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Author's note- thx for all the reviews!! And a special thx to reynamangga and someone who signed Kenshin and Kaoru 4eva. "The cannon girl" is not "the cannon girl" anymore! Heh heh…
Marimo- Is everyone ok? Does Kenshin still need a doctor?
Kenshin- no, no, I'm fine, that that I am….
Yahiko- I think he's lost it…
Marimo-….ok, Now ladies and gentlemen, the performers are ready to, well, perform again!
Act 2
Knives…again…..
Kaoru- we can try this one more time-
Sano- NO! I am NOT going to be the target this time!
Kaoru- but you were such a good target *flashy smile*
Yahiko- who would wanna be the target for someone with aim as bad as yo-Wait, what're you gonna do with that rope-
Kenshin- are you ready Yahiko? *sweatdrop*
Yahiko- Kenshin! Help!!
Kenshin- uh, I'm just doing what Miss Kaoru told me to do-
Sano- not that excuse again
Yahiko- Sano!! Help me!!
Sano- No way am I gonna be the target!
Kaoru- ok, I'm ready!
Yahiko- no no no no no no no no no-OWW!
Kaoru- *innocently* gosh, did I hit you?? I'm sooo sorry!
Yahiko- Shut up you witch! You did that on--OWW!
Kenshin- *laughing meekly* this should teach us all a lesson: Never anger Miss Kaoru when she has knives
Yahiko- help me!! --Oh my god, I see blood!!
Sano- *snicker, snicker* I guess red's becoming of you
Yahiko- why'd you have to take my wooden sword too!? I could've defended myself with it!
Kaoru- but that's not professional!! *everyone else facefaults*
Yahiko- at least Sano was strong enough to run away!! Please someone HELP ME!!
Kenshin- uh, I'm too tall, that I am! You make a much better target, which is why you're up there and not me!
Sano- that sounds familiar…
Kaoru- shut up you three. My aim's not that bad!
Yahiko- yeah, and your cooking's "not that bad" either--OWW!
Kaoru- *sarcastically* oh, I'm soo sorry
Megumi- I'm glad you got me. He needs some serious medical attention. Sir Ken, would you mind--
Kaoru- YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
Megumi- *putting an arm around Kenshin* Can I help it if I'm so much more loveable than you? Ha ha ha!
*Kaoru throws another knife, but it hits not Megumi, but*
Kenshin- OWW! Miss Kaoru, what was THAT for!?
Megumi- Oh, Sir Ken, you need some medical attention! *giggle, giggle* *dragging him offstage* Come this way, I need to have a look at that wound…
Kaoru- YOU GET BACK HERE!!
Sano- she got him pretty deep…
Kenshin- as much as I like this attention *Kaoru and Megumi are playing "Tug of War" with Kenshin as a "rope"* y-you're hurting me!!
Yahiko- DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME!?!?
Sano- oh yeah, the little kid's still stuck up there!
Yahiko- "Little kid"?? You come here and say that to my face you-- *the board Yahiko was on starts to tip* AHHHHH! *the board lands smack on the floor…and so does Yahiko's face*
Sano- *matter-of-factly(a/n: yes, that's a real word)* it's exactly what you deserve.
Kenshin- OW! Miss Me-OW! Mis Kao-OW! Please don't- OW!
Yahiko- come on Kenshin! Whack the witch with your reverse blade sword!
Kenshin- even if I wanted to do that I can't reach my sword- OW! I wasn't really thinking of hitting you Miss Kao-OW!
Kaoru- what makes you think he was talking about me?! *tug*
Megumi- Well, you're the only "witch" here! *pull*
Kenshin- all I want is use of my arms, okay!? Please don't pull anymore, or you'll pull them-OW!
Kaoru & Megumi- Shut up Kenshin, we're talking!
Kenshin- *meekly* ok ma'ams…
Sano- well, at least the crowd thinks this is funny…
Yahiko- I think I need a doctor…
*Kenshin is trying to pull away from Megumi and Kaoru* Look, a nice blue ribbon!
Megumi & Kaoru- *letting go of Kenshin* Where?!
Kenshin- *running* I'm free! Ow, my arms!
Megumi- you need to see a doctor! Let me look at you--
Kaoru- back off, you old hag!
Yahiko- you're one to call someone an "old hag"
Kaoru- what are you saying, Yahiko?! I still have some knives left!
Yahiko-….did I say "old hag"? I meant young, beautiful lady!! Really!!!!
Kenshin- can I go home now?
Kaoru- NO!
Kenshin- ………………….how about now?
Kaoru- NOO!
Megumi- that's no way for a lady to speak to such a great man as Sir Ken!
Kenshin- heh heh
Kaoru- Kenshin, are you buying this!?
Kenshin- uh, no Miss Kaoru….heh heh….*sweatdrop*
Megumi- violence isn't proper for a lady. You're not worthy of such a man as Kenshin.
Kaoru- say that again. I dare you.
Kenshin- no need to get violent, that there isn't!!
Sano- it's too late, she's gone crazy-
Megumi- "Violence isn't proper for a lady. You're not worthy of such a man as Kenshin."
Kaoru- COME HERE!! *chasing Megumi*
Marimo- Um, I think this is all for now…we're going to have a brief intermission (again)…
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This chapter's a LOT longer than usual…^_^
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