Disclimer:
Vincent: Why am I here??
Claire: Cos last time I let you out you got abducted by furbies!
Vincent: (realization dawns on his face) Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh....
Claire: Anyway, I do not own FFVII yadyyadyyada.
Vincent: Can I go now?
Claire: Nope! Your in this chappie!
Vincent: Joy. Pass the popcorn.
Claire: You have popcorn?!?!?!?
Vincent: No, I'm asking YOU to pass the popcorn.
Claire: Ohh (passes popcorn)
Vincent: Thanks (Eats popcorn)
Tiax: TIAX RULES ALL!!
Claire: Cheese off Tiax!
Tiax: (Crashes into Vincent and spills the popcorn)
Vincent: Hay! My popcorn! :,,,(
Claire: I would hug you but, Im not attracted to you in any way (hear that YamiDragon!!!!! None at all!!!) so...
Vincent: Thanks. You realy know how to find a guys week spot don't you?
Claire: Its the one good thing I lerned from my sister.
Vincent: I have lost the love of my life, had demons planted in my head, had a dirty grate lump of mettle atached to my arm to replace a hand and have been chucked in a coffin for thirty years. But no. Thats not enough to atone for my sins, I now cant even get a hug from a demented 13yr old who is forcing me to write disclaimers and who's anoying megalomainiac muse just spilt the last bag of popcorn. I am just going to go to a corner and.....
Claire: Vincent! Don't be like that! I need you for this chapter! *sigh* Fine I'll hug you (Hugs Vincent) There! Happy! You should eat more!
Vincent: Fine, I'll stay, but don't expect me to hug Tiax or anything!
Claire: OK, fanfic time! Pass the popcorn...
Vincent and Tiax: (evil look)
Claire: Whaaaaaat?
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Reno sat there stunned. Re-Jec-Ted? Huh? This had never happened before!
"Not so easy eh? She's a tuff cookie that one!" Said a happy Rude.
"You better start answering me 'Yes Mistress' !" Giggled Elena. Reno couldn't take anymore of this and dashed out before anyone relized he had been turned down.
"Ok handsome" he muttered to himself "Need some advice, who knows about tuff girls? Ah Haaaa!" Reno called for a cab. "Yes, can you take me to '#13 Blood Road' please? Yes, turn left at the graveyard and then to the right thats it! I'm outside Seventh Haven. Be here as fast as you can!" Bleep.
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Bang bang bang ! Reno knocked at the door as the taxi sped away. No answer. He knocked louder. BANG BAG BANG! Still no answer. He banged on the door with al his might. BANG!!!!! BANG!!!!!! Click. Reno found Death Penalty pressed against his throught.
"Vincent, hi!" he said cheerily, eyeing the gun "Glad your up!"
"I wasn't up, Turk" snarled an unhappy Vincent. (A/N For anyone who want's to know, Vincent wears blue and white striped pajamas) "What are you doing on my front step at three in the god forsaken morning?"
"I need your help!" Vincent removed the gun from Renos Adams apple.
"What kind of help?"
"Y'see theres this girl..."
"Not interested." Vincent started to close the door. Reno quickly stuck his foot in between the door and the door frame.
"Come on Vin you have to help me!!"
"And just why is that?"
"Um, cos, you just do! Please man! Turk to Turk...
"I am no Turk Reno!"
"Um, Ok, former Turk! Guy to guy! Come on!!" Reno pleaded.
"*Sigh* Fine I'll help, what about this girl and why is it I who must help you?"
"Her name is Henna, and she's a new Turk recruit. And shes damn tuff man! I'm good with slutts and bimbos but I've got NO experience in tomboys!" Vincent gave him a pitying look.
"And why did you come to me?"
"'Cos your all ways paired off with Yuffie so...."
"That's not my fault! That is the fault of evil perverted authors. Not me!" (A/N Or me!)
"But you've been out with her sooooooo many times you must have SOME idea!!" The thoughts in Renos head where this: Damn just answer my questions man! And Vincents: I wanna go to sleep! Why is he bothering me!? "Ok" surrendered Vincent "To deal with girls like Yuffie you must simply, ignore them! Don't talk to her, and she'll be all over you like cigarette smoke on Cid. Ok, got the info? Not to complicated? Good! Goodnight!" And Vincent slammed the door.
