The Christian that went to Hogwarts.
DISCLAIMER: dont sue. its not mine...yaddayadda yadda. now onto the fun part.
THIS IS A PAUSE BETWEEN CHAPTERS
Authors note: *roasts marshmellows with her flames*
(SPG: you got flames!!! *laughs madly*)
yes, well, not everyone can appreciate FUN.
(SPG: they didn't seem to catch the part about you being a German fish, did they?)
No, i guess they didn't. so i say once more: I AM A CHRISTIAN. and a PENTECOSTAL Christian at that. *hates repeating herself*
(SPG: I'M FAMOUS! THANK YOU TO ALL MY FANS!!!!! *feels loved*)
yes, my Stupid pagan friend, you are indeed famous...
(SPG: *begins work to form a cult honoring her as their goddess* love me, worship me, you know you want to.)
err....riiiight then. anyway, back to the reviews: to everyone that gave advice on my grammer, i thank you. to everyone who posted and took things as an insult, IT'S A JOKE! to the Christians: LIGHTEN UP! to the Pagans: YOU DON'T KNOW JENI! once again, she IS a real person, if you want to know exactly who she is, check out our Harry Potter RPG at http://www.freewebs.com/hogwartsfiles/
as for her response to your review Zenia:
(SPG: o_o JOKE PEOPLE! JOKE! I know what the bloody symbol means, I JUST LIKE CALLING HER A FISH!)
To everyone else, sit back, and enjoy the ride. but be mindful: if you fail to keep all arms and legs within the car at all times during the ride, you increase your chances of dieing a horrible painful death on the log drop. by three fold.
(SPG: *looks for loophole*)
oh, and one more quick note: as i said earlier, i am a PENTECOSTAL Christian. if the humor in that is lost, i'll let you know this: Pentecostals are natorious for Barking like Dogs, being slain in the spirit, and speaking in a language no one understands. I find humour within my self, and within God. LIfe is all about finding humor. otherwise, we crack at 23 and spend the next 40 years bouncing off padded walls singing about fish. so look within yourself, make jokes about it, and realize that if God didnt want humor in the world, he wouldn't have created such strange specimens such as the Platipus, Bill Gates, or Fat Tailed Geckos. (not to mention Jeni and I.)
(SPG:...Christians bark?)
Other random stuff before the bio:
as for my grammer, as i said, i always like to hear corrections. however, being the freaking German one, give me half a break, as most of the time i'm writing this, it's at 5:30 in the morning, and i can't even speak a language, let alone write in one. it's a curse, when you speak as many languages as i do. i wake up, speak German. make it to work, speak Russian, Swedish, Spanish and French *shudders at the last two* about lunchtime i can finally speak English NORMALLY. which lasts until about 4:00pm, when i start reverting back to German.
and if i ever meet up with someone who speaks another language, i revert to that language, and the cycle becomes FUBAR'ed.
ARIANA'S BIO
(Authors quick note: i know that i miss-spelled Azevedo. Purposefully... you see, many times, when someone of one country, moves to another country, they change the spelling of their last name. for example: my last name {in Germany} is von Hannover. in the USA it's Hanover.)
Ariana Alexis Azivedo
Age: 11
Bithdate:June 15th 1992
Loc: born and raised just outside of Manchester
Parents: Pastor Stephen and Patricia Azivedo
Looks: Chestnut brown hair to her chin, Brown Eyes. very short and skinny. typically wearing pink or purple shirts, with blue jeans.
basically, get the idea of the normal pastors daughter. cute and innocent. *adds in an undertone 'until they hit fourteen'*
(ANOTHER AUTHORS QUICK NOTE: i make jokes about pastors daughters being evil; because, well, i've been to a few churchs in my lifetime. mainly because i was constantly moving as a kid. and i've been to all kinds. but one thing that remained constant, is that the pastors kids were always the most unruley of the bunch. because they wouldnt ever yell at their kids, or give their kids a spanking. they would very gently inform their children that what they were doing wasn't correct behavior.
and as soon as the pastor walked away, their kids would return to whatever it was they were doing. WITH THE ONE EXCEPTION OF PASTOR MARK. Pastor Mark, my youth pastor in MS, had the most awesome, obedient children i have ever met in my life. He taught his kids right.)
erm...back to the bio:
Distinguishing marks: a light dusting of freckles on her cheeks.
LOVES: reading, her dog Splots *a dalmation*, and reading her bible.
Likes: Swimming, Horseback riding, kittens, Hiking, rollerblading.
Dislikes: mean people. anything that isn't warm and fuzzy.
HATES: anyone who puts Christianity down, clowns and Fire Fighters (the Turn outs scare her)
(another authors quick note: Turn outs are the Fire Fighters' PPG, or personal protective gear. the jacket, pants, boots, SCBA {Or Self Contained Breathing Apparatus}, gloves, hood, and hat..when i say SCBA, i mean all the pieces: air tank, hoses, pack, and mask.)
(SPG: STOP WITH THE BLOODY AUTHORS NOTES! GET ON WITH THE RUDDY STORY!)
*SALUTES* yes ma'am.
Hope that helps explain Ariana, to put it in a sentence, she's a Pastors daughter, a 'good girl' when she wants to be (as in, she obediently put her books away when her dad told her too, but if you couldnt tell by platform 9 3/4, she got the book out again) she's somewhat of a 'girly girl', but not completely.
once more, review comments
...about the 'soldier' comment: many times within the Christian religion, Christians are referred to as 'soldiers'. it's a very common theme. especially as i was growing up. want proof? listen to Carman. (Very awesome Christian Singer) he's always singing about Christianity and warfare.
