Disclaimer:
Claire: Heloooo! I would like to give a big thank you to all nice people who have managed to get this far! And to all my reviewists! Ta guys! You give me the courage to continue on with this crappy fic and do evil, nasty, inhuman and just downright mean things to Reno!
Reno: Why me! Couldn't you just....
Vincent: Hang on, why are you here? (Thinks for a second) CLAIRE!!! What have I told you about capturing random characters from games ect.? (Points to back off room where Tseng is tied to a chair)
Claire: Ok, I get the picture!! Man you sound just like my farther!
Vincent: Is your mother jenova?
Claire: NO!
Vincent: Then its not posible.
Claire: Look, it's just an expersio...
Reno: I WANNA BE THE CENTER OF ATENTION AGAIN!!!!
Vincent&Claire: SHUT UP TURK!
Vincent: Oh god, I have been hanging around you to long.
Claire: Yeah, were realy growing on each other! (Sings Growing On Me by The Darkness)
Vincent:Please stop that.
Claire: *I can't get rid of you*
Vincent: Hush!
Claire: *Nah nah nah nah nah nah*
Vincent: Be quiet!
Claire: *I don't know what to do-oo*
Reno: Quit it!
Claire: *Nah nah nah nah nah nah*
Reno: Will someone shut her up!!??
Claire: *I don't even know who is growing on who*
Tiax: *Yeah Yeeeaaah*
Claire, Vincent, Reno&Tseng: O_o
Tiax: Well it shut her up didn't it??
Vincent, Reno&Tseng: (mumble in agrement)
Claire: Hay, I just realised, I'm the only girl here!
Tseng: Mmph glmph! (he's gaged)
Claire: Oh yeah! Thanks Tseng! The disclaimer! Reno, do the dislaimer!
Reno: No, if I don't do the disclaimer then you can't write the fic and do mean things to me!!
Claire: (Jumps on Renos shoulders and pulls his hair)
Reno: OK! OK! I'LL DO THE DISCLAIMER! JUST GET OFF MY HAIR!!!
Claire: Good Reno! (Gives Reno a cookie)
Vincent: Hay thats my cookie!
Reno: Hah! Mine now!
Vincent: (Looks evily at Reno)
Reno: *Smirk* Claire does not own any of th...OW! (Claire has poked him with his own electricy cattle prody thingy)
Claire: (Evil low voice) Give the cookie to Vincent.
Reno: But...OW!
Reno: Oh ok! (Gives Vincent cookie) Claire does not own any of the final fantasy seven characters, items or places. There, happ...OW! What was that for?!?
Claire: Fun.
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The Gold Saucer-Take 1
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"Only five days left!" said a triumphant Elena. Reno grumbled and took another sip of coffee. I must win! He thought, Or I will never here the end of it!
"Hey!" droned Reno "I've got a plan!"
"Well, if it's true to your fashion Ren, you might as well just give up now, save yourself the pain!" Laughed Rude. Reno just smiled and ordered another coffee.
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"Hey, Henna" said Reno casually as Henna walked by. She turned around and looked at him scathingly.
"What? I'm kinda busy right now....."
"Look, I just want 'd to say sorry about before, I mean, I act kinda crazy around girls who are as pretty as you" Reno braced himself for a punch, but Henna just smiled, blushing slightly.
"Well, um thanks Reno!" Reno flashed another 'Reno Smile'.
"So, um, I was wondering.... Do you wanna' go up to the Gold Saucer with me tonight?" Reno kind of mumbled the last line but it seemed to have got through ok, because Henna blushed even brighter.
"Sure, I've got nothing better to do!" Reno smiled at the thought of Elena doing manual labor.
"Pick you up at seven?" He smiled. I've won! He thought.
"Sure, seven is fine. I live at 34 Hightfield Terrace. I'll see you then!"