"Ignore her eh? Ok! Rude'll be wearin a Tu-Tu yet!" Reno switched on his mobile, iluminating his pale face. A little sign flashed 'Battery Low' and the phone died, plunging him into darkness. "Shit!" Reno stuffed the phone into his pocket and kicked a stone on Vincents path. It rolled into the darkness. Somewhere in the distance , a wolf howled. "HAY VINCENT!" Reno shouted.
"WHAT?" came the reply from inside the house.
"CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?!?!?"
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It was Sunday morning. Seven thirty in the morning to be exact. Reno was asleep (A/N Awwww, he's so much less obnoxious when he's sleeping). His alarm blared loudly, filling the room with the annoying voice of Reeve. He was on a talkshow presented by Link from Zelda (A/N A talk show presented by a mute? Ah well I'm sapped for ideas)Reno rolled over and whacked the clock radio, falling out of his bed in the process.
"Oww!" he rubbed his back and got up. Ok, he thought, time to put 'Operation Completely-ignore-Henna-and-in-doing-so-winning-her-over-and-getting-to-see-Rude-and-Elena-in-Tu-Tus into action! Shit, I gotta think of a shorter code name! He got dressed and brushed his hair into its usual ponytail. He told the girl at the hotel desk he was going out and headed down to the Turks HQ. Sure enough, Henna was there-Talking to Tseng! Shit! He thought, Gotta get Henna away from him or I'll have no chance! Think Reno, think! Ah ha! Reno grabbed a piece of paper from his pocket and quickly scribbled a note on it. He privately thanked his years of lerning forgery in the slums. He walked silently up to Tseng. Tseng took the note, read it, nodded and walked off. Reno continued on past Henna, brushing his shoulder ever so slightly against hers. Henna let him continue a few steps and then turned around.
"Hey!" she said "Your that guy from the bar last night! I didn't know you were a Turk!"
"There's alot of things people don't know about me." Reno said solemnly.
"Well, can I start by lerning your name?"
"Reno, my name's Reno"
"Well, hi Reno. I'm..."
"Henna, I know"
"How?"
"I have my ways" It's working! He thought
"So, I guess I'll see you around, Reno"
"Yeah, maybe" and with that he walked off. He is so hot, thought Henna and then hit herself for doing so.
Vincent: Why am I here??
Claire: Cos last time I let you out you got abducted by furbies!
Vincent: (realization dawns on his face) Ohhhhh Yeahhhhh....
Claire: Anyway, I do not own FFVII yadyyadyyada.
Vincent: Can I go now?
Claire: Nope! Your in this chappie!
Vincent: Joy. Pass the popcorn.
Claire: You have popcorn?!?!?!?
Vincent: No, I'm asking YOU to pass the popcorn.
Claire: Ohh (passes popcorn)
Vincent: Thanks (Eats popcorn)
Tiax: TIAX RULES ALL!!
Claire: Cheese off Tiax!
Tiax: (Crashes into Vincent and spills the popcorn)
Vincent: Hay! My popcorn! :,,,(
Claire: I would hug you but, Im not attracted to you in any way (hear that YamiDragon!!!!! None at all!!!) so...
Vincent: Thanks. You realy know how to find a guys week spot don't you?
Claire: Its the one good thing I lerned from my sister.
Vincent: I have lost the love of my life, had demons planted in my head, had a dirty grate lump of mettle atached to my arm to replace a hand and have been chucked in a coffin for thirty years. But no. Thats not enough to atone for my sins, I now cant even get a hug from a demented 13yr old who is forcing me to write disclaimers and who's anoying megalomainiac muse just spilt the last bag of popcorn. I am just going to go to a corner and.....
Claire: Vincent! Don't be like that! I need you for this chapter! *sigh* Fine I'll hug you (Hugs Vincent) There! Happy! You should eat more!
Vincent: Fine, I'll stay, but don't expect me to hug Tiax or anything!
Claire: OK, fanfic time! Pass the popcorn...
Vincent and Tiax: (evil look)
Claire: Whaaaaaat?
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Reno sat there stunned. Re-Jec-Ted? Huh? This had never happened before!
"Not so easy eh? She's a tuff cookie that one!" Said a happy Rude.
"You better start answering me 'Yes Mistress' !" Giggled Elena. Reno couldn't take anymore of this and dashed out before anyone relized he had been turned down.
