quick note from the Stupid Pagan girl, in response to my reviews: Of course there's no Wiccan bashing! Its just me being a dork. And seriously, I gave her the okay to do this. o_o I really am an idiot!! I work with her! She would know....
The Christian that went to Hogwarts.
Disclaimer: don't sue me. you know the drill...it's not mine.
A/N: AND WE'RE OFF!!! chapter three takes our muggle Christian Family into none other then Diagon alley!! what strange horrors will our good Christian family discover in their venture into the shopping center for witchcraft and wizardry?
find out next, in Chapter three!!! (Stupid Pagan Girl in background: you sound like a power ranger) this has nothing to do with power rangers. (S.p.g: yes it does! admit it! Ariana is going to become the new pink midget muncher!) I'll admit to nothing. this is my story...damnit, let me write it! (S.P.G: WRITE MOOOOOOORE!)
Chapter Three: Diagon Alley.
Stephen, His wife Patricia, and daughter Ariana stood reluctantly outside a dirty pub named 'the leaky cauldron'. every fear and doubt of venturing into the wizarding world was now near it's boiling point.
"Hell, I'm letting her become a witch, what's a Pub after that?" Stephen whispers to himself in a undertone.
"Mommy, i don't have to go in there...do I?" Ariana watched with large eyes as an elderly man missing half of his teeth grinned at her as he walked into the pub.
"Yes sweety, it's the only way to the Alley." Patricia replied.
taking a deep breath as though the air in the pub would be unfit to breathe, Steven grabbed the door handle and the three walked in.
as though they had suddenly walked into a store that had quite a bit of things that were not for children, Stephen and Patricia quickly pulled Ariana through the pub and out the back door.
"well, that wasn't so bad..." Stephen commented. "now...how do we...." his voice trailed off as a man, easily twice the size of him walked up. Stephen quickly pushed Patricia and Ariana behind him. "Hello. do you know how we..."
"Get 'nter Diagon alley? o course I do. name's Ruebus Hagrid. Mos' people call me Hagrid tho'."
"Hello Hagrid. My name is Stephen, this is my wife Patricia, and my daughter Ariana."
Stephen allowed Patricia and Ariana to step out from behind him.
"Blimey! yer' muggles ye are!"
"Muggles?" Ariana asked quickly.
"non Magical foke...well, ya aren't, but ya two are." he commented, pointing at Patricia and Stephen.
"We're Christians." Stephen lifted his chin.
"Right then. I guess you'll be wanting to get in'ter Diagon alley then?" Hagrid had a look on his face like Stephen had said a dirty word.
"yes. how do we?"
"Stand back then. once ye've got yer wand, yew'll be able ter do this." he looked at Ariana before pulling out a pink umbrella and tapping several bricks on the brick wall opposite the pub's back door. the bricks began to pull away to reveal a long alleyway. "firs' yew'll need to go to Gringotts, tha's down there. change yer muggle money and such."
"you have different money?" Stephen blanched.
"O'course! don't expect us to use yours then, do you?"
"I never thought about it..."
"Thats the pro...well, it's all right I su'ose." he paused. "so y'll be goin' ter hogwarts this term?"
"Yes." Ariana said quietly.
"Don' worry. Yer goin to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the country. in the world, my opinion. an' ye'll have Albus Dumbledore as yer headmaster. t'ain't a be'er headmaster no where."
"you know of Hogwarts?" Patricia asked, shocked.
"O'course I do! I work there. Keeper of keys and grounds, an' also a Professor For the Care of Magical Creatures I am."
"what is it like?" Stephen quickly asked. "the school? do the students learn...dark arts?"
"O'course not!" boomed the giant of a man, looking scandalized. "never dark arts. They learn spells like cheering charms, healing potions, levatatin' objects an' such." he paused a moment. "ive got ter be goin' now. i'll see yeh in class, Ariana. Nice meetin' ya three." Hagrid bustled off through the mass of people, leaving the Azivedo family standing alone.
"well, off to the bank" Stephen attempted cheerfully.
--
"well, we've got your cauldron, school books, robes, scales, phials, and telescope. now we just need your wand and...a...pet?" Stephen read.