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Ahhh, the Gold Saucer, Thought Reno, The place with the most annoying soundtrack...EVER! Last time I came here it was with Yuffie.... No Reno, concentrate on one girl at a time. You can think about Yuffie, after you have won the bet. He inhaled some of the air, it tasted vaugly of candy floss. Blegh! He looked at Henna. She was wied eyed and exited. She had never been to the Gold Saucer before, mostly work got in the way of dates and that sorta' thing. Well, thought Reno, This is gonna' be the most memorable night of her life! He slyly slid his hand into hers. Henna turned to face him, looked into his eyes, to the hand and back in front of her again. She secretly wished her hand didn't start sweating! Ok, thought Reno, So far so go....
"WHAA!" Thump. "Owwww!" Hmmm, how did this happen? Reno thought, I seem to be on the floor. And in some deal of pain. And where did that Chocobo come from.....GET UP FOOL! He hastily got up and brushed himself off. He was painfully aware that all most every eye in the Gold Saucer was on him.
"He he he ! Hay Reno! Your face has turned the same color as your hair!" laughed Henna. This is not going well.
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"Ha ha! Real smooth Ren!" laughed Rude. Elena pouted.
"I allways wished Tseng would ask me to the Gold Saucer, not you!" a dreamy look came into her eyes as she said the word Tseng. Rude sighed.
"I have all ready said, this is not a date! We are just here to watch Reno fail, or IF he somehow succeeds! Otherwise he'll just lie...Get it!?!"
"Fine! Well, he looks like he's gonna fail. So can't I just..."
"No. We are in this together. Anyway, This should be a laugh-a-second show"
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Shit, shit, shit. This is not going well. Ten minutes into the date, and I've all ready crashed into a bloody Chocobo! Thought Reno. He felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to face Henna, who started to draw closer to him. This is it! Thought Reno. He tilted his head slightly.
"Hold still Reno" she muttered. Henna reached forward and... Took a large Chocobo feather out of his hair. She placed it in his hand. "Yellow doesn't go with red" Damn Chocobos!
Claire: Heloooo! I would like to give a big thank you to all nice people who have managed to get this far! And to all my reviewists! Ta guys! You give me the courage to continue on with this crappy fic and do evil, nasty, inhuman and just downright mean things to Reno!
Reno: Why me! Couldn't you just....
Vincent: Hang on, why are you here? (Thinks for a second) CLAIRE!!! What have I told you about capturing random characters from games ect.? (Points to back off room where Tseng is tied to a chair)
Claire: Ok, I get the picture!! Man you sound just like my farther!
Vincent: Is your mother jenova?
Claire: NO!
Vincent: Then its not posible.
Claire: Look, it's just an expersio...
Reno: I WANNA BE THE CENTER OF ATENTION AGAIN!!!!
Vincent&Claire: SHUT UP TURK!
Vincent: Oh god, I have been hanging around you to long.
Claire: Yeah, were realy growing on each other! (Sings Growing On Me by The Darkness)
Vincent:Please stop that.
Claire: *I can't get rid of you*
Vincent: Hush!
Claire: *Nah nah nah nah nah nah*
Vincent: Be quiet!
Claire: *I don't know what to do-oo*
Reno: Quit it!
Claire: *Nah nah nah nah nah nah*
Reno: Will someone shut her up!!??
Claire: *I don't even know who is growing on who*
Tiax: *Yeah Yeeeaaah*
Claire, Vincent, Reno&Tseng: O_o
Tiax: Well it shut her up didn't it??
Vincent, Reno&Tseng: (mumble in agrement)
Claire: Hay, I just realised, I'm the only girl here!
Tseng: Mmph glmph! (he's gaged)
Claire: Oh yeah! Thanks Tseng! The disclaimer! Reno, do the dislaimer!
Reno: No, if I don't do the disclaimer then you can't write the fic and do mean things to me!!
Claire: (Jumps on Renos shoulders and pulls his hair)
Reno: OK! OK! I'LL DO THE DISCLAIMER! JUST GET OFF MY HAIR!!!
