BAKA Bakuretsu!!!! :: Konnichi Wa! (Chapter One)

Bye: Sadie-Chan

Original creators own all characters. Not me.

This is a mix of a few different animes,

Bakuretsu Hunters, Inu-Yasha, Ranma 1/2, & Fushigi Yugi. There are also some made ups in there made by me (Sadie & Miaka are the names of the characters I made).

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Carrot & Miaka where fighting as usual, & the rest of the group (Sadie, Inuyasha, & Tasuki) placed bets on who was going to win.

Carrot: Dammit! What the hell is your problem!

Miaka: Admit you where wrong already!

(Off to the side)

Sadie: My bets on Carrot. he looks a bit more angry then usual.

Inuyasha: No way! I'm betting on Miaka!

Tasuki: Hm. I think I'll place my money on Miaka as well!

(Back to the fight)

Miaka: (beating Carrot over the head with a frying pan)

Carrot: (cussing & trying to hit her)

Miaka: Why the hell do you have to chase girls around you pervert!

Carrot: It's my hobby Dammit!!!!

Miaka: Some hobby that it is! No girl would go out with an asshole like you! You may think you making a fool of yourself will make a girl like you then fine! But you are just in the end going to end up beaten up like now!

Sadie: (Sadie suddenly cuts into the conversation) I think its kind of cute though.

(One-minute pause)

Inuyasha: (blinks)

Tasuki: (begins to laugh his ass off)

Miaka: (roles on ground laughing)

Carrot: (looks at Sadie) See! I made my point!

Sadie: What did I say?

(Everyone who was in the bet gave Sadie her money)

The door opens & in comes P-Chan (Sadie's pet).

Sadie: (yells) P-CHAN!!!! (Picks him up & hugs him)

P-Chan: (nose-bleed)

Miaka: (blinks) I can't believe my life!

Inuyasha: (mumbles to self)

Sadie: (sets P-Chan on ground)

Carrot: (goes over & picks P-Chan up by the bandana) Stupid pig. (Tosses P- Chan out the window)

Tasuki: Wow! Someone's gonna be dead.

Sadie: (hits Tasuki across the head & caught P-Chan before he went to far out the window)

Carrot: Uh. Oh.

Tasuki: RUN!

Inuyasha: (dives under a chair)

Sadie: CARROT!!!! YOU BAKA!!!! (Gets out her sword & starts going after Carrot)

Miaka: (laughing her ass off)

It was a long, long chase. (2 hrs later)

Ryoga: Thank You Sadie-San.

Carrot: (under his voice says) jackass.

Sadie: (throws a knife at him) (misses him by 1 inch)

Carrot: (yells)

Miaka: (blinks)

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(Miaka pops up)

Miaka: Hello Everyone! I figured some of you are somewhat confused about what's going on now & all the inside information!

This is a story about my friend Sadie (but since I'm more sane & less violent) I'll tell you. The people in this story are, Sadie (16 yrs), Carrot (17 yrs), Ryoga/P-Chan (16 yrs), Inuyasha (I guess going to human years since he is a demon around 16 yrs), Tasuki (17 yrs), & of course me! I'm 15. Sadly even though I guaranty you, I am the most knowledgeable I am rarely listened to for my theory's. sad huh? Anyway me or anyone of Sadie's friends will be pointing out little details here & there.

Today we are focusing on Sadie & Carrot. (Background information) they have known each other for a while & are good friends. Most of the time we see Carrot & Sadie getting along fine (I mean they are good friends after all), but for some unknown reason every time Ryoga/P-Chan is brought into the picture it turns into chaos! (Another thing) Yes. Sadie does know that P- Chan her pet, is Ryoga. That's all the time I've got for today! Sayonara!

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(Carrot & Sadie are walking in town, & they are supposed to be getting stuff for Miaka, but. Sadie is sitting on a bench near where Carrot is trying to get girls to go on a date with him laughing)

Sadie: (mumbles to self) What an idiot.

Carrot: Pretty girl!

Girl 1: (Slaps Carrot)

Carrot: (flies backwards)

Girl 1: Jerk!

Sadie: (laughing)

Carrot: (whispers to self) I won't quit! Hahahahahah!!!!

People Around Him: (scared)

Sadie: (hits hand on head) Dummy.

Girl 2: Fool (walks away)

Carrot: (chases after her) Common! Go on a date with me!

Girl 2: (Slaps him)

Sadie: (laughing. but feeling a little sorry for him.)

Girl 1: Pervert!

Carrot: Let me introduce myself first before you decide what to do.

Girl 1 & 2: (sigh) Fine.

Sadie: Uh. Oh.

Carrot: I am Carrot. Carrot Glace. Messenger Of Love.

Girls 1 & 2: (look at each other & nod)

Sadie: C-C-Carrot.

Carrot: What?

Sadie: You'd better run & fast!

Carrot: What?!

Girl 1 & 2: (each have a huge hammer in hand) Die!!!!

Sadie & Carrot: RUN!

(After about 10 minutes of running)

Sadie: Wait! (Turns around) why the Hell am I being chased?

Girl 1: Because you're his friend!

Girl 2: (Nods)

Sadie: (Water drop behind head)

Carrot: (Grabs Sadie's arm & keeps running)

Sadie: (Picks up rocks & starts throwing them at the two girls. )

(Now away from the two hazardous girls)

Carrot: Are you ok?

Sadie: Yup (smiles)

Carrot: nods

(A few moments pass)

Maika: Carrot.? Sadie.?

Sadie: Uh Oh

Carrot: Dammit.

(Miaka finds them)

Maika: Did you get the stuff I asked for?

Sadie: A. (Smiles) No.

Maika: Can I have my money back then?

Carrot & Sadie: Uh.

Maika: What did you do with it? (Pissed of look on face)

Sadie: We kind of.

Carrot: Used it! O well! Nice day! See ya! (Both begin walking off fast)

Maika: (Thinks) Wait a Minute! (Looks at them)

Carrot & Sadie: (Beginning to run really fast)

Maika: (Screaming & chasing after them) What the Hell did you do with it!!!!

Carrot & Sadie: Bye!!!! (Speed up fast)

(Inu-Yasha & Ryoga walk bye)

Miaka: (Growling like an animal)

Ryoga: You ok?

Inu-Yasha: She looks angry!

Miaka: Of course I'm angry!!!!

Inu-Yasha & Ryoga: A. Ok. Bye. (Run away)

(Meanwhile)

Tasuki: Thanks for the money Sadie!

Sadie: No problem! Buy me some sake?

Tasuki: (Smirks) A girl cant out drink me!

Carrot: O damn.

Sadie: What did you say? (Evil look in eyes)

Tasuki: A girl can't out drink me!!!!

Sadie: We'll see about that!

Tasuki & Sadie: (Order a lot of drinks)

Carrot: (water drop behind head) This is going to be a long night!