped Piper with the vacuum cleaner.
They sucked as Paige was vacuumed, they laughed as Paige cried, they screamed with happiness as Paige screamed in pain.
"Whoopsie!" Piper yelled as she was sucked completely into the vacuum cleaner.
"We didn't do it!" Yelled Pheobe! "We though she was the cream rug!"
"Uh, yeah!" Piper yelled at the ceiling.
An elder quickly orbed, uh, shimm, uh. . . appeared?, ummmm TELEPORTED down. From heaven. Where they live.
"It's okay." She whispered loudly to the remaining Charmed Ones. "We understand." She gave them the Elder's secret handshake, a random hand slap, and TELEPORTED back UP.
Pheobe and Piper smiled and Paige never came back. . .
AND NEXT WEEK, IN CHAPTER 10, EXPECT A SPECIAL APPEARANCE FROM PAAAAAIGE!!!!!
