Disclaimer:

Vincent: I DO NOT WEAR WHITE AND BLUE STRIPED PAJAMAS!!!

Claire: Ok, what do you wear then?

Vincent: Why do you wan't to know?

Claire: Curiosity I guess. I'm a curios person. I also have a weird obsession with sniffing people. Oh yeah that reminds me... (Sniffs Vincent)

Vincent: Hey, what are you doing?!

Clairre: Seeing what you smell like! You smell strange!!

Vincent: Then don't sniff me!

Claire: Ok. Why don't you do the disclaimer this time.

Vincent: Do I have to?

Claire: (Brandishes a large sword) Doooo it!

Vincent: OK! Claire does not own any of the Final Fantasy Seven characters, places, items ect. So you can't sue her Squaresoft.

Claire: Good Vincent! (Gives Vincent a cookie)

Vincent: *sigh* Can I go now?

Claire: No.

Vincent: What, no complicated explanation?

Claire: Nope. You just cant leave.

Vincent: Why?

Claire: (Shrugs) I dunno, you just can't. I guess if you leave the fangirls will get you.

Vincent: Are you a fangirl?

Claire: NO!

Vincent: Good! Write the fanfic.

Claire: Ok. Just out of interest, what DO you wear to sleep in?

Vincent: Just my underwear, like most people!

Claire: AHHHHHHH!!!!! BAD MENTAL PICTURE!!!!!! (Runs around room trying to get vision of Vincent in his undies out of her head) I'm never gonna be able to look at you again am I?!?!

Vincent: Well, you were the one that asked!

Claire: Well I wasn't expecting THAT!!!

Vincent: Well it's kinda hard to find pajamas when you have an arm made of metal!

Claire: Given. But you should have just told me to fuck off! I'm gonna have to rate this fic R!

Vincent: No your not! Just write the damn fic!

Claire: Ok! By the way, what colour are thay?

Vincent: CLAIRE! (Points Death Penalty at Claire)

Claire: Just askin'! Ok! Fanfic!

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The Ninja Bratt

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Reno lent against a street corner. He looked around. The Slums where just as he rendered. He inhaled the slum air deeply and then half choked on it. Yep, nothin new there. A organ grinder struck up a song that sounded vaugley like 'Underneath the Rotting Pizza'. Reno walked up to him and said: "If I give you a hundred gill, will you bugger off for the day?"

"Ta, sir" said the organ grinder and left. Reno returned to his corner. A brunette girl in a blue jacket walked down the street. Ok, Reno thought, Act cool, remember what Vincent said: Ignore her.

"Reno! Hi!" Henna called and walked towards him.

"Hello" said Reno as morbidly as he could.

"I didn't know you had a slums shift"

"Coincidence, I guess" Ha, Reno thought, coincidence my ass! It took him ages to get the same shift as Henna! I hope she apricates this!

"Oh yeah, I um want 'd to apologize for the other night, I was kinda upset...." it was at this moment that Yuffie decided to make her appearance. You know how flys are drawn to a bug zapper? Well Yuffies are drawn to any Vincent like behavior.

"Hi Reno!" she giggled. Oh no! Reno thought, Not the Bratt, anything but the Bratt !

"Hello Yusie"

"It's Yuffie"

"Whatever" Henna looked at Yuffie.

"Is this your girlfriend?" Henna asked Reno.

"NO!" Replied Reno, dropping the Melancholy act.

"Hay, thats so mean!" squealed Yuffie. Reno turned to Henna.

"Hay babe, lets ditch the kid and go somewhere we can talk..." Reno was not expecting Hennas response. Henna looked livid and punched the redhead squarely in the jaw.

"Don't EVER call me babe!!!" she shouted and stormed off. Reno stood there, rubbing his jaw.

"Hehehe! Got what you deserved!" laughed Yuffie, and ran after a rich looking guy.

"What just happened!!!" Said Renno for the second time.

"It's called rejection, mate" said the organ grinder.

"Now this is scary!"

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Soz this is such a short chapter! but im tired so....

Oh and soz about the hyper disclaimers! I was just hyper when i wrote them!

Vincent: Your always hyper!

Claire: I know.