"LEMME SEE!!!" Ariana pulled the parchment from her fathers hand. sure enough, it said she could have a cat, owl or toad. "an owl. pretty please daddy? Owls are so pretty." Ariana looked up at her father with large pathetic eyes.
Stephen shook his head, knowing he was defeated. "all right." he moaned. "you can have an owl."
Inside Eeylops owl Emporium, Ariana was immersed in discussion with the owner of the store while her parents wandered around aimlessly.
"it's new, this one, you take this powder, throw it over the owl, and shout 'blaues farbe'; and it'll change to blue. now. to make it turn red..." the shopkeeper was explaining.
--
Ariana sat in her bedroom, reading the extra books she'd picked up. among the extras were "Hogwarts, a History", "a wizards guide to muggles", "a muggleborns guide to wizardry" and "coming out of the closet to your muggle family"
"Ariana?" Stephen knocked softly on the door as he walked in.
"yeah dad?" Ariana looked up from the third chapter of "coming out of the closet to your muggle family": 'When mom refuses to accept.'
"Your Mother and I have been talking...about...School." he began slowly.
"Yeah?" Ariana asked, wanting him to get over whatever he was about to say so she could go back to her book.
"we think it would be best if your wand, books and other...School Supplies are put away until term starts.
Cocking an eyebrow at her father, Ariana said nothing, but quietly put the books away.
"Good Girl."
N/A: okies....this was dull....I want to get to Hogwarts!!! *bangs head on keyboard* arg.
get away from the stupid muggles!!!!
I couldn't resist having it play out like this. this chapter taught us three very important things. First, that Ariana is daddy's little girl, Second, that Ariana has a possible interest in...well...(it's always the pastors daughters that end up being evil gothic chicks, you know)..and third, her dad's being a hypocrite...by making her put all the school supplies away, after telling her that she's going to hogwarts. hmmmm.
(Stupid Pagan girl: EVIL GOTHIC CHICK! wait, that can't happen until she meets Chiroay!!!)
or Snape...
(Stupid Pagan girl laughs maliciously in the background: this is going to be goooood)
next chapter: the train to Hogwarts
The Christian that went to Hogwarts.
Disclaimer: don't sue me. you know the drill...it's not mine.
A/N: AND WE'RE OFF!!! chapter three takes our muggle Christian Family into none other then Diagon alley!! what strange horrors will our good Christian family discover in their venture into the shopping center for witchcraft and wizardry?
find out next, in Chapter three!!! (Stupid Pagan Girl in background: you sound like a power ranger) this has nothing to do with power rangers. (S.p.g: yes it does! admit it! Ariana is going to become the new pink midget muncher!) I'll admit to nothing. this is my story...damnit, let me write it! (S.P.G: WRITE MOOOOOOORE!)
Chapter Three: Diagon Alley.
Stephen, His wife Patricia, and daughter Ariana stood reluctantly outside a dirty pub named 'the leaky cauldron'. every fear and doubt of venturing into the wizarding world was now near it's boiling point.
"Hell, I'm letting her become a witch, what's a Pub after that?" Stephen whispers to himself in a undertone.
"Mommy, i don't have to go in there...do I?" Ariana watched with large eyes as an elderly man missing half of his teeth grinned at her as he walked into the pub.
"Yes sweety, it's the only way to the Alley." Patricia replied.
taking a deep breath as though the air in the pub would be unfit to breathe, Steven grabbed the door handle and the three walked in.
as though they had suddenly walked into a store that had quite a bit of things that were not for children, Stephen and Patricia quickly pulled Ariana through the pub and out the back door.
"well, that wasn't so bad..." Stephen commented. "now...how do we...." his voice trailed off as a man, easily twice the size of him walked up. Stephen quickly pushed Patricia and Ariana behind him. "Hello. do you know how we..."
"Get 'nter Diagon alley? o course I do. name's Ruebus Hagrid. Mos' people call me Hagrid tho'."
"Hello Hagrid. My name is Stephen, this is my wife Patricia, and my daughter Ariana."
Stephen allowed Patricia and Ariana to step out from behind him.