"Ok handsome" he muttered to himself "Need some advice, who knows about tuff girls? Ah Haaaa!" Reno called for a cab. "Yes, can you take me to '#13 Blood Road' please? Yes, turn left at the graveyard and then to the right thats it! I'm outside Seventh Haven. Be here as fast as you can!" Bleep.
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Bang bang bang ! Reno knocked at the door as the taxi sped away. No answer. He knocked louder. BANG BAG BANG! Still no answer. He banged on the door with al his might. BANG!!!!! BANG!!!!!! Click. Reno found Death Penalty pressed against his throught.
"Vincent, hi!" he said cheerily, eyeing the gun "Glad your up!"
"I wasn't up, Turk" snarled an unhappy Vincent. (A/N For anyone who want's to know, Vincent wears blue and white striped pajamas) "What are you doing on my front step at three in the god forsaken morning?"
"I need your help!" Vincent removed the gun from Renos Adams apple.
"What kind of help?"
"Y'see theres this girl..."
"Not interested." Vincent started to close the door. Reno quickly stuck his foot in between the door and the door frame.
"Come on Vin you have to help me!!"
"And just why is that?"
"Um, cos, you just do! Please man! Turk to Turk...
"I am no Turk Reno!"
"Um, Ok, former Turk! Guy to guy! Come on!!" Reno pleaded.
"*Sigh* Fine I'll help, what about this girl and why is it I who must help you?"
"Her name is Henna, and she's a new Turk recruit. And shes damn tuff man! I'm good with slutts and bimbos but I've got NO experience in tomboys!" Vincent gave him a pitying look.
"And why did you come to me?"
"'Cos your all ways paired off with Yuffie so...."
"That's not my fault! That is the fault of evil perverted authors. Not me!" (A/N Or me!)
"But you've been out with her sooooooo many times you must have SOME idea!!" The thoughts in Renos head where this: Damn just answer my questions man! And Vincents: I wanna go to sleep! Why is he bothering me!? "Ok" surrendered Vincent "To deal with girls like Yuffie you must simply, ignore them! Don't talk to her, and she'll be all over you like cigarette smoke on Cid. Ok, got the info? Not to complicated? Good! Goodnight!" And Vincent slammed the door.
"Ignore her eh? Ok! Rude'll be wearin a Tu-Tu yet!" Reno switched on his mobile, iluminating his pale face. A little sign flashed 'Battery Low' and the phone died, plunging him into darkness. "Shit!" Reno stuffed the phone into his pocket and kicked a stone on Vincents path. It rolled into the darkness. Somewhere in the distance , a wolf howled. "HAY VINCENT!" Reno shouted.
"WHAT?" came the reply from inside the house.
"CAN I USE YOUR PHONE?!?!?"
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It was Sunday morning. Seven thirty in the morning to be exact. Reno was asleep (A/N Awwww, he's so much less obnoxious when he's sleeping). His alarm blared loudly, filling the room with the annoying voice of Reeve. He was on a talkshow presented by Link from Zelda (A/N A talk show presented by a mute? Ah well I'm sapped for ideas)Reno rolled over and whacked the clock radio, falling out of his bed in the process.
"Oww!" he rubbed his back and got up. Ok, he thought, time to put 'Operation Completely-ignore-Henna-and-in-doing-so-winning-her-over-and-getting-to-see-Rude-and-Elena-in-Tu-Tus into action! Shit, I gotta think of a shorter code name! He got dressed and brushed his hair into its usual ponytail. He told the girl at the hotel desk he was going out and headed down to the Turks HQ. Sure enough, Henna was there-Talking to Tseng! Shit! He thought, Gotta get Henna away from him or I'll have no chance! Think Reno, think! Ah ha! Reno grabbed a piece of paper from his pocket and quickly scribbled a note on it. He privately thanked his years of lerning forgery in the slums. He walked silently up to Tseng. Tseng took the note, read it, nodded and walked off. Reno continued on past Henna, brushing his shoulder ever so slightly against hers. Henna let him continue a few steps and then turned around.
"Hey!" she said "Your that guy from the bar last night! I didn't know you were a Turk!"
"There's alot of things people don't know about me." Reno said solemnly.
"Well, can I start by lerning your name?"
"Reno, my name's Reno"
"Well, hi Reno. I'm..."
"Henna, I know"
"How?"
"I have my ways" It's working! He thought
"So, I guess I'll see you around, Reno"
"Yeah, maybe" and with that he walked off. He is so hot, thought Henna and then hit herself for doing so.