:-)
Next Chapter: Potion, Pottery and Pancakes
DISCLAIMER: dont sue. its not mine...yaddayadda yadda. now onto the fun part.
THIS IS A PAUSE BETWEEN CHAPTERS
Authors note: *roasts marshmellows with her flames*
(SPG: you got flames!!! *laughs madly*)
yes, well, not everyone can appreciate FUN.
(SPG: they didn't seem to catch the part about you being a German fish, did they?)
No, i guess they didn't. so i say once more: I AM A CHRISTIAN. and a PENTECOSTAL Christian at that. *hates repeating herself*
(SPG: I'M FAMOUS! THANK YOU TO ALL MY FANS!!!!! *feels loved*)
yes, my Stupid pagan friend, you are indeed famous...
(SPG: *begins work to form a cult honoring her as their goddess* love me, worship me, you know you want to.)
err....riiiight then. anyway, back to the reviews: to everyone that gave advice on my grammer, i thank you. to everyone who posted and took things as an insult, IT'S A JOKE! to the Christians: LIGHTEN UP! to the Pagans: YOU DON'T KNOW JENI! once again, she IS a real person, if you want to know exactly who she is, check out our Harry Potter RPG at http://www.freewebs.com/hogwartsfiles/
as for her response to your review Zenia:
(SPG: o_o JOKE PEOPLE! JOKE! I know what the bloody symbol means, I JUST LIKE CALLING HER A FISH!)
To everyone else, sit back, and enjoy the ride. but be mindful: if you fail to keep all arms and legs within the car at all times during the ride, you increase your chances of dieing a horrible painful death on the log drop. by three fold.
(SPG: *looks for loophole*)
oh, and one more quick note: as i said earlier, i am a PENTECOSTAL Christian. if the humor in that is lost, i'll let you know this: Pentecostals are natorious for Barking like Dogs, being slain in the spirit, and speaking in a language no one understands. I find humour within my self, and within God. LIfe is all about finding humor. otherwise, we crack at 23 and spend the next 40 years bouncing off padded walls singing about fish. so look within yourself, make jokes about it, and realize that if God didnt want humor in the world, he wouldn't have created such strange specimens such as the Platipus, Bill Gates, or Fat Tailed Geckos. (not to mention Jeni and I.)
(SPG:...Christians bark?)
Other random stuff before the bio:
as for my grammer, as i said, i always like to hear corrections. however, being the freaking German one, give me half a break, as most of the time i'm writing this, it's at 5:30 in the morning, and i can't even speak a language, let alone write in one. it's a curse, when you speak as many languages as i do. i wake up, speak German. make it to work, speak Russian, Swedish, Spanish and French *shudders at the last two* about lunchtime i can finally speak English NORMALLY. which lasts until about 4:00pm, when i start reverting back to German.
and if i ever meet up with someone who speaks another language, i revert to that language, and the cycle becomes FUBAR'ed.
ARIANA'S BIO
(Authors quick note: i know that i miss-spelled Azevedo. Purposefully... you see, many times, when someone of one country, moves to another country, they change the spelling of their last name. for example: my last name {in Germany} is von Hannover. in the USA it's Hanover.)
Ariana Alexis Azivedo
Age: 11
Bithdate:June 15th 1992
Loc: born and raised just outside of Manchester
Parents: Pastor Stephen and Patricia Azivedo
Looks: Chestnut brown hair to her chin, Brown Eyes. very short and skinny. typically wearing pink or purple shirts, with blue jeans.
basically, get the idea of the normal pastors daughter. cute and innocent. *adds in an undertone 'until they hit fourteen'*
(ANOTHER AUTHORS QUICK NOTE: i make jokes about pastors daughters being evil; because, well, i've been to a few churchs in my lifetime. mainly because i was constantly moving as a kid. and i've been to all kinds. but one thing that remained constant, is that the pastors kids were always the most unruley of the bunch. because they wouldnt ever yell at their kids, or give their kids a spanking. they would very gently inform their children that what they were doing wasn't correct behavior.
and as soon as the pastor walked away, their kids would return to whatever it was they were doing. WITH THE ONE EXCEPTION OF PASTOR MARK. Pastor Mark, my youth pastor in MS, had the most awesome, obedient children i have ever met in my life. He taught his kids right.)
erm...back to the bio:
Distinguishing marks: a light dusting of freckles on her cheeks.
LOVES: reading, her dog Splots *a dalmation*, and reading her bible.
Likes: Swimming, Horseback riding, kittens, Hiking, rollerblading.
Dislikes: mean people. anything that isn't warm and fuzzy.
HATES: anyone who puts Christianity down, clowns and Fire Fighters (the Turn outs scare her)
(another authors quick note: Turn outs are the Fire Fighters' PPG, or personal protective gear. the jacket, pants, boots, SCBA {Or Self Contained Breathing Apparatus}, gloves, hood, and hat..when i say SCBA, i mean all the pieces: air tank, hoses, pack, and mask.)
(SPG: STOP WITH THE BLOODY AUTHORS NOTES! GET ON WITH THE RUDDY STORY!)
*SALUTES* yes ma'am.
Hope that helps explain Ariana, to put it in a sentence, she's a Pastors daughter, a 'good girl' when she wants to be (as in, she obediently put her books away when her dad told her too, but if you couldnt tell by platform 9 3/4, she got the book out again) she's somewhat of a 'girly girl', but not completely.
once more, review comments
...about the 'soldier' comment: many times within the Christian religion, Christians are referred to as 'soldiers'. it's a very common theme. especially as i was growing up. want proof? listen to Carman. (Very awesome Christian Singer) he's always singing about Christianity and warfare.
:-)
Next Chapter: Potion, Pottery and Pancakes