"Blimey! yer' muggles ye are!"
"Muggles?" Ariana asked quickly.
"non Magical foke...well, ya aren't, but ya two are." he commented, pointing at Patricia and Stephen.
"We're Christians." Stephen lifted his chin.
"Right then. I guess you'll be wanting to get in'ter Diagon alley then?" Hagrid had a look on his face like Stephen had said a dirty word.
"yes. how do we?"
"Stand back then. once ye've got yer wand, yew'll be able ter do this." he looked at Ariana before pulling out a pink umbrella and tapping several bricks on the brick wall opposite the pub's back door. the bricks began to pull away to reveal a long alleyway. "firs' yew'll need to go to Gringotts, tha's down there. change yer muggle money and such."
"you have different money?" Stephen blanched.
"O'course! don't expect us to use yours then, do you?"
"I never thought about it..."
"Thats the pro...well, it's all right I su'ose." he paused. "so y'll be goin' ter hogwarts this term?"
"Yes." Ariana said quietly.
"Don' worry. Yer goin to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the country. in the world, my opinion. an' ye'll have Albus Dumbledore as yer headmaster. t'ain't a be'er headmaster no where."
"you know of Hogwarts?" Patricia asked, shocked.
"O'course I do! I work there. Keeper of keys and grounds, an' also a Professor For the Care of Magical Creatures I am."
"what is it like?" Stephen quickly asked. "the school? do the students learn...dark arts?"
"O'course not!" boomed the giant of a man, looking scandalized. "never dark arts. They learn spells like cheering charms, healing potions, levatatin' objects an' such." he paused a moment. "ive got ter be goin' now. i'll see yeh in class, Ariana. Nice meetin' ya three." Hagrid bustled off through the mass of people, leaving the Azivedo family standing alone.
"well, off to the bank" Stephen attempted cheerfully.
--
"well, we've got your cauldron, school books, robes, scales, phials, and telescope. now we just need your wand and...a...pet?" Stephen read.
"LEMME SEE!!!" Ariana pulled the parchment from her fathers hand. sure enough, it said she could have a cat, owl or toad. "an owl. pretty please daddy? Owls are so pretty." Ariana looked up at her father with large pathetic eyes.
Stephen shook his head, knowing he was defeated. "all right." he moaned. "you can have an owl."
Inside Eeylops owl Emporium, Ariana was immersed in discussion with the owner of the store while her parents wandered around aimlessly.
"it's new, this one, you take this powder, throw it over the owl, and shout 'blaues farbe'; and it'll change to blue. now. to make it turn red..." the shopkeeper was explaining.
--
Ariana sat in her bedroom, reading the extra books she'd picked up. among the extras were "Hogwarts, a History", "a wizards guide to muggles", "a muggleborns guide to wizardry" and "coming out of the closet to your muggle family"
"Ariana?" Stephen knocked softly on the door as he walked in.
"yeah dad?" Ariana looked up from the third chapter of "coming out of the closet to your muggle family": 'When mom refuses to accept.'
"Your Mother and I have been talking...about...School." he began slowly.
"Yeah?" Ariana asked, wanting him to get over whatever he was about to say so she could go back to her book.
"we think it would be best if your wand, books and other...School Supplies are put away until term starts.
Cocking an eyebrow at her father, Ariana said nothing, but quietly put the books away.
"Good Girl."
N/A: okies....this was dull....I want to get to Hogwarts!!! *bangs head on keyboard* arg.
get away from the stupid muggles!!!!
I couldn't resist having it play out like this. this chapter taught us three very important things. First, that Ariana is daddy's little girl, Second, that Ariana has a possible interest in...well...(it's always the pastors daughters that end up being evil gothic chicks, you know)..and third, her dad's being a hypocrite...by making her put all the school supplies away, after telling her that she's going to hogwarts. hmmmm.
(Stupid Pagan girl: EVIL GOTHIC CHICK! wait, that can't happen until she meets Chiroay!!!)
or Snape...
(Stupid Pagan girl laughs maliciously in the background: this is going to be goooood)
next chapter: the train to Hogwarts
