OMG HEY to all my luving fans lolz i am sooooo sorry that i didn't get to writ e the next chappie, there was a lot going on, in my luv life haha, and with stupid skewl.

Anywayz now I have time to wwork on my story and this chappie is gonna be super long, yay!!!!!! I hope u enjoy!!!!

Chapter 5- The Duel and someone new

So Harry and Malfoy are gonna duel becuz theyn both think Ashley is the hottest [person EVA!!!!!! ASo they go on top of the hall and Dublemore is like "ready, 1, 2, 3, Go!!!!!" and every1 is watchin.

They start yelling spells at each other and kickin each others ass, although Malfoy is kickin moer ass. AShley is watchin nearby and she is so happy that ppl are fightin over her!!

Anyway Malfoy yells "Sirpensoshia" and this big snake comes and tries to eat harry but Harry starts wrestling it and he kills it. Then Harry was really really mad and he "YOu are not good enough for Asheley Rector Smepra!" and he kicks Malfoys hot little ass (A/n HAHAHAHA Malfoy is so sexie!) and then Harry wins and the Grifindors are happy but the Slitherins are not.

Anyway Harry goes up to Ahley and says "hey baby I won do you wanna go make out" and Ashley starts crying and says "aHarry you are soooooooo sweet to duel for me but I cant get witchu" and Harry said "Why not I love you" and Ashely says "I cant it is a secret" and she runs away. Harry is really confused and he runs away and cries to. malfoy is real embarasses that Harry whupped his ass and he runs after Ashely to her room

Malfoy goes into Ashleys room where she is crying on her bed. "She looks so beautiful and yet so sad" thinks Malfoy (A/n I cryed when i was writin this part) "What is wrong Ashly?" says Draco.

"O XDraco I am so sad. I really luff both you and harry but I cant get wit any of u."

"Why not, my love?" said Draco. " I cant get wit Harry becuz I have abig secert and I can gt witchy becuz you you are not good enough for me. You couldnt even beat harry in the duel, youre gonna have to be cooler for me tpo get witchu!!!!!" (A/n HOLLA heres a woman who is akickass and doesnt take shit from a man!!!!!!!!)

"ok beuatiful, if thatswhat it takesto get witcu than i will do it, i will treat you so good grl, Ill bring you all kinds of stuff beccuz i love you so much and I want to get witchu." said Draco. (a/n Awwwwwwwwwwww!) "Ok says Ashley.

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THe next day Ashley gets up outta bed and gets dressed into a cool pair of lowrize jeans from A +F and a tight glittery pink halter and she does her hair all sexie in curls. She was tight yo. an she wasnt gonna take no crap from no man andher big secret was still makin her cry but she looked hott when she cryed so it wuz all good. She went down to the Great hall and all the boys start droolin like usual and all of a sudden she hears someune yell "ASHLEY MAH GRL!!!!!!" At first Ashley is like "oh no not harry I cant get wit him cuz of mah big secret and hopefully its not Malfoy cuz he aint man enough 4 me" (A/N GRLZ KICK A$$!!!!!1)

Butt then she realzies that its her old friend (not old like Dumbderdore old HAHA ew gross) Charity!!! AShley yells "OMG where u been girl????" and they run and hug and everyonw luvs charity cuz she was Ashleys bud and AShley was the coolest. Harry who had just came in dining hall was thinking that she was also super mega hott!!!!!! Charity had really shiny long black hair and she had black lipstick and eyliner and black nail polish. She was like onne them goths or somehting excpet hott. she had on this tight leather coat and leathr pants and a leather tank tat showed herboobs. Their were spikes on her braceltet and necklace. She obiously wasnt gonna take shit from no one.

Harry went up to Charity and was like "Hi Charity Im Harry potter" while looking down her shirt haha and AShley just rolled her eyes but she had manners so she says "Harry this is my BFF Charity Ivy Sheridan Snape" and Harry is in luv already and also MAlfoy who was listening. THey couldnt decide who they liked better Ashely or Charity. Also Charity had one green eye and one black eye. (A/n Oooo more love triangle stuff!!!!)

AShely was showing Charity around the scholl and Hermonie walks by like the big bitch she is and Charity says "who is that skank?" and Ahley said that is Hermonie she picked a fight with me the other day and I totally beat her up hahhaa!!!!!! Charity says "THAT BITCH Im gonna kick her ass for fighting wit u!!!" And she got all mad and all the guys who had been following the pair of hott girls around starting goin nuts cuz when she was mad charity s eyes switched colors. And then chairty yells "HEY HERMONIE YOU WHORE" and Hermonie who was screwin ron in front of everyone for money cuz shes a skank was like "What do you want bitch Im getting my freak on!!!!!" Charity says "Ima kill u for wut u did 2 my bud AShley!!!"

So Hermonie stars gettin all up in Charitys face and sayin "U dont know me!!! U dont know me!!" like they do on Jerry and Charitys all like "Yes I do bitch my friend AShely told me about u and I aint gonna take that jivefrom u!!!" and she knocks Hermonie down the stairs adn everyone is like "YES!!!!!" Even Ron was happy to see Hermonie beat down cuz she was nasty and gave him crabs. Then Chairty goes and punches Hermonie in the face a few times and Hermonie is trying to fight back but she wuz no match for Charity. Then Charity sticks out her foot and spikes shoot out her her boots and she stabs Hermonie in the neck. And then she walks away sayin "Dont mess wit me and Ashley again bitch!!!" And every1 decided to go hang out with Ashley and Charity so they went and hung out wit them and listened to Avrils new CD that CHarity and AShley sang backup on.

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WUZ THAT AWESEOM OR WHAT??????? dude i had sooooooo much fun writin that i totally cant wait for the next chapter so R+R theres some big shocking news in the next chappie!!!! cHARITY has a dark secret and so does Ashley and mebbe we will find otu!!!!! STAY TUNED DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!