Claire: Good Reno! (Gives Reno a cookie)
Vincent: Hay thats my cookie!
Reno: Hah! Mine now!
Vincent: (Looks evily at Reno)
Reno: *Smirk* Claire does not own any of th...OW! (Claire has poked him with his own electricy cattle prody thingy)
Claire: (Evil low voice) Give the cookie to Vincent.
Reno: But...OW!
Reno: Oh ok! (Gives Vincent cookie) Claire does not own any of the final fantasy seven characters, items or places. There, happ...OW! What was that for?!?
Claire: Fun.
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The Gold Saucer-Take 1
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"Only five days left!" said a triumphant Elena. Reno grumbled and took another sip of coffee. I must win! He thought, Or I will never here the end of it!
"Hey!" droned Reno "I've got a plan!"
"Well, if it's true to your fashion Ren, you might as well just give up now, save yourself the pain!" Laughed Rude. Reno just smiled and ordered another coffee.
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"Hey, Henna" said Reno casually as Henna walked by. She turned around and looked at him scathingly.
"What? I'm kinda busy right now....."
"Look, I just want 'd to say sorry about before, I mean, I act kinda crazy around girls who are as pretty as you" Reno braced himself for a punch, but Henna just smiled, blushing slightly.
"Well, um thanks Reno!" Reno flashed another 'Reno Smile'.
"So, um, I was wondering.... Do you wanna' go up to the Gold Saucer with me tonight?" Reno kind of mumbled the last line but it seemed to have got through ok, because Henna blushed even brighter.
"Sure, I've got nothing better to do!" Reno smiled at the thought of Elena doing manual labor.
"Pick you up at seven?" He smiled. I've won! He thought.
"Sure, seven is fine. I live at 34 Hightfield Terrace. I'll see you then!"
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Ahhh, the Gold Saucer, Thought Reno, The place with the most annoying soundtrack...EVER! Last time I came here it was with Yuffie.... No Reno, concentrate on one girl at a time. You can think about Yuffie, after you have won the bet. He inhaled some of the air, it tasted vaugly of candy floss. Blegh! He looked at Henna. She was wied eyed and exited. She had never been to the Gold Saucer before, mostly work got in the way of dates and that sorta' thing. Well, thought Reno, This is gonna' be the most memorable night of her life! He slyly slid his hand into hers. Henna turned to face him, looked into his eyes, to the hand and back in front of her again. She secretly wished her hand didn't start sweating! Ok, thought Reno, So far so go....
"WHAA!" Thump. "Owwww!" Hmmm, how did this happen? Reno thought, I seem to be on the floor. And in some deal of pain. And where did that Chocobo come from.....GET UP FOOL! He hastily got up and brushed himself off. He was painfully aware that all most every eye in the Gold Saucer was on him.
"He he he ! Hay Reno! Your face has turned the same color as your hair!" laughed Henna. This is not going well.
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"Ha ha! Real smooth Ren!" laughed Rude. Elena pouted.
"I allways wished Tseng would ask me to the Gold Saucer, not you!" a dreamy look came into her eyes as she said the word Tseng. Rude sighed.
"I have all ready said, this is not a date! We are just here to watch Reno fail, or IF he somehow succeeds! Otherwise he'll just lie...Get it!?!"
"Fine! Well, he looks like he's gonna fail. So can't I just..."
"No. We are in this together. Anyway, This should be a laugh-a-second show"
****************************
Shit, shit, shit. This is not going well. Ten minutes into the date, and I've all ready crashed into a bloody Chocobo! Thought Reno. He felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to face Henna, who started to draw closer to him. This is it! Thought Reno. He tilted his head slightly.
"Hold still Reno" she muttered. Henna reached forward and... Took a large Chocobo feather out of his hair. She placed it in his hand. "Yellow doesn't go with red" Damn Chocobos!
